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@convert of course (and thinking of Andrew in particular) having served doesn't remove any innate bellendery. That's the thing, there are idiots and good lasses/fellas, right wing 'traditionalists' and plenty of a more progressive mindset in the forces. Clever/thick, funny/boring. All sorts. Just ordinary people and as you say, a reflection of the society they are recruited from. It's just the lazy thinking which paints all members of the forces into one identical stereotype that boils my piss. Especially when it's done by people who would rightly complain when the same thinking was applied to any other group.
It's all 'hey diddle diddle, straight up the middle' for a bunch of thicko racists and bigots following some plumby, privately educated gentry in the Army. Didn't you get the memo?
it is a slow and ungainly beast in regards to change. It gets there eventually, painfully slow as it can be.
Agreed, but then show me an organisation that is 80,000-100,000 strong that isn't resistant to and slow to accept change?
Agreed, but then show me an organisation that is 80,000-100,000 strong that isn’t resistant to and slow to accept change?
Exactly that.
Not all but much more than a fraction.
You cannot say that with any confidence. Unless it’s the confidence of an idiot.
You are calling me an idiot because you think that there isn't a significant number of bigots and racists in the armed forces?
Can you explain why there would be people wearing spurs when going to dinner at 7.00pm on a Wednesday but don't have a horse? Apart from it being absolute brain washing cultist BS?
Apols RM - '@prolapsed_mandy' was a retort to 'blokeupthemiddle'😜
why there would be people wearing spurs when going to dinner at 7.00pm on a Wednesday but don’t have a horse?
For the same reason that sailors who've yet to cross the equator get welcomed by Neptune and the shellbacks, and the same reason why in some messes, if you've not celebrated Minden Day you get a rose to eat.
For the same reason that sailors who’ve yet to cross the equator get welcomed by Neptune and the shellbacks, and the same reason why in some messes, if you’ve not celebrated Minden Day you get a rose to eat.
Which is "absolute brain washing cultist BS".
Tradition.
Not saying it is not BS, but it helps bring people together.
it helps bring people together.
Well that absolutely proves my point.
I'd be careful using anything I say as proof of something. I am not a reliable source of verifiable information.
Can you explain why there would be people wearing spurs when going to dinner at 7.00pm on a Wednesday but don’t have a horse? Apart from it being absolute brain washing cultist BS?
It's OK because we take the spurs off after dinner to play mess rugby with a cabbage. What? Nowt wrong with that! 😉 As @nickc has already explained. Is a Scots soldier wearing trews or a kilt, or an Irish soldier a caubeen doing it because it's 'absolute brain washing cultist BS'?
Which is “absolute brain washing cultist BS”
If you're going to ask that people literally put their lives on the line, then the indulgence of a few harmless traditions to bind folks to a common cause isn't really cultish behaviour. You probably have family traditions that make perfect sense to you, or are funny or irreverent, that look odd to "others".
as BUTR suggests; the Army is who it recruits from, and that's the UK as a whole, and reflects the UK as a whole.
There's a level of brain washed bullshit in some of these posts, and it's not coming from who they think it is....
Is a Scots soldier wearing trews or a kilt, or an Irish soldier a caubeen doing it because it’s ‘absolute brain washing cultist BS’?
Partly but not quite as extreme. Uniforms are all part of it. The spurs are turning it up to 11.
I bet the officers mess in those cavalry regiments is full of free thinking, open minded people, who reflect the broad make up of our society.
oh please “Invited” is softer sounding than “asked”, straws being clutched for there. Does it sound soft when invited to help police with their inquiries ?
It's all semantics. You can't be forced to make any sort of pledge, so regardless of how the invitation is phrased, it's simply that. Honestly, if people want to make some sort of meaningless personal pledge to the royal family, it's their own call.
If they want to inflict it on other people, that's a different matter. If they're going to do it in public spaces - down the pub for example - they'll probably cop some light-hearted abuse.
The only thing that's really clear is that it's a huge PR howler that posts up a huge virtual billboard saying look at us, we're a ridiculous anachronistic institution, so mired in the past that we can't actually see how stupid and outdated this whole thing looks.
On the plus side, it may make more people think a little harder about what monarchy is. Hint: from the lovely people who also brought you an anachronistic rights of way system based on a culture of toadying deference to things that no longer make any sense.
the Army is who it recruits from, and that’s the UK as a whole, and reflects the UK as a whole.
Bit of a stretch there with the last bit; the Army is overwhelmingly white (10% in non-commissioned ranks and 2% of officers are BAME and a large proportion of these aren’t UK nationals) and male,Sandhurst takes a massively high proportion of public school entrants, 49%.
Not really a reflection of wider society.
