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Use the 1000 most commonly used words to describe mountain biking!
[url= http://bit.ly/W3bTEL ]My attempt[/url]
I used like to ride it like I took it from someone else who owns it
Down was good; along was fun and up was hard
To tell you the truth, I am too heavy and old for this shit so now I just ride round the car park
Dur, everyone knows you can't accurately describe mountain biking without saying "stoked". But my attempt:
"Totally, like, sweet, man. Drop in. Sick!
Seriously."
Up is fun sometimes, but down is more fun. Sometimes there is no ground under you, which is the most fun.
When there is no ground under you, you can turn the things you hold to the left or right and it looks cool. If you're really good you can turn the back left or right too and it makes your balls look big.
There are some men who only ride on roads with no rocks or jumps. These are men who only make love to other men.