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[Closed] Amazon has sent me the gift of space

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The good lady has ordered some stuff from Amazon which duly turned up today (prime member) and it was a box containing absolutely nothing but empty space. It felt wrong when the driver gave it to me so i asked him if anything was in it (it wasnt an enclosed box so you could sort of see inside). He shrugged so i opened it up in front of him to reveal nothing, he then took the box off me and made a call and then just went off in his van. That was 2 hours ago and i am still holding my breath waiting for the next instalment of this normally bland exchange which now has a twist in the plot. Who would like to hazard a guess of when the items will arrive? Prime so should technically be today but the spanner is now in the works and my breath is now baited


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 1:36 pm
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Did the driver fart in the box before he/she gave it you?

In which case, it wasn't *nothing*.


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 2:18 pm
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My last prime order took 9 months. I no longer use Amazon.


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 3:06 pm
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You probably ordered sub-prime by mistake.


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 3:07 pm
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My last prime order took 9 months. I no longer use Amazon.

You ordered a baby?


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 3:17 pm
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You ordered a baby?

They do everything these days.


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 3:33 pm
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If you buy two they might breed 🙄


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 3:37 pm
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Well no sign of the items so i might ring the plod and tell them a van delivery driver has stolen my nothing in a box. They say you cant have anything nice these days, i cant even have nothing!


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 4:45 pm
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It's unlikely. Amazon just do a half arsed job of packaging things so it's probably fallen out somewhere along the way.


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 4:49 pm
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What ever was in the box originally is now on eBay.


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 6:02 pm
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I HAZ UR PASSWIRD

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Posted : 28/10/2017 6:15 pm
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My ex worked at the fulfilment centre for a year. The amount of crime that goes on is insane. So so easy to steal. A lad can package 20 packages of high value items like phones and send empty boxes and keep the phones. Just don't turn up the next day and they've made a lot of money.


 
Posted : 28/10/2017 6:50 pm

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