[Closed] Worlds best mountain bike

Hello everybody, I'm new here!

Basically, back in 2012 I put an ad on ebay for an old mountain bike. Then in 2014 I wrote a whole book. So the book has just been kind of sitting online not doing much, and yesterday I decided I was going to take it down.
By some pure chance I tried to find my old ebay ad online, and found that you'd been discussing it on here:
http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/worlds-best-mountain-bike-1

So I thought sod it, before I take the book down I'll let you have a read if you're interested. 🙂
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/481720
It's free. Both spiritually and financially. I get nothing from each download, except the perverse satisfaction of knowing my words are going into your eyes. (Hmmm... consensual optical penetration.)
Apparently you can put it on a Kindle, or some other digital stuff that I don't really understand.

There is one last bit of information you may like too...
I'VE ONLY GONE AND GOT ANOTHER WORLDS BEST MOUNTAIN BIKE!!!
My other half's dad has had it sitting in his shed for the last ten years. Unlike the last one which was an extra large, and was too big. This one is a medium, and is too small! I like to think the "Max" part of the name refers to the piece of writing on the seatpost that is showing proudly clear about two inches above the frame. Ha ha.

Peace out!