Apols RM – ‘@prolapsed_mandy’ was a retort to ‘blokeupthemiddle
Can we have our usernames changed? 🤣
A lot more regiments/corps wear spurs with mess dress than just cavalry.
But, we are straying a little off track from the topic of the new king. I'm not sure this was supposed to be a thread about military traditions in the modern age.
I bet the officers mess in those cavalry regiments is full of free thinking, open minded people, who reflect the broad make up of our society.
A quick google suggests that 'nearly 50%' of army officers went to public school, compared to less than 10% of the general population. It's also possible that cavalry regiments actually have a higher percentage of privately educated officers than the army as a whole, given that they tend to be traditionally, erm, posher than some other parts of the army. Of course that doesn't mean they're not free-thinking, open-minded people, but it doesn't really 'reflect the broad make-up of our society'. And let's not even talk about ethnic make-up etc.
Well that absolutely proves my point
It really doesn't.
I bet the officers mess in those cavalry regiments is full of free thinking, open minded people, who reflect the broad make up of our society.
Well, if you are going to distil your whole view of the army down to a cavalry regiment officers mess, then I can see why you are a little confused. Perhaps visit an officers mess in garrison of mixed cap badges, a sergeants or corporals mess in an infantry battalion or any number of squadron/unit bars to get a more rounded view. I've no idea what you do for a living, but if I was to extrapolate from your posts on here, exactly how everyone in your profession thought, behaved or how brain washed they were, would that be reasonable?
A quick google suggests that ‘nearly 50%’ of army officers went to public school, compared to less than 10% of the general population
You know the military pays for that for soldiers kids too right? So the stats may not confirm what you think.
Given all the stuff the Brexies came out with about overpaid, unelected folk holding senior positions representing their countries, have Farage, Rees-Mogg et al spoken out against the coronation yet?
I bet they’re just biding their time for maximum impact. 😉
Not really a reflection of wider society.
Fair point @kilo, at least the armed forces recognise it, publish statistics about it, and are trying to improve it
Military.
Look at it one way its " esprit de corps" Look from a different direction its indoctrination
Without it a military could not function. Its also often stated that those fighting doing it for their buddies as thats concrete and immediate - not for an intangible like a country of a monarch. Its not 100% - I guess the Ukranians have a lot of thought for their country but when the bullets start flying.......?
I guess the Ukranians have a lot of thought for their country but when the bullets start flying…….?
Don't ****ing die, don't let your mates ****ing die.
When the rounds start whizzing, all the patriotic jingoism that some may hold belief in abandons you real quick. Nothing like your life genuinely being in mortal danger to focus the mind on what is important in life.
You know the military pays for that for soldiers kids too right? So the stats may not confirm what you think.
Good point, quite a few friends went to boarding school due to parents posting.
Including a woman of definitely non-white origin, just to mess up the stereotypes even further
Pretty accurately sums it up OP. The Royal family could be wiped from the face of the earth tomorrow and it wouldn't even warrant a shrug of the shoulders from me. Appreciate the extra BH though - looking forward to spending the day biking/fishing/gardening/tinkering with cars.
Good point, quite a few friends went to boarding school due to parents posting.
Including a woman of definitely non-white origin, just to mess up the stereotypes even further
I left a bog standard comprehensive school at 16 to join the army as an apprentice technician. Both of my 'kids' (now in their 30s) went to boarding school for part of my time in the army, it was the only way they could get continuity of education as I moved around during key teaching/exam stages. Before boarding school they also attended state schools in Scotland and Northern Ireland as well as forces schools in Germany and Cyprus.
Neither joined the forces, but if they did - thinking they were from a 'posh' background because they went to boarding school would have been a mistake. Quite a lot of ex public school service personnel who followed their parents into the military are in the same situation.
the Army is overwhelmingly white (10% in non-commissioned ranks and 2% of officers are BAME and a large proportion of these aren’t UK nationals)
The officers' position is obviously wildly unrepresentative of UK society.
But noncomissioned ranks being 10% BAME when the UK as a whole is a touch less than 13% BAME isn't wildly out of skew.
https://populationdata.org.uk/uk-population/#Ethnic_groups_in_the_UK
Not all but much more than a fraction.
Don't you know how fractions work?
Can you explain why there would be people wearing spurs when going to dinner at 7.00pm on a Wednesday but don’t have a horse?
Possibly the same reason that the pubs are often full of middle-aged blokes wearing football strips despite not having kicked a ball since they were 16.
But noncomissioned ranks being 10% BAME when the UK as a whole is a touch less than 13% BAME isn’t wildly out of skew.
