[Closed] 9.3 female sexual partners

I knew this thread would be a larf 😆

you've only ever asked gay girls?

wow, bad luck 😆

once again the collective has reduced me to tears of laughter 😀

Just think DD your looks his penis ...now that would be deadly

[quote=Junkyard ]Just think DD you look like his penis
Well- that's how I first read it!

Beautiful? I'd heard dashing...

At uni you wou clear 9 in a term ffs.

I'd 2nd that (fresher week...mmm..mm..), but would suggest you try being a gym instructor... Oh Lordy... Pass the Blisteze..!

you try being a gym instructor

My mate is a gym instructor. I should warn her boyfriend!

**** a Thresher week closely followed by pull a pig night 😆

😆

I could only ever hope to attain the beauty of hora's penis. It's unfeasibly beautiful. Shinier than the shiniest helmet in the universe.

I notice no-one's demanding pictures for once

[quote=deadlydarcy ]
I could only ever hope to attain the beauty of hora's penis. It's unfeasibly beautiful. Shinier than the shiniest helmet in the universe.
Well polished?

20's to 30's I reckon. I hung round with plenty of guys who considered one girl per night out to be about average though. Just from my counting that would put them over a hundred.

I was the 'don't fancy yours much'.

Long time ago, I worked that some subjects are best left well alone, previous partners and salary primarily. Why go the trouble of finding out something that might concern you?

This.

* a Thresher week

I believe that it is "* a Fresher" or rather charmingly FAF week. Unless you are into harassing sharks that is.

**** a Thresher week

Double figures. Dunno exactly.

20 maybe, which is an achievement as my looks are only just passable. And only then from the right angle in a good light.

And Im an ar$e as well

9 birds and a midget

So, i reckon i'm bang on average 😀

Did manage 3 in one day once which was a very difficult juggling act and not half as enjoyable as it may sound.By the end of it I felt like I had been through that thresher in Squidlord's pic.

100!!

Or thereabouts.

9 birds and a midget

You know Stumpy's not a proper midget don't you.

emsz - Member
It could just mean that lesbians are the most successful/promiscuous group,

7 and one of those was a sympathy shag.

sorry, feeling like i'm letting the side down somehow

Oh emsz, if I wasn't so happily married I'd offer my services...

Dear Singletrackworld,
I just had to write and tell you about an amazing experience I had the other day.
It was a normal evening at home. My wife was in the kitchen with her best friend, Susie. I was sitting quietly in my armchair, staring into space - perhaps dribbling a little - when, without warning, Susie suddenly leapt onto my lap, wriggled around, and then gave me the the most forceful and passionate French kiss I have ever experienced. I was shocked and confused. I pushed her away, to see her long brown hair shining in the light of the broken laptop screen. Her large brown eyes were moist and filled with a look of pure love and adoration. My wife then appeared in the doorway with a stern expression. Susie was obviously excited to see that she was holding a collar and lead.
"Walkies" she said.
Susie was taken outside to do her business, while I went to brush my teeth. Susie is a daschund, so apologies to any readers who had already started fapping. Unless you are German or something. But this is the closest I get to eroticism these days.
Love,
Squidlord
PS: I am disgusted by the filth you allow to appear on your website these days. (See above). Please cancel my subscription immediately. I don't have one, but please send me a cheque for 45 quid immediately anyway. Oh, and a t-shirt and maybe a mug. Those stem-mounted compasses are nice too. Thanks.

😉

Not as many as Mr Akabusi and his finely polished onyx chassis. Awooga.

15, and that was after living in Nurses residence for a bit (sigh) many years ago when you still got that sort of thing..
I've never really been good at that there "pulling" malarkey so am reasonably content with that..

A few.

9.3 doesn't seem that many. Nice to be rather above average in something. Although mostly that was 25-30 years ago.

Does make me wonder if there are a huge number of people with answers of 0, 1 or 2 to skew the mean away from people who used to do rather better.

