[Closed] Amateur Porn Stars

I'm just gonna leave this here:

Not quite the same but after renting my home out for 3 years to a woman I returned to the street to be told by neighbours she had run a dominatrix business from our house. She was truly a miserable person the few times I met her. I can't imagine letting a grumpy cow smack me about for money.

My friend used to live next door to Michelle Thorne. She used to film in her garden. His landing window was the most popular in the house.

Our admin girl left last year to seek her fortune in the US as a porn star.

Her first vid was with Mandingo!!!

Since then some of the lads have been keeping tabs quite often....

She is on twitter as "thekatyjayne" which links to loads of her vids.

I know someone who found a load of old cine film that had been in his parents loft, he thought it would be nice to get it put on dvd...

Ohh god - I think I can see where this is headed....

I am still scarred from the time (many moons ago) when I came across my mum's 'vibrating massager' in her bedroom when looking for hidden Christmas presents 😯

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I am still scarred from the time (many moons ago) when I came across my mum's 'vibrating massager' in her bedroom when looking for hidden Christmas presents

A girl I used to go to school with used to work on webcam.. out of *research* I used to watch her free shows (although she didn't find me txting her mid show to be as funny as I thought it was).. anyway she wasn't online most days, so my *research* led me to watch other women from the UK..

A few months later I was getting wasted at a mate's leaving do, when I started chatting to one of his girlfriend's mates.. she was pretty funny, got on well.. 6 hours of drinking later and she eventually asked me if I wanted to know her real job.. turned out she was a webcam girl.. we talked about this (I've designed a few dubious websites in my time too) and then suddenly my drunken brain clicked into place.. "Hang on a minute.. I've ****** over you!".. long story short, she found it funny, nowt happened between us, was first time she'd ever been recognised by anyone in real life.

She ended up writing a blog entry about me, which was flattering to me, although implied that we were probably going to sleep together (we weren't, both of us were in relationships). Probably written for her audience's benefit I imagine..

As way of a conclusion, I googled her a year later (she no longer works in that area) and discovered someone had uploaded some custom videos she made for him/her.. involved her putting her phone on the floor and going for a poo on it.

The end.

Is hedge-porn still a thing in this digital age?

km79 wins.

A couple of years ago one of the lads at work (who reckons he has a 3TB porn collection) showed me a set of pics of a 'MILF' from our area asking if I recognised her. Turned out to be a lass I went to school with and is a receptionist at my doctors. Put me off cucumber for a good while and made me feel rather inadequate , I can't look her in the eye anymore.

She is on twitter as "thekatyjayne" which links to loads of her vids.

I was going to follow her, just out of interest like, but her pinned tweet:

Guess whose back in Los Angeles?!

Whose??? Bah. No education these porn stars 😡

chaturbate is the web site for webcams where it is easy to host yourself - I read a story in a newspaper (probably online although it could have been the metro (where I found out about kinkBnB and Thrinder...)) and the journalist tried to make some money from it.

So if you are fit and well endowed, or comically endowed maybe, you could try it.

There was a VHS going around Canton rugby club which had a middle age couple getting jiggy, two things the family pet wanders into shot and the Leekes of Llantrisant ad was playing in the background so they were local, don't think they were ever identified.

One of the old guys I used to work with decided to make a home video with his mrs on one of the small video cameras we had just been issued with for surveillance. unfortunately being a bit of an old duffer he managed to make a recording onto the cassette but hadn't noticed he'd also made a copy onto the memory card he'd leff in the camera prompting equal levels of revulsion (zoom shots of an old age growler) and laughter next time someone went to use the camera and checked it had been formatted.

[i]involved her putting her phone on the floor and going for a poo on it.[/i]

Man, that is niche.

Mobile crapp?

DezB - Member
involved her putting her phone on the floor and going for a poo on it.

Man, that is niche.

No, pretty sure it was a Nokia 7210.

Impressive aim

IPood?

There's a poster on here who's wife I have seen on a certain "amateurs" site that I might sometimes take a glance at. 🙂
Though TBF she's wiped the count since they had a child and it was several years ago.

Im surprised we've made it to 3 pages and no pics of SSUK'17 have cropped up yet.

^ its not me.

We can work this out by elimination as long a we're all honest.