38.7% of the BAME personnel aren’t UK nationals so the percentage is arguably a lot less representative
On the non-commissioned percentages you’d probably need to correct for sociology-economic background too
The prevailing socio-economic backgrounds in the general UK population that typical in the non-commissioned ranks will probably be higher than 13% BAME in that general population.
I think this is the actual reason for the coronation ceremony - so you lot arguing up above can have a street party, get drunk and have naked group hugs and argue about the colour of the boathouse in Heffeeffudd
get drunk and have naked group hugs and argue about the colour of the boathouse in Heffeeffudd
So long as they stick to beer and not coffee shouldnt be to bad.
Naked hugs and someone wanting to win the argument could be very unpleasant.
I think this is the actual reason for the coronation ceremony
@ElShalimo I don't need anything that contrived as an excuse to get naked, drunk and spin shit dits.
Only amatuers need an actual reason.
I have a further thought on the oath business. The key elements of an oath are that the maker intends it to be a serious promise to be kept, and makes it in public or to the people affected by it or in the presence of witnesses.
The god element, if there, is a distraction. It is social pressure that will make a solemn oath more enforceable than any old promise*. So if peeps want to accept the Arch bishes invitation then they should do so at some kind of coronation gathering so there will be witnesses to it.
*Assuming it is not actually legally enforceable, which some oaths and promises are.
I don’t need anything that contrived as an excuse to get naked, drunk and spin shit dits.
Well, that's the military for you.
😁
It is social pressure that will make a solemn oath more enforceable than any old promise*.
Not for me. giving my word or saying a solemn oath are the same value to me
I still don't know what the colour of the boathouse is. I'll ask Sean Bean, he must know
If Sean doesn't tell me I'll ask Prolapsed Mandy
It is social pressure that will make a solemn oath more enforceable than any old promise
Good point, however they can still get bent. My days of doing that shit are behind me.
And more fool anyone that even broaches the subject with me.
A more likely way to achieve national unity is through addressing some of the many and far more important issues that affect people's lives and the uselessness of the clowns we've elected who should be doing just that.
Oaths and shite for average Joe public ain't it.
I still don’t know what the colour of the boathouse is. I’ll ask Sean Bean, he must know
If Sean doesn’t tell me I’ll ask Prolapsed Mandy
State secret mate, however I can tell you what the colour on the inside is: magnolia.
Everything is effing magnolia in defence. 🤣
38.7% of the BAME personnel aren’t UK nationals so the percentage is arguably a lot less representative
Oh, fair enough, that does change things quite a bit (unless 39% of the whole workforce is non UK so it's a proportional reduction...)
If Sean doesn’t tell me I’ll ask Prolapsed Mandy
Please don't make that stick! 😂 Where's that feeling guilty emoji? 😁
Now is really not the time to be having these discussions.
Whatever your views, anyone with an atom of decency will reserve their thoughts until after the coronation.
It’s only seven months since the death of HRH and the focus needs to be on supporting King Charles and celebrating this magnificent occasion.Save the discussions for later.
Hilarious post. Genuinely not sure if you're serious.
If you are, just WOW. How did you crawl that far up? Must have taken decades.
Hilarious post. Genuinely not sure if you’re serious.
I read it as tongue in cheek
Everything is effing magnolia in defence
It's because magnolia goes with all colours, be they light or dark blue, or different shades of green and brown.
There'll be loads of flag waiving morons doing this, basically because they're thicker than a block of cheddar and just ignore the many many elephants in the room.
For that lot, reality must suck. Simply put, its pure brainwashing that's led to this point. Its embarrassing for the rest of civilised society who haven't been living in ignorance since we could think for ourselves.
Stick that on your flags
I read it as tongue in cheek
My god I hope so. The sad thing is there will actually be many flag waiving cretins saying stuff like this. I mean, can you imagine being one of those idiots? Makes me nauseous
^^^ Seems like the royals aren't the only ones with a distaste for the public.
I still don’t know what the colour of the boathouse is. I’ll ask Sean Bean, he must know
For the absence of any doubt....
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/ @52.0514056,-2.7211237,2a,20.6y,313.95h,92.17t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgXHj-nOW5lg26vbgEwW_Yg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
My allegiance is already to King - Chris King. It's also expensive, showy, occasionally loud and for many, has doubtable value, but I'd not have anything in it's place.
Hilarious post. Genuinely not sure if you’re serious.
Of course they weren't. I think they even said as much later on in the thread.
It’s all semantics. You can’t be forced to make any sort of pledge, so regardless of how the invitation is phrased, it’s simply that. Honestly, if people want to make some sort of meaningless personal pledge to the royal family, it’s their own call.
