[Closed] albatross removal

swap it for two choc ices

Above the fireplace

These blokes will shift it for you

http://www.friday-ad.co.uk/business-page/hastings/removals/albatross-removals/4T0JQDMZ9/

Hang it around your neck.

At least it's not a gannet.

I don't like the gannet.

Ah, love a spot of bird bullying. These redcoats are clearly seasoned pro's. See how the chap on the right holds the Albatross steady, whilst the bebearded fellow delivers a nasty chinese-burn. Textbook!

Butlins should be ashamed.

They can break a man's arm with their wing you know.

Possibly.

Good to know Bill Gates is keeping busy.

They can break a man's arm with their wing you know.

That's swans. As any fule kno.

It's one of those things that's as well known as this;

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Someone will be along shortly to complete the circle....

See if the French want it? They do a nice line in big [s]cocks[/s] birds.
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Baby [s]robin[/s] scimitar.

A swan, earlier, looking for arms to break.

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Did you know Princess Anne once had a Scimitar?

And lo, the great circle of life did continue!

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Thats a meme from Autoshite to me, didn't know it counted here............

Eh?

Edit: Ah, Madame has had a drink 🙂 It's ok, we've all been there!

I don't like the gannet.

Is that because they wet their nests?

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Remove them from the roof trying not to break wings (it's the feathers that are potentially nasty), double bag them (wrapping in two layers of builders visqeen is OK) and take them to a tip that accepts it - check on your councils web site where they are.
You'll need to book it in to make sure there's space.

or use it as a neck tie ..

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Do aardvarks make good quantity surveyors?