Normally share it with two others, they are both off today. The door is closed.
So far I've been singing, staring out of the window and surfing.
DW
I work at home - posting random shit on twitter relieves the boredom.
To easy 🙂
DW
+1
Sounds like you're in a similar situation to this...
It's got to be said.
Knock one off into the waste paper basket?
Wipe you penis along the rim of the cup of you lest favourite college.
Have a poo in the bin at the same time as the DW
If I google 'DW' will I regret it?
TheBrick.....thats my favoured stealth retaliation when any of my colleagues irritate me. Gives a real sense of satisfaction inside.
A clue: The D is for Danger.
Yup, it would have to be a Number 3 😀
Come on, can we not get past masturbation and poo? Is that the full extent of our creativity?
ectoplasm?
or post a pic of your office, maybe we can come up with a skills course of some sort?
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I know it's a fanciful idea, but how about doing some work you lazy git?
Please please please plase please do NOT come back and tell us about it
Mastiles, please tell me that's available on a T-shirt!
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Build a bike sculpture out of bits that are lying around the office. Then take a photo of yourself sitting on it.
Mastiles, please tell me that's available on a T-shirt!
I wish it was and I immediately thought it should be 🙂 (I just did that quickly in Photoshop)
I think I may have to get some printed up 🙂
I know it's a fanciful idea, but how about doing some work you lazy git?
Some what?
No camera here, otherwise I'd post.
Kids! Put all those bloody dominos away!
watch this:
funny as hell, and it'll burn an hour or so...
Why don't you say you've got the shits and have to go home, but go for a ride instead?
Cos I'd lose money.
[i]Cos I'd lose money. [/i]
so you have to be in the buildign but not actually working?
Trials bike and a bit of desktop hippity-hoppity?
Trials bike and a bit of desktop hippity-hoppity?
Best idea so far.
Btw I am actually working in between logging on here. I'm just not giving it 100% of my attention, it's fair to say 🙂
Watch CSI while working out where to go for a ride after work.. That's what I'm doing! 🙂
call significant other and get at it like they do on the discovery channel.
have a cigarette out the window.
Repeat.
😀
Tempted to go to the recumbent shop down the road and buy a 500W electrically asssited off-road three wheeler.
molgrips - MemberTempted to go to the recumbent shop down the road and buy a 500W electrically asssited off-road three wheeler.
excellent idea. Combine with a DW and some jiggy jiggy for the complete experience.
😀
Seriously, if you are having thoughts about that, best have a **** instead.
Less trouble in the long run
[i]Less trouble in the long run[/i]
you'd probably get more sympathy if caught too.
People will think you're a right wierdo if they catch you with a 3 wheel electric off-road recumbent in the office.
http://www.marksandspencer.com/Marks-and-Spencer-Chugger-Activity/dp/B004F3JQVM
I really don't know why i'm encouraging you lot! 😀
Oh yeah! Chuggington!
Siesta
The German word would probably 'das Mittagschlafzeug' or something, if not exactly 'das Siesta', being an imported foreign word
Wash your bike?
Make a Ouija board out of post-it notes?
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Try working naked but watch out for the secret big bro CCTV as they might be watching you. 😆