[Closed] Amateur Porn Stars

Your mum

Nope, but I've got to know a few.

Your mum

That would be the nightmare scenario, wouldn't it... 😯

Eeewwww ... 😮

Do people really do that?

I could really put someone off their stroke.

Nope, but I found an old work colleague in the pages of Reader's Wives once which was a bit of a bonus as it meant I could stop thinking about how good she might look naked when talking to her in the office.

old work colleague

Nope, but I found an old work colleague in the pages of Reader's Wives once which was a bit of a bonus as it meant I could stop thinking about how good she might look naked when talking to her in the office.

Did you ever let her know?

When I was at primary school, there was a kid whose dad was a keen "Amateur Photographer" (caps deliberate), dark room in the garage and everything... He had a huge print of "mum" on the back wall of the garage wearing nothing but a proud smile... We often used to ride round on our bikes to have a look..

Did you ever let her know?

It poses an interesting question Johndoh, surely these people post this stuff in order to gain a reaction, so maybe she'd have been pleased to hear you'd, ahem, enjoyed her efforts...

I dind't know how she'd take it if I said anything.

*s****s*

Bike trip tradition dictates that every attendee brings along some gentertainment of the rhythm pamphlet variety. In one such publication, some five or six years ago, was an ex colleague. It was one of the more classy publications, and she looked utterly stunning, I must say.

Haven't crossed paths since but we're still in related industry/companies, so might do. Not sure if/how I'd raise the topic!

Perhaps. Too late now though 🙁

Did you know that once-popular photo sharing website, Flickr, is awash with swingers? I didn't, until I let the Flickr app scan my phone contacts for any of my friends who also have Flickr accounts.

Turns out one of the mums from the post-natal group is a very mucky pup.

Accidentally hit "Add Friend" and did that thing where you try to grab data as it flies through the air. I immediately rescinded the request but to this day I don't know if her or her husband know I've seen them in the buff, being penetrated (and apparently impregnated, if the photo descriptions are to be believed) by all kinds of people and objects.

She does give me looks, but in retrospect, I think she did before.

I told my wife, obviously. And some of the other members of the post-natal group.

Not quite as torrid, but at my secondary school one of the teachers had a former (?) career as a lingerie model for the catalogs.

Imagine her delight when one of the lads pulled out (steady) said catalog and asked, "miss, is this you?" in the middle of a geography lesson.

Not sure if/how I'd [b]raise[/b] the topic!

I've a (male) mate who is 'considering' (I suspect it may be further down the line than that now) doing webcam shows for paying punters. He was saying he was going to protect his identity by wearing a luchador mask...

Lived next door but one to a producer/director. Basically if you've searched the whole wide internet and can't quite find the grot that hits your spot (must be pretty bloody niche...), then you can commission her to make EXACTLY what you want, as long as you fund it and it is within the constraints of the law. 😯

Fittingly, her husband is a plumber...

No im not still in touch with her, so don't ask for her details...

Isn't most 'amateur' stuff just pro stuff made to look amateur?

Not quite the same - but I was once asked to produce artwork for an erotic lingerie catalogue.

The guy told me to look at his website and see if I was OK with everything before he came in to see me. So being a conscientious sort I spent a good deal of time studying many 'detailed' shots of a gorgeous young lady wearing said underwear.

Later that afternoon the bloke came into see me... accompanied by the very lady in the photos! It's quite a thing to meet someone face to face a few hours after you've been looking at their most private parts. 😀

I didn't put my most confident pitch over as I was rather distracted.

who are these people who upload their bedroom movies?

I knew a lass who did this. Nice woman, confident and no regrets.

She also had a cat.

She loved that cat.

Did I mention she had a cat?

Cat you say? Did she stroke her cat lots?

A few years ago a video (yes- a good few years ago) was doing the rounds of 3 local women. Two of the women were pretty well known as prostitutes, but the 3rd was not ... especially not to her husband.

Apparently the guy called Tom was filming himself spending his redundancy money with prostitutes.

spending his redundancy money with prostitutes

what about the coke??????? 8)

what about the coke???????

...probably Rola Cola back in those days!

Hmm. Now I come to think of it, I was at uni with a girl who was a topless model for the Star (she was so proud that she brought in the paper to show everyone as proclaimed it was the start of her acting career), who was later seen being 'pranked' in the Adam and Joe Show and sunk thereafter without a trace.

I also had a young secretary who made the pages of Zoo or Nuts with her professionally shot photos, and then had a pretty chronic case of buyer's remorse once the shots were out there.

