[Closed] Advantages of middle age..

"Not giving a toss."

If only you could remember where you left your pants and door keys too 😀

Wot Cougar said

At a guess, I'm not there just yet

I quite like getting slippers at Christmas now

And staff in Mercian Cycles actually talk to you, assuming you can afford one of their bikes due to your maturity.

Not really caring what anyone else thinks you should wear in the gym changing room

Cheaper car insurance
Being able to afford one (or maybe two) houses .....

i remember watching England Brazil in the 1970 world cup and the moon landings..

And I thought I was middle aged! Looks like I've got a few years to go 🙂

Re-reading old books - with no idea what happens 🙄

+1 for Cougar...plus

Being rude, speaking my mind, saying no, and being grumpy. Love 'em all, hard to decide which one's best.

Being able to buy expensive toys

Saying what you think, saying no, patronising young people, having to work out how old you are from the year as you can't remember....

I turned 45 yesterday, so I feel eminently qualified to comment.

I've always been pretty dour, but now I feel I've grown into my cantankerousness. It's great not having to pretend to like shite new music or be interested on whatever dire new shows are on TV.

Enjoying it so far, as one must because you're only middle-aged once.

Ale.

Cheap car insurance.

Random thought.

If Back To The Future was remade today, Marty McFly would travel back to 1983.

Cougar - Moderator
"Not giving a toss."
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I had thought of a few advantages, but do you think I can remember them 😳

What you used to do all night takes you all night to do........hmm, maybe not!

Nowt wrong with eccentricity. 😉

I'm not quite so anxious about myself.

Blow drying your nads in the gym changing room.

being yourself
doing what you want
doing it when you want
not giving a hoot
and growing loads of new body hair............ 8)

Forgetting your pin at the supermarket checkout and standing there laughing. 😀

Laughing at the small stuff.
Passive aggressiveness'es.
Observing Youths play at real life.
Being able to say No, and absolutely mean it.
Falling asleep at 930 of an evening without thinking "I must stay awake, it's far too early to go to bed"
Ironing.
The beauty of listening to what ever music takes your fancy, at any time.
Being able to have just one more snifter of Whiskey.

Forgetting your pin at the supermarket checkout and standing there laughing.

I had to swap cards at the station after two wrong tries, one more and I'd be locked out. Remembered it a few days later...

Lol, I do that as well! The youngsters are tut-tutting. 😀

Depends what you define as middle age, but I can tell you that at 47 I don't have to avoid temptation, temptation does a marvelous job of avoiding me. In a way that's nice, being in a loving stable long-term relationship as I am, but FFS, they could at least PRETEND I was still eligible!

Not there yet (still 39!) but getting older means you know a bit more about life and people, know what works for you and what doesn't. Much easier to spot the shysters and game-players and being confident enough to walk away from them...
Downside is some people become very stubborn and inflexible in their views, which is less helpful...
Oh and I'll be running as a Vet from May onwards which means less competition 🙂

Feeling more connected to everything ,in a Zen kinda way.
I am either heading for enlightenment or slowly losing my mind 🙂

Starting to get time back again as kids get to look after themselves now and again.
Knowing what you want and being prepared to go get it.
Luckily fit and healthy enough to enjoy it.
Temptation is still out there, and you can be grown up about it, and have a laugh.
Lot of this stuff is about money and time, but a lot of it is prioritizing your needs toward the top of the pile a bit more often.

I guess I qualify at the sprightly age of 41...
Wearing comfortable, not fashionable, cloths and not caring
The ability to have a 6th sense on peoples personality when you first meet them
Being able to afford most stuff but just not giving a toss to buy it
Having enough memories of good times to chortle to yourself when confronted with other people talking about similar situations

But your pubes are grey.

Not giving a damn what other people think about you - I would NEVER want to be a teenager again.

Having the self-confidence to chat with anybody you like. I wish I'd had that as a teenager.

At 56 I'm considered very old indeed in Africa, though I don't atually look that age.

