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'bikeporn'
'weldporn' (on a framebuilder's Facebook page)
'somethingthatlooksniceporn'
Does anyone else find it a bit cringeworthy and/or vulgar and/or unimaginative?
I'm sure there was another framebuilder on here once that didn't like his bike being described as such.
Wow this is pure Whingeporn
Dave Gorman did a sketch on this. To distinguish old-fashioned porn from all the other ____porn you have to call it sexporn now.
Seems fine to me, what about BILF as an alternative?
If it's not got tits, or extravagant pies, it's not porn.
apepr0n, right here.
What about frog's porn?
🙂 whingeporn
That M is upside down.
i'm ooot-porn
Pornporn?
Count me in the vulgar camp. If that's not some kind of twisted oxymoron.
dunno, think it's quite apt, you gawp and lust after the unattainable...
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but inreality you're quite happy with what you've got at home...
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just like sexporn 🙂
(apologies if that's your inbred, I'm only joshing, some of my best friends ride inbreds)
BTW google image searching "mtb bike porn" is definitley NSFW
I prefer it to -ists
Sexpornisttrackworld?
Does anyone else find it a bit cringeworthy and/or vulgar and/or unimaginative?
The world appears to be going to Sheol in a hand basket, and those are your major concerns?
I think a better developed sense of perspective might be in order. 🙄
Rule 34.
Hmmm, there are some odd people out there:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html
Avenue Q has it right.... (better audio on this video)
The world appears to be going to Sheol in a hand basket, and those are your major concerns?
I think a better developed sense of perspective might be in order.
Would you like to create a list of topics that are OK to discuss? This forum would be pretty quiet if we followed your rules.
I don't care about your squabbling. Hedgeporn's going to remain, right ?
Hedgeporn is like cassettes. Only remains in the memory of men a certain age....
It's very lazy and unimaginative. A bit like journalists who add the suffix 'gate' to any sort of scandal or cover up story.
Hedgeporn is like cassettes. Only remains in the memory of men a certain age...
Yeah, well we had to make our own entertainment
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The world appears to be going to Sheol in a hand basket, and those are your major concerns?
I think a better developed sense of perspective might be in order.
Genius.
The world appears to be going to Sheol in a hand basket, and those are your major concerns?
I think a better developed sense of perspective might be in order.
Yes. We need to concern ourselves with the only the important issues of the day.
Such as whether an Iceland curry [url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/curry-will-i-die ]will blow your back doors off.[/url]
Just don't search for Victorian Bike Porn.
I did - looking for pics of Humbers, Sunbeams and the like.
It looks like great-grandma's generation were much more "interesting" than I realised....
I think the owners of Cove Bike are watching this thread...