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[Closed] £5 secret Santa for a 40 year old, your ideas please

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Morning all, I need some secret Santa inspiration, ideally in time for me to buy at lunch time.

The person in question is 40 ish, works in an office, married, 2 kids, normal fun and games. Likes cider (a lot), likes running (did the great north run this year, is doing it again along with other runs next year). Interestingly he recently, whilst hammered at a charity auction, bid £5.5k for a prize (a trip to the house of Lords with lunch and chauffeur driven journey there) he did not want and could not afford. He’s a bit of a nightmare when on the sauce if truth be told.

Any bright ideas?


 
Posted : 10/12/2013 10:08 am
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Bottle of Bucky and a copy of his preferred gentertainment.


 
Posted : 10/12/2013 10:10 am
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Sauce - some Westons scrmupy.


 
Posted : 10/12/2013 10:11 am
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blow up sheep?
can't do much with a fiver, stingy in your office, ours is a tenner. You can't even get a half bottle of scotch for a fiver. What about a pair of thermal socks from Aldi, they're nice.


 
Posted : 10/12/2013 10:12 am
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Day travel card for the return jpurney from the house of Lords?


 
Posted : 10/12/2013 10:14 am
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8 cans of morrisons own-brand cider.

about 2.35 for 4 cans, and its pretty good for a cheapie.


 
Posted : 10/12/2013 10:15 am
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How's his sense of humour?

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Posted : 10/12/2013 5:05 pm
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how much is a blue diamond shaped pill these days?


 
Posted : 10/12/2013 5:34 pm
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Shewee?


 
Posted : 10/12/2013 5:36 pm
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Posted : 12/12/2013 8:34 am
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mankini and as much frosty jack as you have change for


 
Posted : 12/12/2013 8:35 am
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Top shelf pron


 
Posted : 12/12/2013 8:59 am

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