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English (and the worlds) centre's trembling in their boots as we speak. Normally I wouldnt post a link to the daily flail but this is important........ All bow down to the king

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Posted : 04/07/2010 10:36 am
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mike tindall would have eaten him for breakfast........... 😀


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 10:39 am
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Tindall is shit and not fit to lace the great mans boots

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Posted : 04/07/2010 10:45 am
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gavin henson is rugby's version of peter andre........ 😆


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 10:49 am
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Pfffh not really a crunching tackle

try this


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 10:57 am
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anagallis and gavin, sitting in a tree ...


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 11:02 am
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Total total bollocks.
A good player for sure but king? quaking?
Bollocks bollocks bollocks.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 11:07 am
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Wilko (was) a far better tackler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GAv43Qidpg


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 11:08 am
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Henson & Roberts may well be the best centre partnership at the World Cup. In fact, Wales could have the best set of backs at the World Cup.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 11:09 am
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the marriage break up has really affected his eldest child.
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Posted : 04/07/2010 11:10 am
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Wales could have the best set of backs at the World Cup.

Quite possibly but it's only a year away and wales aren't winning matches (1 out of the last 5?). IMHO, france have a considerably better set of backs as have the kiwis.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 11:25 am
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Jason white is the king of the crunching tackle. NO one else comes close


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 11:26 am
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Whats that? Gareth Edwards is back?


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 11:30 am
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I love to watch big burly men have a good ol' wrestle 😉
oooooh, he's my favourite
oooohhhh ooooh, look at his thiiiiggghs


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 11:33 am
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Posted : 04/07/2010 11:35 am
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anagallis and gavin, sitting in a tree ...

I wish xxx

Joking aside he's a fantastic rugby player with good defence, very good kicking, very good passing, good side step, good power. Just lacks top end pace. Better all round talent than Wilkinson, Tindall is nowhere near his class. To say wales could have the best backline is a little bit of a stretch mind.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 12:22 pm
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Well maybe now he's no longer Mr.Church he'll get back to playing his best rugby.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 12:29 pm
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Just lacks top end pace

And the mental strength to stay at his best. Henson's problem has really been his desire to be a pop star, he'll always be distracted by the latest thing to get him headlines & unfortunately that tends to be at the expense of his game.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 2:01 pm
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And the mental strength to stay at his best.

Care to explain that? Its injuries that have held him back despite what you may wish.... he's no Danny Cipriani


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 2:09 pm
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anagallis_arvensis...........are you bumming him???? 😉


 
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🙂 @ Cipriani

He's had problems with injuries but when he's had good games he goes out & pisses it against a wall. Maybe not too different from many other players, but he seems to court attention. Suggests to me that his mind is often focussed on other things than his club or his game.

I hope he makes a decent start back into the game, thought he was a great potential when he started out, but it'll be hard after time out.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 2:18 pm
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anagallis_arvensis...........are you bumming him????

yep

As an aside he has not courted attention at all since 2005, much the opposite in fact.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 2:21 pm
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Phillps
Biggar/Jones
Williams
Henson
Roberts
Halfpenny
Byrne

Thats a great backline, Aussies, Kiwis and maybe the French might get close to it but there is a game breaker in pretty much every position in that Welsh lineup.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 2:30 pm
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Gavin Henson would have made a good footballer... Anybody that spends that much time on their hair deserves to play the mincers game!


 
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^^^he's a better diver than Ronaldo^^^


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 4:13 pm
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Anybody that spends that much time on their hair deserves to play the mincers game!

yeah gavs a real mincer, he certainly minced the face of that Leicester prop who tried to take him out off the ball.


 
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Posted : 04/07/2010 4:41 pm
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darcey whilst i appreciate your national ferver hitting someone late after they've kicked hardly proves anything!!

Looked at this at 2.35 bit blurry but it shows Henson at his very best, so good it takes a couple of looks to appreciate just what he did.

Ospreys backline better than Wales?

Phillips v Phillips
Biggar v Jones
Shane v Shane
Henson v Roberts
Hook v Hook
Bowe v 1/2p
Byrne v Byrne


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 4:44 pm
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🙄

Lighten up will ya man. I'm not clicking your link either 😛

We don't all agree with your deification of the show pony Henson.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 5:08 pm
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see its the reason I love Gavin soooooo much :mrgreen: because he divides opinion so much and people think he's a show pony which he certainly isnt. He's a very unflash player in many ways.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 5:10 pm
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NOt courted attention ? He was hosting some Shite on one of the sky channels the other day .


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 5:11 pm
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angallis, does he push back................ 😉


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 5:12 pm
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angallis, does he push back................

and wiggles!!!!!!!!

