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[url= http://www.****/femail/article-1374468/Grand-National-2011-Aintrees-eye-popping-fashion-girls-Liverpool-Day.html ]Dear god my eyes my eyes it burns!!!!!![/url]

Which is your favourite then?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:26 pm
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What a horror show. Must be sponsored by weigh****chers?

I think if they just put dresses onto the horses i'd find them more attractive.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:32 pm
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Wow!


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:33 pm
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Ho my Lord... ...Chav central


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:33 pm
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There goes lunch. 🙁


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:34 pm
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Looks like the have a Heavy Horse category now.


 
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It gives me hope I think I'm going to put a dress on when I get home I suddenly feel less tomboyish and vaguely feminine


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:37 pm
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Looks like the have a Heavy Horse category now

Thanks, made me chuckle after that horror show especially the backless one with tats


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:37 pm
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I think a few of them have been Tango'd. Furiously.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:41 pm
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I bet that tats one can be found picking up the kebab she dropped on the pavement every Friday night


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:42 pm
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nice to know they let every single person who appeared on my big fat gypsy wedding have a free ticket!


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:45 pm
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They are certainly living up to the name of the day. Brash northern birds with no taste or style.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:46 pm
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Some real 'bobby dazzlers' there! 😯


 
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Posted : 08/04/2011 12:54 pm
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Throughout my life, I thought people should be who they are and should embrace their own sense of style. Now I think I need to revisit that philosophy.
- Yuri, Moscow, 8/4/2011 10:44

Top comment from the Russian there.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:55 pm
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What a horror show. Must be sponsored by weigh****chers?

More like Ronseal....


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:57 pm
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Hells teeth, thats completely ruined my whole day 🙁


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 1:02 pm
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Chocolate Orange anyone?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 1:03 pm
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there's a reason why us southerners don't like to go "ooop north"...

we don't want to get eaten!


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 1:03 pm
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LOL @ the north


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 1:04 pm
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Hhhmmm, not the best selection of race goers, believe me when I say there are some fantastic sights! Was on the train this morning having a laugh with a group of women from the Wirral going to the races....they were classy, not a fake tan in sight and curves in the right places, great way to start the day.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:08 pm
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save for court appearances, Ascot provides the people of liverpool with the only opportunity to get dressed up.

I go out the the Prix de L'arc every year (like ascot, but better) and the only people who tend to attract raised eyebrows are Brits who have travelled over for the weekend.

It's ruined the flat season for me. Which is a shame, because the jumps are generally filled with country bumpkins who stare rather inappropriately at the horses' legs, making grunting noises and comments such as "oooh, she's a lovely beast".


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:25 pm
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Ascot provides the people of liverpool with the only opportunity to get dressed up.

Ascot? Really?

Andy


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:31 pm
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[i]Ascot? Really?[/i]

The Aintree of the south (maybe)...


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:32 pm
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They obviously didn't read the [url= http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/galleries/TMG8437960/Ladies-Day-at-Aintree-2011-What-not-to-wear.html ]Telegraph Guide[/url]!!


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:40 pm
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Looks like the Big Market girls outing.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:41 pm
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Brilliant. 😆


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:42 pm
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Cinnamon I think we should get matching outfits and go next year.... bagsy the backless one and porno heels look dead comfy they do.... 😯


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:45 pm
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Wow - suddenly, I feel quite feminine!!

Rachel


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:49 pm
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Me too Rachel I may even put a sundress on when I get home


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:51 pm
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Wow - suddenly, I feel quite feminine!!

Some of those even make me feel feminine (I'm a 6ft5in, 16stone man 😉 )


 
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Ascot? Really?

Andy

Ooopsies.

