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Out walking the dog this morning through a local park and I could hear a duck quacking like mad, looked up and it was sitting about 50ft up a tree on a thick branch.
Just seemed strange to me?
Is this the start of an Eddie Izzard sketch ?
"Le singe est sur la branche!" 🙂
Avec Sandra Bullock 🙂
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Quackers
Did you know that if a duck quacks in a forest and there is no one to hear it, it doesn't have an echo ?
You appear to be confusing your urban legends.
Can ducks get mythamatosis?
I'd quite like to run across Sandra Bullock quacking in a forest...
Your dog didn't see it though, did he? Dogs can't look up. As any fule kno.
Sandra Bullock quacking in a forest
Is that a metaphor?
I'll be in my bunk.
Na the dog didn't see it. He'd left his glasses at home.
It sounded pretty distressed tbh.
Your dog was distressed because it left its glasses at home ?
What time did he arrive at his destination though?
Not the dog, he can't quack?
Barking.
Up the wrong tree?
Photos or it didn't quacken
I didn't have my phone with me. Prob wouldn't have been able to make it out anyway.
There is a load of ducks living around the park as it has a small lake in it.
But I've never seen one up a tree before.
Lucky it wasn't a cow 'cos they can walk up trees but not back down them.
BTW, some species of ducks nest in trees.
Don't worry, I got a photo of the offender. The police have been informed and the culprit will be in cuffs before the end of the day.
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CFH - what was the dog doing in the park in the first place?
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