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Thats a Basil Fawlty Waldorf salad
That's not a salad. That's known as "shite"
I would get people coming into the pub where I worked asking for "steak pie an chips, nae shite".
If the chef forgot and put a piece of tomato or God forbid lettuce on the plate it would be scraped into the ashtray before the plate hit the table😁
#proud-salad-eater
When I lived north of the border I was assured by my work collegaues that a Glesga salad was chups.
If the chef forgot and put a piece of tomato or God forbid lettuce on the plate it would be scraped into the ashtray before the plate hit the table
It is served in an ashtray, so perhaps it's a pre-prepared job?
To be fair, those mini wee sweet red things are tasty. I've had them on a pizza before
You’re right, they were a nice surprise (I honestly thought it was arty blobs of ketchup at first!)
Thats a Basil Fawlty Waldorf salad
Can't be, we're fresh out of waldorfs.
Doesn't appear to be deep fried.
I'm calling fake.
Anyway, I'd be more concerned with them serving me my dinner on a piece of wood.
They're roquito peppers
#wewantplates
To be fair £3 probably isn't too bad considering somebody will have had to drive south of the border especially for your order.
Who wants salad with toast anyway?
Some nice stereo types in here 😀
Tinned spaghetti is a vegetable right?
Having lunch at a hotel on Loch Lomondside, overheard 2 German tourists commenting that all Scottish food was 'brown'
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Tinned spaghetti is a vegetable right?
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only hoops are.
and if you put sausages in it, it becomes a meal
edit: im still struggling with this quote thing
I love Dark Place
I hope those are heritage tomatoes.
A boy goes into a shop and buys an apple a banana and an orange.
How far south of the Scottish border does he live?
Frankie Boyle.