Meant Aintree!

brain power has been halfed this afternoon thanks to a whopping dose of painkiller and sunshine 😀


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:56 pm
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Cinnamon I think we should get matching outfits and go next year.... bagsy the backless one and porno heels look dead comfy they do....

go for it girls - I'll get you some complimentary passes with free booze and food etc. as long as you promise to post pics 🙂


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:58 pm
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If you can get passes and free booze I'll pretty much go anywhere!! Right that gives me a year to start going on the sunbed every day and save up for an outfit from 'Cricket' *female WAG reference that will mean nothing to the average male*


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:01 pm
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Some of those even make me feel feminine (I'm a 6ft5in, 16stone man

Hi Lola!


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:01 pm
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Ooopsies.

Meant Aintree!

brain power has been halfed this afternoon thanks to a whopping dose of painkiller and sunshine

Half of zero aint much, bro.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:16 pm
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Those women have too much time on their hands.
Weeks of hair extensions, false nails, implants, orange fake tan, making-up their faces and dress shopping.

cellulite-tastic.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:25 pm
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Not enough time to go to Specsavers, though...

Rachel (in katty mood apparaently!!)


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:26 pm
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Maybe they don't own a mirror. Meow


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:40 pm
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Lol at the Telegraph Guide. 😆

OK, this could be a goer bagpuss. We'll need our own Girlie Forum on here - you know, what thong for Ascot, best bra for pneumatic bazookas, hold-ups or seamed stockings. The list is endless. 😀

Would love a [s]strut[/s] wander around the paddock to feed the horses but may have to resort to 5:10's. 🙂

bunnyhop and allthegear - you in?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:47 pm
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Half of zero aint much, bro.

I'm sorry if you are from liverpool and I offended you with my comment 🙂


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:52 pm
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Defo. Will cleats wreck the turf?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:53 pm
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My oh my - what a bloody mess.

There's only one who looks good - 6th picture down, third from left, short blonde hair, black hat fascinator and a black clutch.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:55 pm
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C_G Right so:
Its helmet hair,
Riding tan,
mud splattered all over the face,
see through tight lycra
full leg armour and
5.10s.......sorted.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:55 pm
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Lol at Bunnyhop. 😆


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 3:58 pm
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I was there yesterday and it is tango central ,they must spend a fortune on outfits then get pissed and roll round on the floor


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 4:24 pm
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like many other young scousers, find this funny & of course a little embarishing!

Must remind people, their not all scousers though! plenty of eye sores from Lancashire / Chesire / Manchester / Wales go the races, I know, Ive Been 😯


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 4:28 pm
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Its helmet hair,
Riding tan,
mud splattered all over the face,
see through tight lycra
full leg armour and
5.10s.......sorted.

PHWOOOOOARRR!


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 4:28 pm
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hey timc dont call me young !


 
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Christ, I live in the merseyside area and even I feel sick looking at some of those photos.

My niece informs me back tattoos are called "slag tags" locally - not heard that from anyone else, but can you imagine the state of some of these women on the way home after skinfuls of booze? Scary.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 5:10 pm
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short blonde hair, black hat fascinator and a black clutch
Dare I ask ?? 😯


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 5:16 pm
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[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/i-hate-stw-bunch-of-middle-class-whiney-cockbags ]This link is especially for the posters on this thread.[/url]


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 5:22 pm
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Let's be honest, it's the daily mail, they are only going to show the true horrors and then claim this is representative of all women in Liverpool. Anyone who has been or has been out in Liverpool will know that the girls up here are at least as nice as anywhere. But there's not much fun to be had for your average editor of a Tory newspaper to show the huge amount of very attractive women here, better to show the true rotterdam and claim this is how everyone else is, thereby perpetuating negative stereotypes. And where would the mail be without working class stereotypes to pony and make fun of...


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 5:32 pm
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STWers comenting on the fashion choices and aesthetic appearance of other people????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Have a word with yerselves will yer??? Cheeze......

Just a bunch of people who make choices different to your own. Guess what? The entire World beyond your little bubbles is incredibly diverse and varied. Just enjoy it.