Being able to make noises when sitting down. It genuinely is a pleasure to take the weight off my legs sometimes, so deserves a small "Aaaaah" now and again.

Cardigans and sanctimony

tuting at radio 1

Watching TV on a 40" screen rather than a 4" one
You don't feel the need to answer the phone if you can't be arsed
You realise that texts can be replied to any time in the next 48hrs, they don't need immediate attention.

^^ but still being annoyed at the airplay of Radio 2 during the day ^^

So, tutting at Ken Bruce, The bloke in the middle that whines a lot, then that self promoting dick in the afternoon, until a bit of sanity returns with Simon Mayo.

So during the day, we tune into Radio 6muxak.

Having a justifiable crisis

You've done tons of stuff but see there is still loads of good stuff left to go, it's just new stuff that you wouldn't have got when you were younger. Brilliant

Being able to say to Young People those immortal words; 'When I was Your Age...'

Getting a sneak preview of the day ahead's weather when you have your 3:00am pee. 😕

Laughing inside at young people while they make all the same stupid mistakes that you did.

Looking at a nice young lady in a short dress and thinking 'She'll get cold in that'

Knowing stuff. Not bobbins stuff that came out of a book or a university course but real stuff. Like immediately knowing when someone is lying or being able to pick up the nicest bit of steak on the supermarket shelf in a second.

Going for a wee. It really is one of the simplest yet most enjoyable things a middle aged man can do.

Being chilled about the right things. This is my ultimate middle aged best thing. Kids are usually chilled about everything but that just cocks their lives up, *knowing* which things demand attention and which things you can ignore is a beautiful place to be.

Having a Log-in to STW...

Believing that switching your mobile off at times is normal behaviour

And similarly - not being scared witless about going out for a ride/walk/run in the countryside and remaining un-contactable for the whole time.

Laughing at all the 40 something's that think THEY,RE old 😀 my three kids are all 40 somethings

^^ but still being annoyed at the airplay of Radio 2 during the day ^^

+1 start with Chris Evans and then switch to Absolute 80s for the rest of the day....

Having a Log-in to STW...

Thinking how young all the Mods look these days.....

Buying Classic Bike magazine and saying,I had one of those. Worth a fortune now.

The number of women that come in the radar.
Reckon there must be a formula somewhere to work it out.

For me... going back to Uni as a "mature" student, and actually being interested in learning something rather than just getting pi$$ed and laid like the first time around.

Looking at a nice young lady in a short dress and thinking 'She'll get cold in that'

clearly I'm not middle aged yet then.

Not having to get off the sofa to go to the loo. 🙁

Posted 14 hours ago # Report-PostCougar - Moderator
"Not giving a toss."

Surely at odds with your new job description Cougar?

For me, its the different kind of satification/noise that comes from a hard earned beer at the end of the day, knowing you won't end up with your head down the toilet at the end of it (as long as you stick to two 😐 )

Not having the remotest idea of what local bars or clubs are meant to be any good. In fact, being completely unaware of their existence. Yet now being able to give a detailed critique/comparison of all the wine lists at local restaurants, and which use the best locally sourced produce

totalshell - Member

i remember watching England Brazil in the 1970 world cup and the moon landings..

Watching younger people's eyes glaze over with boredom whilst you tell them about some interesting thing that happened before they were born...

🙄

Come on whats this middle aged at 40 ?

Most of you have missed the boat, you'll not live to 80+

Surely at odds with your new job description Cougar?

You misunderstand. I just mean I don't give a toss about moany-arsed users, so I'm perfect for the job. (-:

Looking at a nice young lady in a short dress and thinking 'She'll get cold in that'

Actually, the older you get the range of people that look great goes up as well.

I'd be careful there Kryton - he may be looking for his first kill

"First"?

Kryton57 - Member

For me, its the different kind of satification/noise that comes from a hard earned beer at the end of the day, ending up with my head down the toilet (I never stick to two )

There FTFY