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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19812608 ]BBC News[/url]
In the context of a stupid story about James Bond's promiscuity:
The Health Survey for England, published in 2011, found that men reported a mean average of [b]9.3 female sexual partners[/b] in their lifetime.
Jeebus, I'm missing out!
What's your score? No bragging now, just numbers..
I dunno - I'm not dead yet.
You think you'll know when your dead?
Well - I won't know until I am
I lost count after the second one so it could actually be anywhere between 2 and a very big number.
Does married count as dead in this context? Assume so
Above average, does this make me a stud or something?
I'm 72% above average!
The 0.3 sounds very illegal
The 0.3 sounds very illegal
Mermaids are fair game when you have been at sea for a while.
Does the .3 mean that one has a part share in a conquest, or that one has only reached base one and a bit?
[b]Nick[/b] - Member
I'm 72% above average!
You cannot know that as we don't know the distribution (excuse Geek content)
I remember the 0.3 - not a very successful night.
"You cannot know that as we don't know the distribution (excuse Geek content)"
That's just cost you your .3, Jambalaya
Well that sex god of British politics Nick Clegg claims to have had no more than 30 sexual conquests.
[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1583465/Nick-Clegg-has-had-sex-with-no-more-than-30.html ]Nick Clegg has had sex with 'no more' than 30[/url]
Which falls well short of James Bond's alleged 46.
One can only assume that hora's spidey senses are all of a tingle...
So young man stopped in the street and asked "how many sexual partners have you had?” obvious answer loads at least....
Farcical, market research ❓
you decide
My thought exactly Kona.
Confession time: I'm 43 next week and my score is a big fat 1. Must try harder.
i got to 9 before i was out of the C's, I dont think there's an even distribution through the alphabet though*
* i used to be much more attractive
from the age of 16 to 22 i was quite promiscuous. 7 or so. 😳
In four years at uni (incl repeated year), I worked my way through a fair few. Quality control wasn't switched on though and beer was the common denominator (which explains the .3 I guess)
9.3 at once?
It sounds like dubious research to me. Whats the adage add 3 to any number a woman gives and take 3 from anything a man says. So Buzz is on -2...
Probably paid for by a political party seeking to tax that particular activity to help pay off the national debt in this time of austerity, like a stamp duty type thing. After all its about the only bloody thing that isn't taxed!!
Apparently women have had more sexual partners in the UK than men now. So this means their shagging foreigners, I wonder if the Daily Mail have used that one yet? Or depending if that number was mode as opposed to mean....sharing the same men. 
druidh - Member
Well - I won't know until I am (dead)
Meet the right (wrong?) woman and your score may keep going up after.... 😯
Apparently women have had more sexual partners in the UK than men now. So this means their shagging foreigners, I wonder if the Daily Mail have used that one yet? Or depending if that number was mode as opposed to mean....sharing the same men.
It could just mean that lesbians are the most successful/promiscuous group, thinking about it, that would explain my own meagre contribution to the statistics.
Nick Clegg claims to have had no more than 30 sexual conquests.
But 0 is no more than 30, so he's given himself quite a lot of leeway there...
i got to 9 before i was out of the C's, I dont think there's an even distribution through the alphabet though*
I've found J, K, L and M are the most frequent letters that crop up; I'm thinking a bell curve across the alphabet.
ton - Member
from the age of 16 to 22 i was quite promiscuous. 7 or so.
Bloody hell Ton thats not promiscuous!
I had 4 in one week once!
DISCLAIMER
Don't try this at home. It got quite messy, not in a bukakke fashion though.
Apparently women have had more sexual partners in the UK than men now
1. it's foreign blokes on holiday
2. it's one very naughty bloke doing all our women
3. it's a lot of "sandwiches"
Isn't bukkake that Indian dance in sari's and finger cymbals?
Behave peeps or this will get closed.
since 1988, 1
before that, a gentleman doesn't tell
To date: 1
I was a student in Portsmouth with no accommodation for 11 weeks.
A successful pull meant a bed for the night (more if she thought I was good).
Not sure of the total number but the quality of the lady was often weather dependent. I used to be followed by fat ugly girls on rainy nights.
I am advised that it's quality rather than quantity that matters.
Unfortunately this is another area in need of improvement apparently.
Yeah, I'm above the national average - but certainly no Lothario.
I think there have been a fair few occasions where I've been the recipient of a sympathy shag to be honest. Remember for the men - woman where beer goggles as well.
Glitch bump?
been the recipient of a sympathy shag
I've never heard of such a phenomenon, can someone explain how one goes about receiving such things??
I lost count. Not because it's a high number (double figures just I think), but I prefer to forget. The older you get, and the longer you've been with you're current partner, the less interesting the figure becomes. Given time, I could work it out, but why would I want to?
EDIT: Thought. Rather age dependant isn't it. I'm 47.