Promise?

We can work this out by elimination as long a we're all honest.

Promise?

[url= http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/porn-star-professor-goddard-quits-11036444 ]One of my more 'interesting' colleagues[/url]

clickbait

singlespeedstu - Member
Though TBF she's wiped the count since they had a child and it was several years ago.

I should hope it's more than once. 😆

Miss Houns currently sending me pix of the shoot she's on now. Closed set hence why I'm not there

I did have to read that last post a couple of times houns, as generally miss username on here is a reference to ones daughter....

pics or it didnt happen

I worked on the relaunch of penthouse in the uk, I still have some Polaroids of ex page 3 stunner Rachael Garley.
You can see her mimsy 😯
(Yes I was there on the shoot)

involved her putting her phone on the floor and going for a poo on it.

Man, that is niche.

I am still scarred from the time (many moons ago) when I came across my mum's 'vibrating massager' in her bedroom when looking for hidden Christmas presents

A guy at work found the ribbed 'ears' off of his old space hopper in his Mom's bedside drawer.

If you see a picture of someone naked on the internet who looks like me, it probably is.

🙂

budgierider67 - Member
A guy at work found the ribbed 'ears' off of his old space hopper in his Mom's bedside drawer.

??

Best yet!

I work in a manufacturing business, we make plumbing parts.

In one of the cupboards downstairs are some marketing slides form circa 1970-80`s. They are of a young topless lady holding wrenches and the like while a flat capped plumber works under her sink.

Quite shocking that these were official company marketing material from not that long ago, people would be shot nowadays for even thinking of such an idea!

Many years ago I was looking for some film for a camera and rifled through my brother's camera bag. I found a case and opened it to find a roll of exposed negative – it turned out to be a shoot of my brother and his fiancee.

That night, over dinner with our mum & dad, I dropped into conversation that I had been looking through his bag to try to find a roll of film without success. The look on his face was priceless – he knew that I knew what a dirty dog he'd been.

8)

REMS still hav'nt caught up.

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The latest issue has Daisy Duke on the front.... picture to follow.

Saves me scanning it...

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Wasn't it Noddy Holder in the early days of Slade that used to do that on coffee tables for rich German blokes - just to make ends meet when out on tour.

I had the pleasure of meeting Noddy Holder at an awards event in Manchester around 10 years ago and he recounted that story...

Apparently it was the landlord of his digs in Germany who would come round and the band would take it in turns to defecate on the glass coffee table whilst he pleasured himself underneath in lieu of rent!

It sounds far better in his rich brummie accent, I can still hear him saying, "Weeell, what's a blowke to do? yer'v godda 'ave a shoite!"

Hi wife was present too...

😀

Our old office was an grand house at some point and next to it in what were presumably stables once upon a time are two houses. One of them, occupied by a lady who did naked photoshoots at home.

The first time it was spotted, was a sunny day and all of the blinds were open. I've never seen a floor full of blokes move so quickly! Even some of the partners came out of their offices to see what was going on!

The only person I've ever known get even close was a girl on my uni course who worked at Legs 11 in Birmingham - she was open about it and it paid for her uni.

@mindmap

Pembroke Road, Bristol?

Similar there as well, thought building was going to topple over 😉 with all the people hanging out one side.

An old retail workmate from student days ended doing porn with ugly old fat women.

I was shocked and a 2nd workmate showed me on his mobile when I went to do more student holiday work.

He looked like a dork but seemed to enjoy himself lol.

Nice bloke, good mtber but why? I think he was running as a local councillor and should he succeed, he has that history against him.

If I was younger I would be jealous and said "lucky guy" but being older and wiser (hmm) I think it could be awkward with future careers and relationships.

sudden urge to buy rems products.

sudden urge to buy rems products.

I want to know where the hell she put that camera to get the shot that's on her screen...

And if it's where I think it is, I wouldn't be touching her with someone else's 10ft stuntcock.

@mindmap

Pembroke Road, Bristol?

Similar there as well, thought building was going to topple over with all the people hanging out one side.

Ha ha, not Nottingham.

Omar Williams is a keen mountain biker also. Can be spotted at Llandegla a fair bit.

Yup second Lowey, seen Omar in his stormtrooper MTB gear at Llandegla a few times.