Last month I was (genuinely) invited by a co-worker to visit his local mosque. Needless to say I saw through his dancing-on-pins use of language, made my mandatory attendance, and am now a card-carrying Muslamic starting my suicide bomber training course. Bring on the virgins!
I don't know which is worse, the absolute bullshit spin that our media and the murkier corners of social media will put on a non-story, or the willingness of the proletariat to lap it up and be outraged rather than spend 30 seconds on Google.
I saw an interview with James "nominative determinism failure" Cleverly where he was portraying this allegiance swearing as a great democratisation, as previously only aristocrats and whatnot had done the swearing thang. What a time to be alive!!
I saw an interview with James “nominative determinism failure” Cleverly
Rather ironic I was referring to Officers and their Sandhurst/Staff Collage dits earlier and then his name crops up.
A weapons grade belter with a magnitude of density that if sold to Ukraine he could be used as an anti-tank munition.
I've got a mixed history with all this. I did swear an oath, not dissimilar to the wording of that proposed for the coronation in an army careers office 43 years ago. As a snot nosed 16 year old, who barely knew his arse from his elbow. But even then, I didn't take it literally. I rationalised it as a pledge to the country in a broader sense, rather than the monarchy and in that sense (through youthful naivety maybe) I meant it.
Older, hopefully a bit wiser and with a more liberal and republican outlook, I do find it a bit cringey. Especially the idea of a nationwide oath swearing and certainly won't be joining in. I do still see a place for some kind of formal affirmation for the police, forces etc. but probably without any religious or royal references.
I do understand though that for some, it is something they want to do. Whether it's because it says something to their sense of duty personal/national identity, or just because they are carried away with all the pomp and sense of occasion. I might not agree with that but it has zero impact on me so why would I get all fired up about it? Neither do I think they are 'morons', 'cretins', 'idiots' or any of the other insults thrown about by those on here with such utter contempt for their fellow citizens.
Neither do I think they are ‘morons’, ‘cretins’, ‘idiots’ or any of the other insults thrown about by those on here with such utter contempt for their fellow citizens.
It wouldn't be the same STW without the moral superiority though. It's why I hang around, I need my daily dose of sneering, judgemental ****s as the people I work with are quite decent and reasoned, this place definitely ensures I appreciate the good people I know. 😉
Hey! I'm offended. I'll have you know that neither my sneering judgemental moral superiority nor the contempt I hold for my fellow citizens has anything to do with the monarchy.
Hey! I’m offended. I’ll have you know that neither my sneering judgemental moral superiority nor the contempt I hold for my fellow citizens has anything to do with the monarchy.
Inclusivity in action. Commendable. 😂
@Cougar you do make oi laarf! 😁👍
Inclusivity in action. Commendable. 😂
OBE?
OBE?
I think an MBE would be more appropriate.
Changing the narrative, is it possible for the Tories to come up with this jolly wheeze?
Ypu can imagine a think tank group working on a way to make the populace feel involved with the whole debacle.
Then we will all feel a little bit better about ourselves. Forgetting that we are in a Tory manufactured shit storm of rising prices, inflation, spiralling debt and reduced economic output.
So the brains of the operation suggest maybe there should be some sort of pantomime style interaction between Joe public waving their plastic unrecyclable Union Jack flags and chanting along with the mantra like drugged up followers of some cult.
Some **** at work today said oh yes but you are happy to have the day off aren't you...well actually I'd happily come into work if they'd have me in the opposite of a strike if that were an option.
I'll give him a Starmer pledge.
I’ll give him a Starmer pledge.
😂
So how should I show my utter disdain on Saturday?
1 shall go for a ride and hope to be surrounded by republicans.
It’s a bit much to travel to Texas just to avoid seeing this on telly.
France is probably closer.
But what colour is it really?
Is this one of those blue/gold dress web based optical illusions?
That was never an optical illusion, it was just a shit photo.
Makes you think.
In my immediate circle I'm the only Englishman, the other's are Canadian, 2 Americans, a Greek, an Irish, German and Aussie. We're gathering to watch it on't telly, I'm apparently expected to know the obscure details, one of the Americans is baking the quiche.
It'll be fun, no doubt, but then we do this for Eurovision as well, and I think will take this just as seriously
When is the Kings coronation? All I know is there is a couple of bank Holidays coming up.
The actual coronation is Saturday
The bank holiday is on Monday, it's actually for Nichola Urmenyi's birthday. At least that's what she tells me and that's good enough for me.
I thought it was may Day - international workers day
That robe? Made from Welshman pelts during the reign of Edward II, mate!
I am intending to make it like an episode of "Would I lie to You?" but I need to be careful, the German and Aussie are both medieval literature lecturers, so know quite a bit more than me about that sort of stuff!