[Closed] Am I being unreasnoble?

Given her massive shoe collection then I think it's fair that you should be allowed to have a teddy bear. Although perhaps you should have gone for a smaller one.

That scene looks exactly like a nightmare I had a few days ago..

It's actualy as tall as she is.

I think she's been very cunning, my first thought was "kill it, kill it with fire", however it has a great big non flamable lable on the back of it.

Is she fit?

'spoon' bear - make her sleep on the floor.

I'd be very worried. That fella is sporting a post-coital smirk.
Dirty bear!

For reasons I can't go into, I've had a rather pavlovian response to that photo and now feel rather sick....

Never mind the bear, who chose the wallpaper??!!

There's many issues of scale in that photo. The bear is scaled correctly for the wallpaper print - ie its not too big for the size of flowers. As they are the dominant parts of the photo - it seems that the bed is from a dolls house.

The bear's smirk, full belly and messed up sheets look sinister though.

Never mind the bear, who chose the wallpaper??!!

Have to admit, I thought it was a thread about living with dodgy wallpaper until I clocked the thing in the bed wasn't human.

Well of course she's going to have a big shoe collection--her paws are massive and there's four of them
yabu

Never mind the bear, who chose the wallpaper??!!

^^Eggsactually

Oh,and there will be a camera inside that bear.

Never mind the bear, who chose the wallpaper??!!

There's many issues of scale in that photo. The bear is scaled correctly for the wallpaper print - ie its not too big for the size of flowers. As they are the dominant parts of the photo - it seems that the bed is from a dolls house.

She chose the wallpaper before I moved in, I think she was conned though as however long I stare at it I can't see the picture nehind it.

No issue of scale, the bear is that big, and it's a full sized double bed.

It's the blue and yellow 'character' slippers lurking under the bedside table that are truly disturbing.

That scene looks exactly like a nightmare I had a few days ago..

Yes, that wallpaper is truly nasty. 😯

No issue of scale, the bear is that big, and it's a full sized double bed.

It would appear that you are now redundant.

It's the blue and yellow 'character' slippers lurking under the bedside table that are truly disturbing.

Leeds Utd slippers? buried beneath the new patio is too good for her.

ps, unless she knows how to spell "unreasonable"

wwaswas - Member

It's the blue and yellow 'character' slippers lurking under the bedside table that are truly disturbing

Not really a surprise though, is it?

Many years ago I worked with this guy [url= http://www.michaeltrimble.co.uk/ ]Professor Mike Trimble[/url]

It is fair to say he knew his way around the human mind. Without wishing to over simplify theories developed based on his vast psychiatric knowledge and skill, he did maintain that Big Teddy Bear = Properly Mental Headcase Owner*

* may not have been his [i]exact[/i] words but you get the drift

edit - Just seen the character slippers. Prof Trimble also had theories about patients who turned up wearing those, you can probably guess the nature of these.......

leeds united

Nope much worse

ps, unless she knows how to spell "unreasonable"

You've been biting your tongue for 15 minutes haven't you?

It's the blue and yellow 'character' slippers lurking under the bedside table that are truly disturbing

You missed the selection of oils and lubricants on the bedside table.

Massage oil, body cream... and a nice big tube of Canesten 😆

assuming the lotions and sex oils are on her side, that would seem to be a small cuddly toy on your bedside table.

Are you regretting this post yet?

so apart from the mental wallpaper, mahoosive cuddly toy, unmade bed, headcase slippers, sex oils, vat of caneston and your cuddly toy, that is an otherwise perfectly normal room 😆

I feel I should defend her slightly, I think that's hand cream, face cream, body cram and foot cream (god knows what the difference is, although it does look suspiciously like a giant toothpaste tube for the bear?

assuming the lotions and sex oils are on her side, that would seem to be a small cuddly toy on your bedside table.

I shall investigate later, the manliness of my bedside table appears to have been comprimised.

Are you regretting this post yet?

I suspect the OP might not have sort permission before posting photo's of his better half's bed chamber on a public forum 🙂

[i] a nice big tube of Canesten [/i]

oh, I thought it was Anusol.

I shall investigate later, the manliness of my bedside [s]table[/s] manners appear[s]s[/s] to have been comprimised.

I feel I should defend her slightly, I think that's hand cream, face cream, body cram and foot cream (god knows what the difference is,

What, no sex oils? What is wrong with you man. A bed is not just for sleeping and mental bears you know 🙄

STW response time is slipping... or don't Bears have "Back Doors" ? 😉

I suspect the OP might not have sort permission before posting photo's of his better half's bed chamber on a public forum

Oi. Its our bedroom I have an equal say in everything............................

