[Closed] 3 facts about yourselves. 2 need to be true and 1 a lie.

[i]I do not have a New Zealand password[/i]

"G'day" might work?

I'm typing this in the garden.
I'm typing this in the garden.
I'm typing this on the moon.

1. My great grandfather taught Fred Perry to play tennis.

2. My grandfather worked on Dr. No as an art director.

3. My father helped get Tim Peake into space.

I'm part Belgian
I'm part Dutch
I'm part Luxembourgeois

An ex-girlfriend was the original Athena Tennis Poster girl.

I took Watergate burglar Gordon Liddy for his first curry.

I have no problem with going tubeless.

I'm related to the Duke of Wellington.

I once got Linford Christie's autograph by accident.

I once got dragged away by a hot air balloon.

I like grime
I like hip hop
I like jazz

I invented the Dark Chocolate Tunnocks Teacake
My uncle ran away to join the circus and became an elephant trainer.
My grandmother was murdered by strangulation.

My Mum used to be Gary Glitter’s doctor.

I taught Steve Peat's son to ride a mountain bike.

I can write equally well with both hands.

APF

Oh Christ, are we doing a work team building exercise or something 🙄

I've been locked in Winson Green Prison by accident
I've been locked in Rainhill Mental Hospital by accident
I've been locked in Manchester Terminal 2 by accident

Are supposed to guess these or just post our own?

1) I worked as a troubleshooter for the IT infrastructure on the Commonwealth Games when it was held in Manchester a few years ago.

2) One of the diseases in the computer game Theme Hospital is named after me.

3) I once trended on Twitter, ranked in the top three in the UK.

I am related to Rowan Atkinson
One of the Police Constables my Grandad was in charge of in North Riding went on to write Heartbeat
I have driven one of the Aston DBS' used in Casino Royale

1. I'm 49 but still have a baby tooth.
2. Three of my arms are longer than the fourth.
3. I have fallen asleep in pub toilets past closing time on more than one occasion.

Oh go on, three more.

4) I'm credited on the DVD for the "Preaching to the Perverted" movie.

5) I've been on stage with Bill Owen (Compo from Last of the Summer Wine).

6) Another Twitter one, I taught Francis Maude how to use social media.

i once bought jimmy saville a pint
orange mountainbikes named a bike after me
i once came 2nd in the world coal carrying race

1. I have appeared in a Hollywood movie with Christian Slater.

2. I once got myself locked out a hotel, climbed a wall while wearing a suit in order to get back around to the front entrance, leaped down in front of a cabinet minister, who was so bemused he gave me a complete tour of parliament.

3. I have written a best selling book.

My cousin is Fiona Bruce

I came 2nd in the UK Tetris chamionships

I was once propositioned by George Michael

My Dad,his Dad and his Grandad were all lumberjacks.
My hands used to be insured for £850,000.
I saved a boy's life.

Jet from Gladiators has felt my gentleman's area

I've been on holiday to a nuclear test site

My riding buddy created all the strava segments for swinleys red route.

- My battery fired the first artillery rounds of second Gulf War.
- I once crashed riding the "worlds most dangerous road" in Bolivia.
- I really enjoy working in insurance...

1. This thread isn't very good
2. I can't be arsed
3. I'm the Queen of iceland

I'm the Queen of iceland

FFS ..... Let it go.

I don't care
I do care
I can't make my mind up if I care

🙂

[s]1.[/s] [b]This[/b] [s]thread[/s] [b]is[/b] [s]n't very good[/s]
[s]2. I c[/s][b] an [/b][s]'t be [/s][b]arsed[/b]
[s]3. I'm the[/s] [b]Queen[/b] of [b]iceland[/b]

My bother was once on 90's kids TV show Fun House

I was the subject of an attempted kidnap in Vietnam

I helped create the Vodka Redbull cocktail

I have been hoofed in the slats
I once went a whole month without pudding
I love cocaine and have dabbled with hookers

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm a stranger...

I once sharted during a presentation to a potential multi national client.
My Cousin used to be in Coronation Street
I've probably shagged your mum

I have an Audi
I work in IT
I always pay the car park charges at Glentress

DezB - Member
I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm a stranger...

Hmm, so what?

I've been to Hastings
and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm a stranger...

Yeah but the next line would possibly start one of those kind of threads. Is it this forum where this would trigger a response (reworded to fit the thread, know I've seen somewhere on t'internet.

Nothing's sacred to me anymore.
There's a demon knocking at my door.
I'm staring down at the floor.

I helped create the Vodka Redbull cocktail

Helped? It took more than one of you to pour some vodka into a can of pop? Hell, I've been doing that for years.

I was blown over in Norway
I was blown up in Bosnia
I was blown off in Thailand

I find the Orange 5 aesthetically pleasing
I have a KOM at Mountain Mayhem from the first year it was at Gatcombe park
I can eat 18 slices of pizza at the Pizza Hut 'all you can eat' lunchtime buffet

I like pudding
I don't like pudding
I'm not allowed pudding

Every holiday outside Europe I've been on has involved warfare or civil unrest
I'm faster than pro cyclist Jack Pullar of pedal heaven and can prove it
My Grandfather was sentenced to be hanged in Edinburgh Castle for dereliction of duty (or something) in WWII until his mortally wounded CO was found in a japanese prisoner of war camp and exonerated him on his deathbed

1. I've written comedy material under a pen name for a national broadcaster, first broadcast to an audience of millions over a several year period.
2. Elvis held me briefly when I was a baby and sang a few bars of a lullaby to me before handing me back to my grandfather. My folks still have the photo on their piano at home.
3. I once disarmed a man who was carrying a shotgun

I helped write material to Richard Herring's Hitler Moustache Tour.

I paid a university professor to improve an essay on my behalf.

I puked into a hedge at the same time as Prince Harry: both of us were Royally* pissed.

*geddit!

I am the sensible easy going one of my family
I can't do joined up writing
I have won a mtb race

I am Spartacus
I like bacon
I have more bikes than I am comfortable with but I still don't have a cx bike or fat bike.

i once spent a few hours in an Amsterdam police cell in just my boxer shorts.

i organised a lovers photoshoot on a beach with a woman i had never met in person.

i am 12 times UK tiddlywinks champion.

I saved a school friend from falling over the side of a ferry in the Channel.
I acted in the film Amelie.
I saved a friend from out of the path of a speeding dumper truck.

I've broken lots of bones but never had an operation
I've ridden a Kona Hot Rod around a very small dance floor
I've lived (resident) in 5 different countries

also are we guessing or just a big reveal Sunday night?

I have Diarrhoea
I have Zika
I have Sunburn

I have been interviewed under caution by detectives on suspicion of attempted murder.

Bruce Grobbelar and other members of Liverpool FC have eaten lunch at my home (and I'm not a Liverpool fan)

I'm currently naked.

gwaelod - Member
I have an Audi
I work in IT
I always pay the car park charges at Glentress