Unless of course you feel that insecure and inadequate about yerself you need to take the pee out of other people to make yerself feel better....

Good on those women for dressing up as they want to, and having fun. Thing is, I doubt any of them give a toss what people on here think. Meanwhile, folk on here spend loads on bikes and kit they can never do justice to, to gain the acceptance and acknowledgement from their equally insecure peers... 🙄

Don't bother trying to argue with me, cos you know I'm actually right.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 5:47 pm
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It's in/near Liverpool, whaddya expect.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 5:52 pm
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Just a bunch of people who make choices different to your own.

What Harold Shipman did.....terrible decision.

Touching children inappropriately.....terrible decision.

Super Tacky High Rollers for a mostly uphill XC route.....terrible decision.

Wearing horrific outfit which makes you look fugging awful.....terrible decision.

Don't defend them. There is an absolute MOUNTAIN of information and guidance available to help people with no taste avoid visually offending others.

Just like you can make a completely inappropriate tyre choice, you can make an inappropriate choice of outfit.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 5:58 pm
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Bloody Hell !!!!

there are a few

'10lbs of $h1t in a 5lbs sack' there


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:00 pm
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No [i]you[/i] make an inappropriate tyre choice.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:00 pm
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Apparently last year they were giving out flip flops at the exit and the girls were wearing them from the races into the town centre.
Once in town stilletos back on and flip flops everywhere at central station!!

As a Liverpool lad I can confirm that for every Munter that the Daily Mail highlight there are 10 stunners!


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:05 pm
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No you make an inappropriate tyre choice.

No, I definitely meant you. 😆


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:05 pm
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No, [i]you[/i].


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:06 pm
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oh, hold on, i've just reread it. you're right.

sorry!


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:06 pm
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This one's good though.
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Posted : 08/04/2011 6:07 pm
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Alcopopology accepted.

And the women on here bitching are only jealous cos they know more men fancy those Aintree women than them....

S'true. And you know it.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:08 pm
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thereby perpetuating negative stereotypes.

You seem to relish that though Lodders?

Was it you said, 'we're (scousers) conditioned to be whingers?'

Big hug


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:10 pm
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No

As a Liverpool lad I can confirm that for every Munter that the Daily Mail highlight there are 10 stunners!

+1


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:13 pm
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Today's event has been rebranded Liverpool Day

no shit.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:13 pm
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As a Liverpool lad I can confirm that for every Munter that the Daily Mail highlight there are 10 stunners!

And then they open their gob...


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:16 pm
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Posted : 08/04/2011 6:17 pm
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🙄


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:18 pm
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I vote we rate each one based on the number of pints, it's the only decent thing to do.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:27 pm
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As long as we get to see pics of you in yer best togs, McHamish. 😉


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:35 pm
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I didn't say I was good looking, just most of them aint.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:39 pm
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Well shut up then!!

You'd be lucky to pull any of 'em any way. S'probbly [i]them[/i] tattud need to be mullered. 😆


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:40 pm
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I'm sure after enough alcohol I'd be over the moon.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:42 pm
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Yeah, but ittud have to be a lot; I mean, they'd need to be really, really, [i]really[/i] hammered....


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:45 pm
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And the women on here bitching are only jealous cos they know more men fancy those Aintree women than them....

Hey Fred - I certainly wouldn't want to be fancied by the type of man that fancied those women.
Firstly I am a lot older than most of those women and also Northern, but am secure enough in mind and body not to have wear all the make up, clothing and false bits and bobs.

Growing old gracefully thanks.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 7:46 pm
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I agree with Elfin (dear god please help me) the fact that the most sartorially challenged people in the entire history of the planet STW forumites (baggies over lycra 3/4 with clumpy 5.10's draped across fat middle aged IT geeks, freaks and spods) can mock other people for the way they dress is the most beautiful Irony.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 7:52 pm
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Some of those outfits cost £600.
That's a new bike frame in my world.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 8:01 pm
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