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[url= http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/08/woman-quits-her-job-to-breastfeed-her-boyfriend-every-two-hours-5930784/ ]Woman quits her job to breastfeed her boyfriend every two hours

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I don't really know what to say. What do they do when they are out at the pub or IKEA?


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 1:43 am
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What do they do when they are out at the pub or IKEA?

Well, it is legal to breastfeed in public - I don't think the law specifies an age limit.

Nowt as queer as folk.


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 6:36 am
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So what does he do for work that allows him to um, have a feed every couple of hours...


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 6:40 am
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I was more amused by the brain dead woman give birth to baby headline, round our way this is a common occurrence with the zombies still knowing how to get to the benefits office like a migratory bird


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 9:20 am
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Couldn't she just express some and leave it in the fridge?


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 9:27 am
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Surely something to look forward to for the weekend? Every 2 hours seems a bit excessive.

Still, Mmmm-Mmmmmmmmm. Yummy. 😀


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 9:32 am
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If they are happy do that at home then both are happy you have a happy relationship ...

What do they do when they are out at the pub or IKEA?

Depending on people's mood on that day ...


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 10:57 am
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What happens if he's lactose intolerant?

Seriously the guy needs a shrink.


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 11:00 am
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I've always been a fan of the "breast feeding welcome here" signs but despite putting my hand up to volunteer never had a positive response

ok i will get my coat


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 11:21 am
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Can you get breast milk if the woman is not pregnant? 😯


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 11:28 am
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Yes, believe it or not most babies don't start breastfeeding until after they are born.


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 11:47 am
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Can you get breast milk if the woman is not pregnant?

Seems so.

[i]She quit her job to ‘dry’ breastfeed Brad every two hours – to ‘fool’ her body into lactating.
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a woman can artificially induce lactation – by encouraging a partner to ‘dry’ breastfeed regularly until milk flow occurs.[/i]

So basically the story is "woman wants her boobies sucked on eight times a day."

C'mon, we've all been there.


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 11:48 am
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I can't believe they've shown a picture of them doing it!


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 11:51 am
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"I can't believe they've shown a picture of them doing it!"

well I've just looked in the IKEA catalogue under Swedish Food can't find it - what section you looking at?


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 12:05 pm
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This is surely manufactured clickbait.


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 12:08 pm
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What is the IKEA word for booby milk?


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 12:24 pm
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FYI their meatballs are called 'köttbullar'

http://m.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/art/70028680/


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 12:26 pm
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BRESTÅ


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 12:30 pm
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Is it available in different flavours?


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 12:42 pm
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Attention seekers make click bait shocker.....don't give them the air time


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 1:04 pm
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don't give them the air time

He doesn't look like he wants to come up for air.


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 1:10 pm
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[i]don't give them the air time[/i]
Thats what I thought when I saw the headline on a site yesterday. Didn't even bother reading the 'story'.


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 1:19 pm
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Does someone need a curdle?


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 4:59 pm
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Yes, believe it or not most babies don't start breastfeeding until after they are born.

😆 😆 😆 😆


 
Posted : 11/06/2016 5:33 pm

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