Last one, I promise - I also did a bit of freelance writing which involved product reviews (this is not a euphemism, by the way) and I hooked a snapper mate up to do the photos. He suggested we meet at photo studio he'd heard of, but never used before which was close to his house - he wanted to see if was suitable for automotive snaps. When we met in the car park, he came out, ashen faced, and couldn't stop apologising. We went in, and I was confronted with an amazing, brilliant white 'infinite wave' studio wall. I couldn't see what he was worried aabout - until I turned around, and saw a series of sets on the other side of the building, including a girly pink bedroom with teddies, a black dungeon with whips chains and so forth. Turns out that the owner, as well as offering a large photographic studio, made his own pics and movies there. We didn't go back.

Not on the same level as some of thes stories, but a couple of years ago I was carrying out a survey on a house and had to go in to the guy's home office (not a euphemism) to get some papework.

Bit of a tangent this, but the guy was pretty vile, rude, arrogant, just unpleasant, and always spoke to his wife like crap. About 70 odd, not a nice bloke.

So I'm stood there talking to him about electrical works or whatever, and notice on the wall above his desk an A4 photograph of what appeared to be his (not very pretty or slim) wife in her (slightly) younger days, nude, sporting a healthy bush, lying on a sofa in what looked like a static caravan.

Bizarre.

My mate used to do some modelling work, jumpers, jeans , t shirts blah blah. He got a call to do another shoot as he had ' long hair and a great figure' . turned out it was a lingerie shoot, but not even very saucy stuff, just a slim dude wearing girls clothes. Fairly strange, and mediumly well paid.

One of the young admin/reception women at a place I used to work at started stripping part time to save up some cash, for whatever reason I can't remember. This led into some small time paid porn shoots, about 3 or 4 she done. She never tried to hide it, and she took a fair bit of abuse for it once word got around. She was good looking and in great shape but weirdly lacked any sort of sex appeal, she was a bit of a robot personality wise, not sure if she had any underlying issues. She eventually left our work and moved to one of the popular at the time 18-30 type holiday resorts to work as a holiday rep which was all the rage at the time on the telly. Last I heard of her she was working as a prostitute and had a drug addiction. I felt quite bad for her and hope she got a chance to turn her life around.

My mum lives in some retirement flats. In the car park there's an Audi R8 with Polish number plates. Polish couple that live in the flats (no idea why) are pukka porn stars. They have a chihuahua.

I've yet to bump into her...

I'd be tempted but even if i was anonymous I'd suspect people would recognise me from a relatively obvious tattoo.

I suppose it could be airbrushed out of still photos.

I work for a telco/ISP, and there's a girl who used to work for us in our Southend office who's made the jump to professional porn actress.

I can't put her stage name here, but its "M**** M*".

I've examined her oeuvre*. Purely for research purposes. She's very capable.

*Is a euphemism.

I know one. She went to my gym. Absolute lunatic. To say trouble followed her everywhere was an understatement. Nasty piece of work.

Her body of work was also horrific

Edit: I'm also friends with a professional dominatrix. Some of the stories she's told me 😯

Aren't they all from Russia? I'm a bit behind the times because it all looked a bit "agricultural" so viewing ceased...

Slightly OT but when I was a photography student, loads of my colleagues used the darkrooms as an opportunity to print utter filth, regardless of gender. Made the coffee break interesting.

He had a huge print of "mum" on the back wall of the garage

On first read I thought you meant the bloke's mum.

Didn't northwind off this forum date a lady who use to do porn.. I'm sure he mentioned it once..

I've met him and he seemed like such a respectable young man..

I was at school with a guy who did well on one of the BBC1 talent shows, was booked into pantomime, but then decided to pursue a porn career instead. His wife also pursued a porn career, the probable highlight of which involved three gentlemen who were not her husband, and likely means she’ll need to wear a nappy in later life...

When I was at Uni, a lass I worked with in a bowling alley (Also Not A Euphemism) once brought into work some topless shots she'd had taken from a professional photo-shoot. That was about the closest I came (ANAE) to working with a 'porn star.'

Oh, and I suppose tenuously, work once floated doing the idea of doing a "Calendar Girls" type calendar, and appealed for models and photographers. I put myself forward as a [s]model haha no[/s] photographer, and wound up doing a photo-shoot in the office (ANAE) out-of-hours. Actually pretty interesting, she was a network engineer so we hid her modesty with routers (ANAE), tied her up with CAT5 cables and suchlike. Sadly the calendar never went ahead so my photos never saw the light of day, whether someone complained or whether they simply didn't get enough submissions I don't know.

Slightly OT but when I was a photography student, loads of my colleagues used the darkrooms as an opportunity to print utter filth,

Not quite the same but that reminds me: I used to work for a large mail-order PC retailer in the 90s. One of the Returns engineers was known as our porn baron. He'd get PCs returned by customers for repair, scan the hard drive for *.JPG and similar, and when he had a sufficiently large collection (ANAE) he'd burn them all to CD and sell copies amongst the staff.

