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Sure, I look at the bikes and spangley kit and think "oooh that's nice" but I never buy any as 1) I already have a shed full of bikes 2) I'm not one of your upgraders or tinkerers & 3) I'm skint.
Fancy brakes? Nah, mine are fine.
The latest forks? Nah, mine are fine.
Glitzy disco slippers? Nah, mine are fine.
This however... I want. I don't need one, [b]I NEED ONE[/b].
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£15!
Chrome!
You set it on fire and put it in your pocket!
Cheap, shiny and people will say "you do [b][i][u]what[/b][/i][/u] with it?" when you tell them what it is.
I thought much the same 🙂
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HTS this winter 😀
mmmmm fire and polyester clothing. Been there... it all happens very quickly, like being inside a burning, sticky, shrinky dinky.
In fairness to messers Whitby & Co. it provides heat by means of a "flameless catalytic" reaction. I'm guessing that setting it on fire starts it off.
Setting things on fire and putting them in your pocket is as daft as lighting a banger and dropping it down someones wellie*.
*Very daft.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day
Give a man a fishing rod and he'll eat for life
Give a man water and he'll drink for a day
Dig a man a well and he'll drink for life
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day
set a man on fire and he'll be warm for life.