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[Closed] Absolute panic

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I just finished morning ablutions, turned round (as you do) and see that my morning poo is deep browny red.

That's upper bowel bleeding / bowel cancer isn't it?

I've now just remembered the bag of beetroot crisps I had last night......

Panic over, for now.


 
Posted : 27/10/2019 7:11 am
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Years ago in some far flung Moroccan town I used the squat loo, peered in after to see my poo covered in a bloody mess. Felt fine but had 24hrs if worry before the next mornings poo, which was fine. Turns out another guest was rather ill. Phew.


 
Posted : 27/10/2019 8:18 am
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I’ve now just remembered the bag of beetroot crisps I had last night……

Roasting whole beetroots without par-boiling them first. Then pretty much eating them all as nobody else fancied them. Yikes.


 
Posted : 27/10/2019 9:34 am
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Been there, done that - after drinking beetroot juice in an attempt to lower my blood pressure....


 
Posted : 27/10/2019 9:51 am
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Eating a whole packet of Oreos in one sitting also gives you a nasty shock the next morning.


 
Posted : 27/10/2019 9:57 am
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Had the same shock after feeding the guinea pigs raw beetroot!


 
Posted : 27/10/2019 9:57 am
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Yes, done that one.


 
Posted : 27/10/2019 10:31 am
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Pink poo & pink pee for me.
Beetroot juice again.


 
Posted : 27/10/2019 10:49 am

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