Did you know that once-popular photo sharing website, Flickr, is awash with swingers?

Dunno if they're swingers or fake accounts, but my unused-in-years Flickr account has recently started getting random Friends or whatever they call it, from ladies in various states of undress.

used to shoot porn, was never interesting and I'm now totally desensitised to lady bits.

A film featuring two young female ex colleagues was brought to my attention recently.

They've been a couple for ages, even recognised their front room, which isn't far from STW Towers, thinking about it.....
🙂

used to shoot porn, was never interesting and I'm now totally desensitised to lady bits.

How did you fit that in around all that astronaut training? #legend #totalLAD

How did you fit that in around all that astronaut training?

😆

How did you fit that in around all that astronaut training?

Well neither of them is "boldly going where no man has gone before"

Well neither of them is "boldly going where no man has gone before"

#splashdown

I'm creasing myself at the bold "..used to shoot porn" in stark contrast to all these 'years ago' tales. No messing. Poah there, a veritable legend in his own lunch break.

#attempting re-entry and engaging large thruster

even recognised their front room

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Anyone remember Omar?
He was one of the early trailblazers of "amateur" videos about 20 years ago.
He was from my hometown, used to see him all the time round town picking up girls for his videos.

Filth.

In fact, my hometown has a bit of a history with amateur porn. There was a VHS that did the rounds when I was at school of two dirty buggers shagging next to all the various landmarks, in the middle of the day, people wandering past looking bewildered and everything.

I'm creasing myself at the bold "..used to shoot porn" in stark contrast to all these 'years ago' tales. No messing. Poah there, a veritable legend in his own lunch break.

friend had a studio and a lot of his business at one point was for American sites plus "collector sets" I helped out and took pics as well. I used to be a photographer I should point out.

not all porn is hardcore images/video and not that difficult to actually get into if you shoot the right stuff.

That's not being a dirty bugger, that's being a sex offender.

fin25 - Member

Anyone remember Omar?

Ben Dover

Used to live next door to Gemma Massey, not amateur by any means I think she was supoosed to be Britain's highest ever earming adult star.

Used to live next door to Gemma Massey,

Did she do a lot of 'girl next door' shoots, next door?

nickhit3 - Member

Used to live next door to Gemma Massey,

Did she do a lot of 'girl next door' shoots, next door?

No but you should have seen her link box.

No but you should have seen her link box.

Well, if it's anything like her back passage...

nickhit3 - Member

No but you should have seen her link box.

Well, if it's anything like her back passage...

Deeply furrowed?

A old customer in the telecoms industry of mine was an "adult actress", common knowledge at her company and a few of the engineers she used to manage had copies of her work.

A colleague of mine once asked for advice as one of the younger cops on his team had been browsing swinger sites and [s]came across[/s] stumbled upon his own parents. I shrugged and wondered why it was so bad in these enlightened times, but the lad had read the whole description and learned that his Mum specialised in "toys and fisting".

Deeply furrowed?

You don't want to know. I wouldn't be surprise if some cash and a Transit full of ruddy faced Irishmen was involved, put it that way.

A clubbing friend of mine was the err... Club regular girl for a good while.

Dead sound lass, fit as (obviously) and was more than happy with what she did.

In the car park there's an Audi R8 with Polish number plates. Polish couple that live in the flats (no idea why) are pukka porn stars.

slowoldman - Member

In the car park there's an Audi R8 with Polish number plates. Polish couple that live in the flats (no idea why) are pukka porn stars.

Well it's good to know it's well paid.

Or it could just be an elaborate stealth ad for a used R8. I just pray to god it's not parked on a kerb in such a way as to block access to chicken owning caravanists.

There were a couple of extremely friendly young ladies (and in the case of Womble, her mum too) who used to hang out at the Banshee in Manchester.

The DJ upstairs used to make regular announcements along the lines of '...and could anyone who's enjoyed the company of Dodgy Di/Bungalow Jo over the last few weeks please get themselves down to the clinic sharpish.....'
🙂

poah -
not that difficult to actually get into if you shoot the right stuff.

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dannybgoode - Member
A clubbing friend of mine was the err... Club regular girl for a good while.

Dead sound lass, fit as (obviously) and was more than happy with what she did.

Back when I went clubbing there were a couple of girls and one lad I knew that did porn shoots with many punters, we lost contact about 10 years ago now but two mates I'm still in contact with still know them.