He was hosting some Shite on one of the sky channels the other day

when anyone else does it they are being sensible and looking after their interests post rugby, when Henson does it he's a media whore, that was work, I expect he needs the cash now Charls kicked him out and he has no earning from rugby.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 5:14 pm
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Aussies, Kiwis and maybe the French might get close to it

Delusional. Mind you, we'll find out in about a year won't we?
The welsh back line have talent in spades, of that there is no doubt but they have also struggled to win games so what is it, tactics? management? fitness? luck? Bit like the england wendyball team in some respects.
I wish henson all the best of luck personally, I always thought it a dreadful waste. There were definately questions over his mental state though, I thought he had a bit of depression due to his injuries? I'd have a crack at Katherine Jenkins if I were him, she's lovverly. I know she would cheer me up!
Players can do whatever they want off the pitch (within reason) as far as I care. It's what they do on it that matters to me.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 8:29 pm
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No its really was Shite


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 8:32 pm
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Jason white is the king of the crunching tackle. NO one else comes close

Hmmmm..... Chabal can hurt people too.


 
Posted : 04/07/2010 10:06 pm
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Delusional. Mind you, we'll find out in about a year won't we?
The welsh back line have talent in spades, of that there is no doubt but they have also struggled to win games so what is it, tactics? management? fitness? luck? Bit like the england wendyball team in some respects.

They are not that good I agree, however the main problem for the backs this season and last has been lack of quick ball (due to the backrow being shite) and lack of a decent passer at 12


 
Posted : 05/07/2010 5:32 am
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Delusional - I said they [b]could[/b] be the best. We will indeed see in a year, the World Cup is being held in a NZ winter, it is a large number of games in a short time, injuries happen, it is impossible to say who will perform for those 5 or 6 games and who will fail.

As for the England football reference, Wales have two Grand Slams in recent times, England have won nothing for 40 years. When Wales turn up they are a great side. Their front 5 is solid, they have talent coming through in the back row and Henson changes the whole shape of their backline and massively improves the shape of their defence. They have been struggling at 10-12 ever since he flaked out, after all his problems the players will welcome him back with open arms so what does that say about his place and importance in the squad?!


 
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I think he's great..proper talisman for the Welsh team too... Gav Shane and Gethin firing on all cylinders seem to change the morale of the team...got to go now Charlotte needs more consoling 😉


 
Posted : 05/07/2010 11:08 am
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Thats because at their best all three are pretty much world class players.


 
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Delusional - I said they could be the best.

really? It maybe me but this;

Aussies, Kiwis and maybe the French might get close to it

Came across as a firm belief.
I'm certainly no england football fan but it must be said that they pretty much always make it out of the group stage in world class competitions by whatever margin. In any case, I didn't intend the comparison to be insulting.
A couple of things I don't get, you seem to be pointing at the back row as the main culprits of under performance yet many welsh fans have been singing the praises of M.williams and Jones (who I like) and some have even tried to convince me that powell belongs on an international pitch!
Also, you say that 12 is a problem, isn't that where hook's been playing? Don't you like him any more?


 
Posted : 05/07/2010 5:36 pm
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Hook has played 13 with Roberts at 12, Roberts cant pass or kick which with Jones at 10 is a problem. If you look at a first choice Wales 15 the front row is strong, locks with the emergence of Bradley Davis is fine, back row of Williams, Jones and Powell is the obvious weak point. Jones is a 6 playing at 8 who is not dynamic enough with ball in hand, Williams is looking increasingly past it or certainly needs a hard grafting 6 alongside him, in reality he has Powell who is a decent 8 playing 6 and as such doesnt ruck well. Its bizare why Jones and Powell arent switched. Or we have J Thomas who has played lock all season for the Ospreys and isnt much cop. None of the welsh backrow are close to world class, unlike say the back three, midfield has an under utilised Roberts, Phillips is very good in the half backs, AWJ is right up there at lock and is Gethin brilliant in the front row.

and some have even tried to convince me that powell belongs on an international pitch!

Like the Lions selection panel? He does deserve it as he is the best Wales have whilst not all that great


 
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Powell who is a decent 8

While I agree with most of what you have said, I've gotta pull you on this. He's not a decent anything and I'd sooner have jones playing 8 even if he had a broken arm, one boot and an eye patch!


 
Posted : 05/07/2010 5:56 pm
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so the Lions selectors know less than you? Charged with simply taking the ball and running fast into people he is very good, wales lack any ball carriers other than Roberts and so he becomes somewhat crucial. He would be much less use in a team like england or NZ (or well anyone really who have plenty of big carriers).

I seem to remember him bitch slapping the South Africans in contact and getting man of the match not that long ago.


 
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The sun shines on even a dogs ass some days. I'll agree to disagree on this one. I think he's constantly isolated, hits well below his weight and just a liability really.


