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[Closed] Who flung dung? One of you lot?

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https://nypost.com/2018/11/20/bicyclist-wanted-for-defecating-throwing-poop-at-driver

Witnesses told police that the 5-foot-10 suspect, who is approximately 35 years old, was verbally abusive toward the driver before pulling down his pants, defecating, and throwing poop at the vehicle.

I'd have got performance anxiety and not been able to go with an audience and, I assume, the time limit of an impending green light so fair play to the bloke.


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 12:10 pm
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who is approximately 35 years old,

definitely not one of us


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 12:11 pm
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https://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/road-rage-2/

Bin dun(g)


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 12:21 pm
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Sounds like Greg Lemond’s been at the peaches again.


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 12:39 pm
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What's amazing is;

That's the first place he went when angry (pretty sure it'd never cross my mind)

Duke on demand - I'd need a good book and 20 minutes by which time the other party would have left


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 12:52 pm
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Tom Dumoulin?


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 12:52 pm
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Does the subject of fecal matter excuse bad grammar? Where's the 'and' in the title? Standards are really slipping in publishing these days.

who is approximately 35 years old,

I look young for my age, it could have  been me, if they misjudged my height by an inch or two.

I’d need a good book and 20 minutes by which time the other party would have left

Or 3 mugs of coffee before immediately jumping on the bike and seeking out a road rage altercation.


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 1:09 pm
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That's where a dropper post comes in handy.


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 1:26 pm
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I’d need a good book and 20 minutes

Or just put on some bibs and then a jersey. Works every time.


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 4:23 pm
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Wombats have a round anus but produce cuboid poo.

Baffled scientists investigate.......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-46258616


 
Posted : 22/11/2018 4:27 pm

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