One - we met 30 years ago yesterday
If you have only had one bird how do you know if she is any good ?
Seriously?
People can actually remember how many?
To an exact figure?
It's quite an odd thing IMO, to be able to tell someone, without needing time to think about it, how many different people you've stuck your winky in. Almost like you actually think about it, or even remember them all individually.
I chose not to count*. It's not a competition, nor does counting serve any purpose (other than being able to respond to surveys) 🙂
*If I did count, it would be 9.3 though
.3 for me .
hey ho
I'd say between 20 and 25, but my 20's were very hazy...
It's not a competition,
Technically it is though isn't it.
The difference between men and women...
They say when you ask a man, take his number and divide it by three for the real answer.
For women you multiply by three..
Edric 64 - Member
If you have only had one bird how do you know if she is any good ?
Cuts both ways!
Goddamn!! Need another 2.3 to maintain the average.....................the missus ain't gonna be happy.
If you have only had one bird how do you know if she is any good ?
Gosh, you're an old romantic aren't you.
Anyone gonna own up to 0?
Not me, 5.3. First time is always rubbish, so it doesnt count as a whole one I guess?
Technically it is though isn't it.
Indeed - ‘attacking and protective adaptations’ if my limited attention in biology is anything to go on.
Also where = wear!
Seems I've finally found something I'm good at. So why do I feel so, so empty inside? 😉
how would one describe a 'female sexual partner'?
what constitues the sexualness?
are only human females included?
Seems I've finally found something I'm good at.
Quantity and quality are not related.
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
Yeh. This thread is also massaging my ego...AND i only eat at quality restaurants.
My last GF's number was 6 times mine. It bothered her more than it did me I think!
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
Long time ago, I worked that some subjects are best left well alone, previous partners and salary primarily. Why go the trouble of finding out something that might concern you?
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
I must be great if she's picked me?
ton - Member
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
I would be hoping to learn a whole bunch of new tricks. 😀
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
I would not care one bit.
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
Bloody fantastic!
Who wants to go out with or be married to someone that's sexually uptight?
I've been with a couple of women that could show me a thing or two, and I'm a long long way above the national average despite being anything except good at chatting up ladies, and its a lot more fun than being with someone that thinks sex is for pro-creation only!
Any man scared off by a girl who's number is bigger than his should have a word with himself... Are you that shallow you need to feel reassured by having slept with more people than your wife/GF?
Must admit I was a bit scared telling the current lady friend my number when she asked, especially as it was about 4 times her number! But seeing as she's an adult, she didn't exactly care and I had nothing to worry about.
Oh, and I was a VERY late starter... Only 1 til I was about 23, only about 5 til I was in my late 20's... Most of them were in the 28-30 period, when I got a good job, started to feel better about myself, and obviously exuded more confidence.
My last GF's number was 6 times mine. It bothered her more than it did me I think!
Depends how many you've had, really - if you'd had 10, I'd be asking her some serious questions... 😉
Although it brings to mind a (geeky) interesting stats article: http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200911/why-your-friends-have-more-friends-you-do
My last GF's number was 6 times mine. It bothered her more than it did me I think!
Went out with a girl for a few months that in her own words "lost count at 100"...
We had some fun! 😉
I'm statistically below average in terms of numbers but apparently above average where it REALLY counts.
This may or may not be true...
Works for me!
Do you score anything for acts of shameful gentlemanly self punishment? If so I could do rather well here...
Went out with a girl for a few months that in her own words "lost count at 100"...
did she play for newcastle united and have Mcdonald as her surname 😆
toxicsoks - Member
Goddamn!! Need another 2.3 to maintain the average.....................the missus ain't gonna be happy.
Time for some physiotherapy? 😉
In the style of Nick Clegg, definitely 'no more' than 1,000.
At uni you wou clear 9 in a term ffs.
People can actually remember how many?
1 isn't difficult to count. I'm seriously pissed off with this low score. I'm due a lot of sympathy shags!
[i]It could just mean that lesbians are the most successful/promiscuous group,[/i]
7 and one of those was a sympathy shag.
sorry, feeling like i'm letting the side down somehow
No, I hardly met any women at Uni, just stinky guitar playing Engineering undergrads mostly (like me). Are you a "humanities" graduate? 😉
I'm due a lot of sympathy shags!
call me
7 ladies.
and 2.3 blokes.
EDIT: the 0.3 was a BJ while dogging.
It could just mean that lesbians are the most successful/promiscuous group,
You have never been to a man only club where everyone is on E's is my only comment
Hora, were the ladystudents at your establishment very symathetic? Or is it because you just are perfectly equipped, so to speak, for uni life?
hora has a beautiful penis.
I can't believe you don't know this already. 😕
I've heard, just wondering if it had been an advantage?
Hey emsz if you turned me down, then my excuse could become a reality, instead of living life like a caricature of a boorish drunk northern bloke with failed chat up lines and a sore face.