 
Posted : 05/07/2010 6:06 pm
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apparently he still hasnt been to training 😥

in other news backhanders favourite backrower is going to Wasps

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/welsh/8811293.stm


 
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Can't see him getting much time at number 8 with the form that ward-smith has been showing. Betsen and Worsley aren't getting any younger so I can see the need for new blood. With Rees at open and DWS at 8 I suppose the mong could do something on the blind. We'll see I suppose.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news mate but I think gavs been cheating on you a_a, he's been spotted with yet another air-headed, fame hungry bimbo;

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He's lost a lot of weight hasn't he?


 
Posted : 12/07/2010 6:51 pm
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Opened this thread as I thought maybe Sean Fitzpatrick might be back in action. Huge disappointment...


 
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Ah Yes, good ol' Fitzty. Mrs Curtis is a Kiwi, and to them, Fitzty is a hero. I tend to agree. A real rugby player, not an attention seeking media whore.


 
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Fitz? Well, he was alright, but no Pinetree.

Then again, he was no JPR, either! And don't even start me on the Viet Gwent!


 
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Fitzy was good but Micheal Jones was easily the best NZ player of that era even if he didnt play on a sunday.


 
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Well I can say I would bum him :wink:, awesome player who really winds some people up. Backhander, Hunk a hunk of Irish love being two. Better all round player than Wilkinson that doesn't even need saying. Wilko is a one trick pony if ever there was one. Tindall ???? now that is funny 🙂

I think he is fragile mentally and needs to grow up, will he ever attain his potential? No I dont think so but I am bloody glad he is coming back.


 
Posted : 17/07/2010 4:27 pm
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Thats it the perma tanned tosser can **** OFF


 
Posted : 08/09/2010 10:13 am
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[b]all hail the return of the king
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I hope there's some Southern Hemisphere STW'ers having a good laugh at this...

I'm embarrased for you aa.

Admit it, you just fancy him. There, all done.


 
Posted : 08/09/2010 10:21 am
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[i]Thats it the perma tanned tosser can **** OFF[/i]

What's he done? Turned you down?

Talking of rugby - how good has the Tri Nations been? Last Saturday's match has to be one of the all time best.


 
Posted : 08/09/2010 11:27 am
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What's he done? Turned you down?

Its worse than that he's doing strictly come dancing!!


 
Posted : 08/09/2010 3:17 pm
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Dez B apart from woeful defence it was a great game. Loathe the boks and happy to see them humbled, god help us all if they ever get the coaching problems sorted out.


 
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a-a look at it like this, he is doing some kind of physical exercise 🙄 what the f u c k is he playing at, he will look back on his career when he is older and say to himself I really screwed things up.


 
Posted : 08/09/2010 3:34 pm
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Biggest waste of talent since George Best, its going to mean he misses another world cup. What is it something like 15 6 nations starts, 15 wins and two grandslams.


 
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on the plus side Wales are always trying to think of new ways to respond to the Haka:


 
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Pigface, why do you think Henson winds me up?
I have stated that I think he's an incredible rugby player, just not (or anywhere near) THE KING of rugby.
Better at centre than wilko? of course. Better at Standoff? no chance.
I think you're being a bit harsh on him, it's crossed my mind that maybe he needs the money now ms Church is gone? I hope that is not the case and that he's just doing it for a laugh and to get laid. Of course I'd rather see him playing rugby.


 
Posted : 08/09/2010 6:30 pm
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Better at centre than wilko? of course. Better at Standoff? no chance.

The very sad thing is as a rugby player he is far more talented than wilkinson. His goal kicking was as good and kicking from hand was better, his passing was always better as was his running ability, in 2005 he had the world at his feet and then his groin went and he was never the same. In 2008 he had bulked up and slowed down and reinvented himself as a boshing 12 with good hands but he wasnt able to run freely or kick from hand or ground.

Still no excuse for being on that shite ****ing programme, I blame the ****s what watch it, if it wasnt for them he'd be back playing rugby...... remours are he may be joining the London Pests in Jan (direst replacement for the tranny shagger!!)


 
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Another thing we'll have to agree to disagree on a-a. Both good in different ways. For the most part wilko was a far better place kicker than henson and better in defence before henson bulked up. Of course he never had the pace or ability to ruin defences like henson did.
It seems (sadly) that they are both has beens now so I'm not going to bother arguing the toss.
Mind you, if henson sticks 5 tries on NZ at the WC next year, I'm sure you'll forgive him.


 
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"Both good in different ways" I agree.

Henson suited a Welsh way of playing far more than JW, but I couldn't envisage Gav playing in a typical English team and succeeding in looking good - if that makes any sense at all?

