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[b]YOU SHOULD HAVE TO PASS A ****ING TEST BEFORE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD [i]“IRONIC”[/i] IN AN OPEN PLAN OFFICE.
THAT IS ALL.[/b]
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Hmm, I'm not sure. The spelling is too good, the font size is too consistent. You even managed to get the italics in correctly.
Very poor. 1/10.
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Spelling / typing and grammar all correct, no swearing....honestly you call that a rant?!
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I take it your screen faces the wall in your open plan office?
Are we allowed to award minus marks?
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A rant on STW --NEVER?
[b]AND DON'T GET ME GOING ABOUT [i]"RANDOM"[/I].[/B]
Yeah that's no A rant, thats a C- rant.
Harry_the_Spider - do you share an open plan office with my mam?
Thought you'd appreciate this lesson on the correct use of the word
"Ironic"An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you thinkIt's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figuresMr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you thinkIt's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figuresWell life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your faceA traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figuresLife has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
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[i]Thought you'd appreciate this lesson on the correct use of the word[/i]
Look up there clubber.
How do pass a ****ing test? What does the examiner look for?
Ah, I can't actually access youtube here 🙂
Thought you'd appreciate this lesson on the correct use of the word
Hmmm, nope nothing ironic in that song, just a series of unfortunate outcomes, maybe that's the irony?
As in "That's a really ironic song" when in fact it isn't, so the fact that it isn't and the fact I just said that it is, would surely be ironic.
Or not...
Look! an elephant
Hmmm, nope nothing ironic in that song, just a series of unfortunate outcomes, maybe that's the irony?
Depends on the exact situation?
Need the knife to kill the bastard that's giving you all the spoons? Ironic.
Stuck in the traffic jam on the way to your job as a highways engineer? Ironic.
Raining on your wedding day, when you're a weather forecaster? Ironic.
NopeNeed the knife to kill the bastard that's giving you all the spoons? Ironic.
NopeStuck in the traffic jam on the way to your job as a highways engineer? Ironic.
NopeRaining on your wedding day, when you're a weather forecaster? Ironic.
Do I pass the test then?
*S**** at Miketually* 😀
The irony here is that you're all trying to state what it actually is, but you're getting it wrong.
Now that's ironic.
Hmmm, [b]nope nothing ironic in that song[/b], just a series of unfortunate outcomes, maybe that's the irony?
Exactly why it was posted...
oh, how ironic 😉
Is it ironic that I joined this forum to troll a mate and abuse 'losers', now I find myself completely addicted checking what's going on at midnight?
I've lost the will to live
Isn't an example of irony something like...
'I moved to the city because I wanted to find a girlfriend. When I met someone it turned out she was from the same town as me and had also moved to the city to find a boyfriend'.