You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more
The Grand Old Duke of York
.
.
.
Let's produce a STW literary masterpiece. 🙂
Copy the poem to date, and add one line.
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand women
He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat.
And then he rode his '5'
The Grand Old Duke of York,
He had a paedo mate,
It's fair to bet,
That he used to sweat,
When they had themselves a date.
Christ a simple set of instructions...
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand women
He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat.
And then he rode his ‘5’
It had 650b boost wheels that made things come alive.
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand women
He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat
And then he rode his ‘5’
It had 650b boost wheels that made things come alive.
And when his pants were up they were up,
And when he was in town they were down
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand women
He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat
And then he rode his ‘5’
It had 650b boost wheels that made things come alive.
And when his pants were up they were up,
And when he was in town they were down
And when the girls were only half grown-up
^
Shouldn't that be 'And when they were down, she was down'?
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand women
He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat
And then he rode his ‘5’
It had 650b boost wheels that made things come alive.
And when his pants were up they were up,
And when he was in town they were down
And when the girls were only half grown-up
He would ride them all over town.
Time for the chorus:
"Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York etc"
OK, that's done, time for the next verse...
The Grand Old Duke of York
Had the press asking awkward things...
The Grand Old Duke of York
Had the press asking awkward things…
He asked Maitlis up to the top of the palace
The Grand Old Duke of York
Had the press asking awkward things…
He asked Maitlis up to the top of the palace
To cover up his kinks.
Have you lot ever heard the rhyme "the grand old duke of york?"
No, how does it go?
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He stayed at Epstein's flat
Where child sex trafficking
Did take place
But he tried to ignore that
And when they came up they came up
And when they went down they went down
And he was implicated with his hand on a hip
In a ropey dressing gown
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He didn't really sweat
Maybe he will
When he stands up in court
But he hasn't come forth yet
And when they came up they came up
It's all in the punctuation...
And when they came, up they came, up!
With his Jewish mate’s teeny harem
Is there really any need for that?
Is there really any need for that?
Duuuh - was the only word he(?) could think of that didn't rhyme at all with goyem
The Grand old Duke of York,
Its claimed he made girls undress,
But he's no liar, cos he can't perspire
He was really at Pizza Express.
The Grand old Duke of York
fingered by a juvenile
Hang on, that's not quite - did it come out right?
wonder if he'll come to trial
The grand old Duke of York.
He hung out with a paedophile.
There was a lot of talk, the girl sucked his rooster.
He really is rather vile.