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Dez B apart from woeful defence it was a great game. Loathe the boks and happy to see them humbled, god help us all if they ever get the coaching problems sorted out.

Again I agree about the Boks, although I tend to prefer the SA teams during the S14. Apparently Jake White and Eddie Jones have offered to replace De Villiers immediately if invited.


 
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I couldn't envisage Gav playing in a typical English team and succeeding in looking good - if that makes any sense at all?

no it doesnt make sense if Trundle, Noon, Toby Flood, Oily Barclay and numerous other players could play for england I'm fairly sure Gavin Henson in 2005 or 2008 form could tango (see what I did there) his way into the England team.


 
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I don't think that was what he was saying. No doubt he'd get into the England team but would not have had the opportunity to shine as he does in the welsh team who have a more open style (IMO).


 
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As usual you miss the point completely where Gav's concerned a_a!


 
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I think you have rather missed the point about what he provided as a player and also about how wales won the grandsalm in 2008, it wasnt based on open attacking play at all.


 
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/my_club/saracens/9125923.stm

woo and indeed hoo


 
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Ah the Gr8 Michael Jones now we're really talking of rugby gods and not ponsy wannabee's


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 7:27 pm
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Was he talking the truth when he said today that what he missed most from home was his special mirror?
He's such an utter pillock it really is hard to tell!


 
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henson- bags of talent and promise, Has never consistently delivered to be considered a top player. In the last 18 months he has let the ospreys down completely,abandoned wales and become absorbed in his own self importance. He has only ever played 2 or 3 good games for wales so I wouldnt consider him world class.

As a wales supporter i would compare how Henson and Wilkinson have handled their injury setbacks. I would have to say Jonny has been a complete professional, Whilst Gavlar has been a self obsessed and self pitying vacuous fool.

He's also never out of trouble in the media, gobbing off in cardiff or on the train. If he's ever to earn his place back for Wales he needs to perform consistently in the Premiership for 6 months and quit whingeing about how hard his life is..

Respect and reputations are earnt. He has never been a consistent player for Wales or the Ospreys, has gone AWOL for 18 months and dumped on his club that have supported him through his hard times. I will never respect the Guy and if you compare him to a true welsh great like Grav there simply is No comparison.

One or two good performances do not make him the King, just a pretender to the throne!


 
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I hope there's some Southern Hemisphere STW'ers having a good laugh at this...

Rest assured, we're laughing. Mind you, the autumn internationals are usually a bit of a joke anyway. Looking forward to seeing Sonny Bill Williams unleashed on the Northern Hemisphere teams.


 
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He has only ever played 2 or 3 good games for wales so I wouldnt consider him world class

He has played at least 8 games for wales where he was very very good, hence the two grandslams. Not world class true, not played consistently to the level he is capable, but to say he has only played 2 or 3 good games for wales shows a complete an utter lack of understanding of the game and what Henson does. And I fail to see how the ospreys who werent paying him and refused to let him leave were helping anyone but themselves and certainly werent supporting him. If you listen to any of the words uttered by Ospreys coaches in the last year they always say they were not in touch with him


 
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anway henson is old news Sonny Bill is my new man crush


 
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I was looking forward to seeing him buried in Thomond Park along with the rest of 'em. Sorry to see it's not gonna happen. 😉


 
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So gavlar won both grandslams by himself did he, utter crap! He is very gifted, possibly the most gifted welsh player of the last 20 years but to be great you have to deliver week in week out. Like henson, 2008 and 2005 have been flash in the plan. Great teams and players win year in year out. yes wales are a better side with a fully fit Gavin Henson but he is so inconsistent you have to move forward without him because he is completely unreliable. So what he tackled a prepubescent Noon and Tait and kicked that goal. he is rugby's eqivalent of Wayne Rooney and most welsh fans don't share your views. Of course I'd love him to prove everyone wrong and become a consistently great player but i just cant see it. If he remains Wales' great hope then we are doomed. He has not grown up since he was sent off against LLanelli as a 18 year old, moans about how hard his lot is and he has lost the respect of most serious rugby fans.

As far as I can see the Ospreys management have fully supported his "sick leave" until he tried to tart himself to English clubs via the Media. I accept he has been unlucky with injuries but that's rugby. he's been very priveleged as an Ospreys and Wales player but all he can do is moan about his lot in life. Reality check needed Gav.

i'm sorry but I'm with Brian Moore on the Gavin Henson issue


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 9:35 pm
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So gavlar won both grandslams by himself did he, utter crap

true and not what I said, but he has played far more than one or two good games for Wales, in fact a sub appearance with lack of game time against ireland and a shambolic performance at 15 against South Africa I cant think of any poor games he's played for wales.

Stop reading headlines and watch some games, preferably when sober. Do you think gatland is so taken with him for no reason?


 
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