Any Mancunians remember The Ritz & The Conti Club?
Happy, happy memories of both.

At one time I had a rule that any female apart from blood relatives , oap's and a certain female ex prime minister was fair game.

I only excluded Maggie for political reasons.

TheOtherJonV

Stumpy was wearing a dress, so he fell into the female category....

Rusty Spanner I've been to alot of Manc clubs in the 90's- Picadilly21 (when someone was shot in the toilets), Hacienda, Brickhouse, Academy etc etc.

Would be interesting to see the distribution. "Mean average" makes us think "bell distribution", But I bet it's more of a pareto

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42nd Street in Manchester was particularly easy

Does anyone else remember the wee-holes situated along all the walls??

Don't remember and tbh I never counted, all I know is God or Karma rewarded me with 4 daughters as a reprisal for my abuse of other mens daughters.. 🙁

Stumpy was wearing a dress, so he fell into the female category....

I'm now officially worried that in a dress he's potentially one of the more attractive females on your list.

Don't they still tar and feather people on your quaint island for that sort of thing?

Umm, a few, but I did live in Newcastle for a bit so that got the numbers up....;-)

I'm married now so that will be that.

After they legalised it in 1992 JonV, its now positively encouraged - it stops the gene pool becoming overly exclusive, whilst also giving the livestock a reprise of their unsavoury abuse

Finchampstead on the other hand.......

buzz-lightyear - Member
"bell distribution"

Unfortunate use of words given the thread content?

i'm overweight, bald and of average looks and I'm way way way above 9.3, however, at lease 80% of my tally where probably 9.3 pinters 😛

I'm eternally grateful to all those ladies who were prepared to drop thier standards for at least 30 minutes.( often less was required)

since 1988, 1

before that, a gentleman doesn't tell

0?

since 1988, 1
before that, a gentleman doesn't tell

If it was before 1988 I'd be in Jimmy Saville's target/territory 😯

since 1988, 1
before that, a gentleman doesn't tell
If it was before 1988 I'd be in Jimmy Saville's target/territory

So just the one before 1988 as well?

Any Mancunians remember The Ritz & The Conti Club?

and Picadilly21's? Dear God! Places the term 'Cattle Market' would be being used generously to describe. I take it you were looking for quantity rather than quality 😯

Remember Libertys? (next to Midlands hotel)- the big columned place. remember beign in there and suddenly Mike Flowers popped up and started singing Wonderwall- that was random!

Binners - a couple of months ago I was talking to an ex bouncer who used to work Picadilly21's. He'd just been released from Strangeways for beating up a Police Officer. He told me some scary stories about Picadilly' 😯

Libertys? Are you mad? I wouldn't ever have set foot in any of the places you've mentioned. EVER!

You were actually aware that, at the same time, Manchester was home to some of the best club nights in the country? And you were going to Piccadilly 21's? A place who's posters would list its selling points, as well as the drinks offers on alcopops, as guest appearances from Z list celebs and former soap stars?

But... Hey Ho... I suppose we all naturally find our own level 😉

Binners, sighs. If you were prepared to wear a suit it was pulling-central. You didn't go there to dance 😆

Academy was a good place plus there was another around the back of the Deaf Institute.

When I was younger, sigh I had such a hit-rate. Years of bacon and booze have taken its toll though 😳

If you were prepared to wear a suit

And there we see that our idea of what constitutes a good night out diverges rather dramatically before you've even left the house.

Wearing a suit for a night out is like wearing a mankini to go rock climbing. Its just plain wrong

edit: just realised i might face a ban hammer for that level of detail in my experiences with the fairer sex 🙂

Three in one night once, we were all friends, lots of fun, one in the last eight years and for the rest of time hopefully.

Alittle too much information.

already a step ahead of you hora 🙂

any pics of the Jap girl?

