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Rain's on.

Gonna have a beer at 12.01. A nice 660ml Kronenbourg out the top of the fridge.
Go on, it's Wednesday!

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Posted : 30/04/2014 10:50 am
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I'm holding out for 1230 gin.


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 10:55 am
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The cheeky 11.30 absinthe barely touched the sides. Bring on the 12.05 coke and hookers


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 10:57 am
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Let's just start at the beginning now shall we? No need to rush these things.


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:03 am
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Humph went the camel, just tea for me 😥


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:05 am
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The way work's going at the moment if I start drinking now I may never finish.


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:06 am
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I bought ten bottles [b]pinkster[/b], having my own EDL until Missus C gets home at 3.

Eating: Parma ham, sourdough bread.

Drinking: Kronenbourg.

Listening: .


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:18 am
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Tanqueray with tonic, slice of lime and ice. Goes great with breakfast muffins.

Seriously though. I used to live and work in Provence and it was completely normal to call in to the local bar-tabac-PMU for a pre-work Ricard and water. And the canteen sold wine and beers with lunch. It was great!


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:18 am
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Homebrew porter, it is gone 9pm though


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:20 am
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In my opinion it's completely normal to nob off and neck a swift one at lunch.

However, most employers frown upon this japery and it gets people sacked.

Very often in my experience of others experience.

Why, however, "professionals" can have a "business lunch" and the stockroom boy at Next cannae, i'll never know.


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:25 am
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A good boozy working lunch is a fine art, especially when your with people from another company get it right and leave without the bill 🙂


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:28 am
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The art of never getting caught is a fine art. Much akin with the art of "banter" and "bullshit".

All of which are important in the spectacularly self-serving industries of Facilities & Operations management.


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:35 am
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Yep, there is never getting caught and agreeing to move along. Just like walking into a pub for a sneaky christmas week lunch to find another group doing exactly the same 🙂 Smile, raise a glass and agree to carry on


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:40 am
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Spot on Mr. Smith.

"Well, we're all F'd now"................ "Whatcha havin' Jamie Maintenence Boy?"

Been there.

Best one years ago, was being ultra-sneaky went to the wine bar: "Why, hello, senior director of international retail conglomerate. How's the Vouvray?"


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 11:44 am
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Just had a pint of

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Could do with another though!


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 12:24 pm
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have a haff.


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 12:25 pm
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Everyone who's ever worked in publishing will be familiar with the sliding scale between the '3 pint lunch' and the 'getting home at midnight lunch'. Measured on a daily basis.

I really don't know how my kidneys made it through my 20's 😳


 
Posted : 30/04/2014 12:31 pm

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