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[Closed] What will the 3 millionth Bike Forum post be about?

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Any thoughts? Hope it's not a petty argumentative one but given the current bicker-fest that this place has become, I wouldn't bet against it.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 5:13 pm
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Hora 1. Spreading wisdom 2. Shite 3. Selling shite 4. Buying shite 😉


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 5:17 pm
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Dunno.It'll be Renton or Kryton though.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 5:17 pm
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What tyres for?


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 5:19 pm
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By the law of averages, it'll be Hora selling a Tripster Ti.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 5:53 pm
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I'm hoping for miserable roadies *crosses fingers*


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 5:56 pm
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It will actually be JHJ finally revealing the conculsive proof concerning our Lizard masters' plans.

But the post will be hidden by [i]them[/i] of course


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 5:56 pm
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What chainset to upgrade my 27.5er


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 5:56 pm
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Posted : 02/08/2015 5:58 pm
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^^ barn find of Mk1 Bomber Z1's, boxed and with manual. They will be next to a GT LTS Mk2 in ball burnished finish in a similar dusty but otherwise showroom condition.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 6:03 pm
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I hope it's a really good shed build.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 6:22 pm
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about someone over taking a road bike on their mtb


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 6:24 pm
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Dogs or ramblers. Or ramblers walking dogs


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 6:25 pm
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3,000,001 post will be the opposing pov expressed in an aggressive unfriendly ,destructive manner.
sob


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 6:31 pm
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What tyres for?

Should be this.

Will probably be about "gnarmac".


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 6:34 pm
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PSA A new One Terralumen light will be available on fleabay.When switched on at Nevis range it'll blind wildlife in the New Forest


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 7:46 pm
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It will be about a new standard that is some% better than what we have now...


 
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PSA A new One Terralumen light will be available on fleabay.When switched on at Nevis range it'll blind wildlife in the New Forest


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 7:48 pm
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I'm putting £5 on it being, "Oops, sorry, wrong forum. Mods, please delete".


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 7:53 pm
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Dunno.It'll be Renton or Kryton though.

I object on the basis I post much less than some on here, and don't have a bike build planned any time soon.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 8:06 pm
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It will about cars.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 8:07 pm
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Where's the counter?


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 8:12 pm
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It will be about what the 3 millionth bike forum post will be about...


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 8:17 pm
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[quote=jekkyl ]Where's the counter?

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Posted : 02/08/2015 8:19 pm
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Interesting that the average Posts per Topic on the Bikes forum is 13 but nearly 22 on the Chat forum, discuss.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 8:24 pm
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Does a headset come with crown race?


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 8:29 pm
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How will you know which actual post is the 3millionf?


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 8:30 pm
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Aye, there's the rub.Perhaps the mods can tell.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 8:38 pm
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Possible without being a mod, but a bit of a faff. All posts on here are numbered (pistonbroke's is 7081911). When that counter has passed 3mill then you can check the post numbers on all threads on the bike forum and work it out. I'm sure I could write a script to do it if I could be bothered.
#2,999,765


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 9:22 pm
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I object on the basis I post much less than some on here, and don't have a bike build planned any time soon.

Show some authority and withhold Rorschach's dessert.


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 10:07 pm
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It'll be someone posting "3000000". As will all other posts from 2,999,900 to 3,000,100


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 10:10 pm
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170mm vs 175mm crank arms. Will I notice the difference?


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 10:15 pm
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3000000!!!!


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 10:24 pm
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Has anyone got a Mint Sauce key ring I can borrow


 
Posted : 02/08/2015 10:25 pm
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Less than 50 to go!


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:12 am
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hmmm 30 ish to go and it's likely to be about wives, skodas or flat tyres.


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:17 am
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C'mon.... let it be meeeee....! 😀


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:22 am
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Nope... failed.

only 29 to go though..!


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:22 am
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How do you know what actual post was the 3,000,000th ??


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:24 am
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dum-de-dum-de-dum

(got to speed this up)


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:25 am
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quick scan of the front page and its pretty unlikely to be about mtb.


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:26 am
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15 to go!


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:26 am
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Some crap I bet!


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:28 am
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8


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:28 am
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Hopefully a Big Hitter


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:29 am
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Seriously... eight to go... try again!


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:29 am
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Me me me me!


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:29 am
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2


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:29 am
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It will doubtless be on a stupid thread like this one


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:29 am
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🙂


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:29 am
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Hmmm...

#justaddingcrap


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:30 am
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I think cynic-al might actually have it.

Appropriate.


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:30 am
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Too late, 3m and 5.. 😐


 
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We're already there, bb - I think ned beat me by less than a second


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:31 am
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do we start a new thread to argue about which one it was?

my money is on the other thread.


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:32 am
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Woohoo!....oh bugger.


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:32 am
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Actually I think it probably was me-me-me boy.


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:34 am
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That took longer than I thought. Is everyone on holiday?


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:37 am
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After I posted above it was still saying 2 or 3 to go IIRC.

So aracer may have it!

How does one know?


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:41 am
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Well I though we would have Todmorden Brass Band,some banners and the Mayor on this special day!!....


 
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Actually I think it probably was me-me-me boy.

You talkin'bout me there sonny? 😕


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 10:06 am
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I think he meant...

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Me me me me!

Big hitter hits it big!


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 2:51 pm
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Phew!

*wipes brow.

For one moment there I thought to myself "sheeeet, I'm being held to task on this one"

🙁


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 3:03 pm
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TBF I did think he must have meant a certain other forum contributor, until I spotted Al's post.


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 3:07 pm
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Ermm... Kryton? CFH?

Jeez... there's so many to choose from!


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 3:50 pm
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It would be mean to say.


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 4:37 pm
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Meh


 
Posted : 03/08/2015 9:20 pm

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