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'Dundee couple in court for stealing a sex toy and custard creams'

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https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/751934/dundee-couple-in-court-for-stealing-sex-toy-and-custard-creams/


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 3:01 pm
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What no irn-bru? The guys clearly no gent with the ginger!

otherwise a class night out in Dundee


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 3:31 pm
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Wtaf


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 3:33 pm
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Is there a market for second hand sex toys?


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 3:35 pm
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Is there a market for second hand sex toys?

Depends whether used, and by whom.

Standard night out in Dundee by the sounds of it...


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 3:52 pm
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Is there a market for second hand sex toys?


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 3:59 pm
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A charge of reset = receiving stolen goods?  First time I've happened across this phrase.


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 4:16 pm
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Is there a market for second hand sex toys?

A friend of mine says there definitely is. *ahem*


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 4:18 pm
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receiving stolen goods

Define 'receiving'.... 😲


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 4:21 pm
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receiving swollen goods


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 4:29 pm
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a bottle of perfume and a clock.

I had to read that twice before I realised it said 'clock'.


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 4:33 pm
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A charge of reset = receiving stolen goods? First time I’ve happened across this phrase.

Its what its called in scots law.


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 4:40 pm
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When I lived in Dundee as a lad, there was none of this sex toy nonsense.

We had Dundonian quines instead.

And the best putdown I've ever heard "If paa'er waz waa'er, ye'd drip"*
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*If patter was water (tried to type it as it sounded)


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 9:01 pm
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@epicyclo outstanding


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 9:22 pm
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As an ex Dundee boy, all I can say is that they must be debauched ferry punters. Foreplay here is putting your kebab on a dry part of the bus shelter floor.


 
Posted : 27/10/2018 8:59 am

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