Ohhh who am I kidding?

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I just spat out a little tea.

if the op's photo is unstaged and the bed is truly a double then the only logical solution is run away now. your chances of actually killing some one that unstable are poor she will go Batsxxt mental with some scissors while you are still screwing up the courage. If you did succeed in burying her under the patio she would crawl out and get you or the teddy bear would come to life and murder you to death or just whisper threats while you tried to sleep.

The slippers appear to have eyes 😯

Jamie chapeau that made me laugh, can you get strap ons for huge cuddly bears? I dare to ask.

There's no doubt at all that she should come home one day to find teddy on the bed equipped with a strap on &/or bondage gear.

Funniest thread this month for sure 😆

Anyhoo,while the big lad's upstairs,you can be downstairs boshing down his porridge!! 🙂

the OP might not have sort permission

Are you suggesting he was out of order? 😉

Matter of time...

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Matter of time

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Are you regretting this post yet?

I must admit I never predicted the sideways slip into S&M

She chose the wallpaper before I moved in,

My ex had a massive teddy bear- not quite that big but still massive. I discovered he made a really good sort of full-body pillow, really comfy. She got fed up waking up to me snuggled up with the bear on the other side of the bed, and kicked him out.

She is now a cat lady. Signs were all there... The fact that I was choosing to snuggle up with a big hairy bear called George rather than a young nekkid woman signifies NOTHING

I must admit I never predicted the sideways slip into S&M

Yeah that's what they all say when they go to A&E trying to explain how it got stuck "honest I just slipped sideways"

You knew what you were getting into.

She's alergic to cat's thankfully.

Get a dog

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thisisnotaspoon - Member
It's actualy as tall as she is.

Is the bear actually mrs thisisnotaspoon and your'e disappointed she's not made the bed?

Maybe it's a cosplay thing? Get your own costume then you can both have beary fun?

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She did buy me a dragon onesie which scares small children and large rotwillers.

She did buy me a [b]drag[/b][s]on[/s] onesie which scares small children and large rotwillers

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Your wife simply has [i]*cough*[/i] bear necessities.

(I have an alibi)

PMSL @ Jamie, even though I had a strong suspicion something like that would appear.

Mr's TINAS' 12 week scan...

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No penis beaker by the bed?

The OP is so very, very dead when his OH finds out about this thread 😀

I'm surprised there's been no bad puns yet...

What did the Teddy bear say when he was offered a second helping?
"No thanks; I'm already stuffed!"

Thought I'd let you all know that I've been trawling the internet looking for suitable images of the ladies undergarment known as a 'teddy', to enrich and enhance this thread. Sadly after so much research my mind is now a mush, and a teeny bit broader than it was.

Maybe Jamie can conjure up a picture of the OP's teddy in a teddy 😯

No penis beaker by the bed?

😆

Leave now
[s]without a forwarding address[/s]
[s]while you still can[/s]
[s]if you still can[/s]
[s]if you can do it without permission[/s]

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Bart Simpson appears to have met a sticky end looking to the far left of that gif.

Good God. The bear... the wallpaper...

Get on your bike, take as much food and cash as you can carry and don't look back.

On the plus side, you have a thunder buddy for life?

At first I thought you were talking about the wallpaper. It's enlarged, bold print took away the fact that there was a mahoosive bear on the bed.

Now I don't have a problem with teddy bears (we or rather I have a very small fabric covered one on the bed) however that wallpaper would drive me insane.

In case anyone hasn't actually said it yet:

[b]YANBU![/b]

No penis beaker by the bed?

No need, just zuffle the bear.

can you get strap ons for huge cuddly bears?

Go ahead and Google it.

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Go ahead and Google it.

This isn't what you meant, is it.

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that's the most absorbent "Spunky Teddy" i've ever seen

I think these sexual references concerning the teddy mark you all out as a bit creepy..
Maybe she just likes cuddling the damn thing..?

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I reckon the original photo would be enhanced if the bear was having a post coital cigarette......

At first I thought you were talking about the wallpaper.

It is a bit eye-catching.

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😆 Jamie that is brilliant.

You'll have to watch him, if he's anything like Kylies bear he'll try anything for gratification.....
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I was curious about the provenance of Yunki's pic.

Erm...

*watches video*

*kisses goodbye to happy childhood memories*

Oddly I went to university with someone who looked exactly like her, but called Natalie Parry, who then went on to be an underwear model, I think that video might be miss titled and need further distribution!