I should probably take this opportunity to say both sorry and thank you to the guys out there whose fair share I poached. 😉

aye hora 🙂

to be fair, i've got more pictures of girls i'm acquainted with than I ought to. must work out how to secure my NAS drive!

The Ritz in mcr was a favourite hunting ground on a Thursday night.

As was the conti ( v sticky carpets) , cellar 5 and my fave Corbieres.

Woke up many a time in a strange house in miles platting ( without the g of course) or lower broughton?

For the record more than 15 / less than 20

And remember them all with very fond affection ( not too sure if they do so with me)

Now Corbieres was a quality place! Best Juke Box in any bar in town, and joyously shadowy and dingy!

When you woke up in Lower Broughton, were you still in possession of your watch/wallet/kidneys? 😉

When you woke up in Lower Broughton, were you still in possession of your watch/wallet/kidneys?

I heard those stories about the Kidneys. Were they folk-lore or real?

You lot certainly like bragging about the amount of Women you've slept with don't you.

All that hairy chest bravado, medalion swinging, puffed out chest, shiney shoes clicking..

Pittyfull.

Normally woke up with my pride and self estime stripped !

Corbieres still has the best music selection ever , smiths, joy division and the Monday's with a drop of Leonard Cohen , what's not to like

Also forgot placemates 7 !!!

LOL 42s in Manchester many a night dancing on glass on the dance floor when I was back in my home town 🙂

Spent most of my late teens and 2o's in South Wales and Hereford, many a happy night taking the lucky girl from the Abergavenny Hotel (only nightclub in the town was in the basement)up to the castle for fun and games 😀

Pittyfull.

I wonder if all the high numbers stated here are actually real 😕

Edit: i.e. this is the internet and this is STW

how many people on [s]geeky[/s] IT courses at university did you know of for being "good with the ladies" yoshimi? 🙂

People seem happy to disclose high numbers (I'll be the second to post one since 1988), however, a little hesitant to address how many STDs they've had. One in my case some time before 1988 which happily responded to antibiotics. The lady concerned was unaware she was carrying the thing and pleased to be informed.

Given the prevalence of Herpes I don't know how we missed that one (I assume that if we were symptomless carriers it would have been picked up in the tests when Madame was pregnant). As for AIDs, one death among friends so far.

The next question: how many separate STD doses have people had???? 😀

Does make me wonder if there are a huge number of people with answers of 0, 1 or 2 to skew the mean away from people who used to do rather better.

Yes - though of course there will be people with very high numbers skewing things the other way. That's why median would be a better measure than mean. But anyhow.

Put me down as one of the 1. As is my other half. We both met the right person first time, and we're still together many years later.

All this talk of Mcr clubs, was I the only one whose haunt of choice was Jilly's?

12

But as I married the 1st and the 12th, and I was only single inbetween the two for three months I didnt do too badly 😛

You certainly weren't mate. That was another regular haunt of ours. The all-nighters there were absolutely legendary!!! 😀

Spent most of my late teens and 2o's in South Wales and Hereford, many a happy night taking the lucky girl from the Abergavenny Hotel (only nightclub in the town was in the basement)up to the castle for fun and games

Was that the county? sawdust on the floor in the basement?

classy joint. classy.

They didn't take kindly to long haired Englishmen in there..

Met my missus at 20 (now 27), 4 partners in all and a complicated but beautiful 0.3 who was my mate's date that evening 😳

Is the partners / STD essentially a "run rate"?

In which case I am 11 for 2, not out 😛

I din't realise I was such a slut. Nearly all acheived in 2 mad years in Nottingham.

One...

And I am hugely surprised how many other STWers admit the same - I'd have assumed that people would exaggerate or just keep quiet.

However, I'm happy with one though - I bloody love you Mrs Tarka!

Blimey! This is quite cathartic isn't it...

how come there are no high numbers being posted here..?

Because Im reading this on mrshora's phone so 'a few' is all I will ever say.

Although I once had 3 girls on the same day..

That must have cost a bit?