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Some time in May. I forget when. I set the combination of my shed lock with the date, but we've moved house and I forgot to bring it with me.
Following on from [url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/2nd-date-take-flowers ]this[/url] should I waste £2.99 on a bunch of flowers?
Since you're married sex will be out of question, so I won't suggest a PVC inflatable bondage chair (keep that for the mistress).
Flowers should do just fine....
Ask yourself this:
What would Mrs_the_Spider say if you turn up flowerless?
And...
How long before the scent of a flowers-relationship thread attracts hora? 😀
footflaps, have you got a
for sale? or is it just a fetish?PVC inflatable bondage chair
did the other 7 involve flowers? if so then yes, if not then no, she'll be thinking you've got a guilty conscience.
£2.99? even I'll stretch to £4.99
Get a flower print **** Hammock from Cath Kidson*.
*This may not be in their current 2013 range, but you could drop them a mail to suggest it.
Get her a vase! 😀
I believe that, in a relationship, the 'sexual return' from a £2.99 bunch of flowers is a 'disdainful glance at your genitals from across the bedroom'
Not worth it IMO.
If she wanted you to keeo bringing her flowers she shouldn't have married you.
Give her a token for 'His n Hers' tattoos so you can both have the joyous date always in a place you can't leave behind.