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Wife in hospital instead of me. Hopefully she will be out tomorrow or Monday but I am stuck in an empty house with too many alcohol options.

Please amuse / insult / advise / enlighten me before I hit the third bottle of wine.


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 9:51 pm
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3rd bottle of wine! I once managed 1 1/4. Well done.


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:06 pm
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If you'd have said something earlier, we could've given you some inspiration. But if you're already on the third bottle, I think you have already chosen your path.
If you're really stuck for something to amuse yourself with, apparently the stw swear filter doesn't work on the url of thread titles. Knock yourself out...


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:07 pm
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www.consumeconsume.com


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:09 pm
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Hang on. The first bottle didn't do what it should so I just opened the second wine. I know it isn't the correct solution so thought I would try socialising so I didn't dwell on my thoughts.

STW as a share and care place


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:16 pm
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Posted : 07/12/2019 10:17 pm
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Consume and the clip above are great


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:19 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tommy+tiernan

Get some in ya, ya big lairy ****er.


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:26 pm
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Like an Irish Big Yin.

Weirdly I got a suggested link on You Tube of Transvision Vamp who I haven't even thought of for probably 20 years. Revolution Baby is still good.


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:34 pm
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Suggestion to STW Towers.

Open links in a fresh window rather than losing the STW forum each time your great forumnites send me links please


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:37 pm
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Nahhh nahhhh you’re doing it all wrong,

What ya need is many bottles of port, coke and hookers

Trust!


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:39 pm
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Or TEQUILA , COKE & HOOKERS

GOOD TIMES!

😂


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:39 pm
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Hookers are in the hot tub, coke lined up in the sauna. I was asking for something BEFORE the normal


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:42 pm
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Never drink the 3rd bottle.

I've found that they vinters take advantage of you on the third bottle. That's where they stick all the bad stuff and you'll feel awful tomorrow.


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:52 pm
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Thanks epicylo - straight to the Laphroig it is then


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 10:59 pm
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Open links in a fresh window rather than losing the STW forum each time your great forumnites send me links please

Click and drag the link to the tab bar on Chrome...


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 11:16 pm
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Click and drag the link to the tab bar on Chrome…

Yeah but it is easy to correct it to just open a new window.

Make it easier for the user rather than the coder 🙂


 
Posted : 07/12/2019 11:23 pm
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Did you line up the hookers though 1 on top of each other Ya!

Or rather YEEEHA!


 
Posted : 08/12/2019 1:23 am
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Wife in hospital instead of me. Hopefully she will be out tomorrow or Monday but I am stuck in an empty house with too many alcohol options.

Pray she is out on Monday.


 
Posted : 08/12/2019 1:39 am

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