Honestly whilst I'm a puritanical arse at the best of times, I see no problem at all with both consenting prostitution nor any form of sex/porn films.. I have a rather strong moral backbone when the form of consent is/has any kind of borderline infringement. Consenting adults can do what they like, non consenting or pressured into and I'm very clear about my stance.

Let's just be clear, there's a big difference between porn and arty/nude/implied nude (photography) shoots - I've been on the sets of many of these, Miss Houns and her mates walking around nekkid, loads of 'togs around etc. She's also found that men are willing to pay silly money for 'worn but washed' tights on eBay! She does have a couple of friends who do the phone/webcam thing and earn loads.

There's a lot of gullible men (And women) out there willing to part with their money, if yer got it and everyone is happy then go for it

GF's ex was in porn, apparently as a stunt double for the money shot if the main man couldn't perform of all things!

I know a girl who did a masters in economics but strips because it pays better and she (mostly) enjoys it.

Coleagues GF appeard on page three, with her mum...........

Had the unfortunate task of clearing out the communal darkroom in the halls of residence.

Friend (girls rugby player) alsmost got thrown out of uni allong with the coach and 1st XV captain when a video ended up on the shared network (this was before the days of pornhub and you had to go looking for such things).

Acquaintance of mine is a porn director. Does specialist stuff as there's no money in mainstream. He can certainly answer the "do girls wee in the shower" question. Yes they do, and many other places as well.

He's a really good bloke, go to pub quizzes occasionally with him and see him at parties with mutual friends.

Not those sort of parties though.

Acquaintance of mine

Aquaintence? Presumably your username is a just a coincidence hmmmmmm...? Take him away lads, I've heard enough.

GF's ex was in porn

Have you had the tests?

With a tape measure? 😆

Anyone remember Omar?

A mate from my old company used to work on tech support and would use remote access to help out customers with our software (fairly niche industry software). He logged on to one (who most of us in the company knew well) and saw what websites he had open - one was of the adult variety which he was logged in to. The username on the adult site was identical to the one he used for the forum of the trade organisation (of which he was chairman!) and one our company was heavily involved in. My mate then googled the username. Turns out the bloke was a serial forum user and used the same username on all of them, local newspapers, football club, DIY and about a stack of adult picture sharing sites where he liked to show off his wife. I won't go in to details with what he said he liked to do after his wife had been visited by other men who didn't wear protection...

I also know of 2-3 old school mates who I've not seen for years and one from university who have or had content out there. There's also a girl who used to come in to the university shop every day when I worked I there, I got shown photos of her on the internet where she was wearing nothing but a Man City scarf - this was 17 years ago when they were awful!

worked with a guy who had left porn for more money, as a pizza delivery driver. 😯

told me it was fun - but no money in it for the blokes.

Is that where he's from?

No, he had a big house in the village next to mine between Wellingborough and Kettering.

hammerite - ... where she was wearing nothing but a Man City scarf - this was 17 years ago when they were awful!

Isn't a scarf just a scarf? What was so awful about it?

no money in it

Serious(ish) question here -

Isn't gentertainment pretty much freely available on the interweb these days? To the extent that hotels have stopped having the "specialist" channels on their in house TVs?

If that is the case, and pretty much anything you want can be had with a quick search, where is the money coming from and/or going? Is there any money in it? Or is it the scary thought that there is only money in the less 'mainstream' interests?

Long question short - If porn is freely available on the internet, who's paying to make it, and who is getting paid for making it?

It's a bit like skinwall tyres, some dick somewhere will actually buy it.... 😆

Last time I saw Omar around Nottingham he was in a Q7 with the reg plate B16 0MAR. A former colleague of mine was one of Omar's ex's, but didn't touch the sides.

Going back a lot of years, a colleague told me a friend of his had featured in a solo video, involving baby oil and toys, and had invited him and the rest of their social group round for a premiere! He was a bit worried when he realised it had been shot on the sofa he was sat on to watch it. 3 months after telling me the tale, she came to work with, and I was very disappointed.

Going back even further, as a 17 year old summer temp, I worked in the same office as a winner of the Sun's Sam Fox lookalike competition. The older women in the office used to love sending me down to her department to collect whatever it was we needed.

The difference is, skinwalls are sexy! 😀

Flashy - Not 100% sure, but I assumed advertising revenue? Bit like youtubers getting money for followers, subscribers and hits.

Or is it the scary thought that there is only money in the less 'mainstream' interests?

That's what I've been told.

There's a docu on Netflix all about it, not watched it but read the description, the movie makers have moved into the more specialist/custom/personalised end

So if you want flashy, you can have the lasses or lads wearing awful shoes getting jiggy on a reclining plane seat (skin wall colour leather of course)

Treat yourself with your next paper clip bonus