A Virgin Birth ?!
 

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How do you think Joseph reacted when mary told him how she got pregnant?

'a what?.... a deity?...wtf'

Would make a great Jermey Kyle show.... 'Wife claims she was impregnanted by God'... I'd be asking for a DNA test.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 6:43 pm
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Joseph was a believer so it all made sense.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:06 pm
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It would have been a way better story if baby jesus had burst out of Mary's chest alien style and surprised everyone. Bethlehem bloodbath 🙂


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:22 pm
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Mary

Immaculate conception, yeah right
Crazy Mary it's good that you lied
A test tube baby, seed of the lord
Breaking the law with the man next door

Blame it on an angel, they'll believe
Joseph will wonder but you know he won't leave
They all love you like I still do
Magin in the air, swirling around you

Mary, Mary under veil of stars
You changed the world, you broke my heart
Thank you Mary, you saved me too
They'd stone us both if they ever knew

Sold out the manger, well alright
The mystery baby got a supernova spotlight
They say that he's the One
Brother Joseph got a king for a stepson

Mary, Mary under veil of stars
You changed the world, you broke my heart
Thank you Mary, you saved me too
They'd stone us both if they ever knew

Mary kissed me and we lost control
The oldest story never told
Crazy Mary you're forever divine
They'll never know the baby's mine


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:22 pm
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Posted : 20/12/2013 7:26 pm
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Virgin Birth .... BS! why do people just accept this BS.
If someone told you today that they'd got impregnated by an angel you'd be like wtf, you are frigging crazy love, why is it any more believable because it was 2 millennia ago.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:31 pm
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What is this, Jesustrackworld?!


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:33 pm
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just killing time, at work till 8 😐


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:34 pm
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I'm a believer...

But you knew that didn't you 😉


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:36 pm
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I'm a believer...

Make a good title for a song, that!
Oh, wait...


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:42 pm
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Well, there are lots of flies in that region at that time of year aren't there?

Perhaps Joseph had a danger **** .

Fill in the blanks etc, we all know the joke.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 8:59 pm
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Apparently The Catholic Encyclopedia says that Mary was 12-14 and that Joseph was around 80. So wtf's all round!


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 9:08 pm
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The average midi-chlorian count was a lot higher back in the day.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 9:20 pm
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I thought it was something to do with her ears.

Joe had a posh **** with hear head scarf,and the magic water dribbled in her ear. She had an itchy ear, fixed the itch then done a similar act to Joes earlier.
Was told this years ago as why ears a covered up by some lady's. Made me laugh and have believed it ever since.


 
Posted : 21/12/2013 8:38 am

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