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Oddly enough despite some of the other threads I tend not to have to many issues with cars when I'm commuting (touch wood).

I'm getting totally fed up of peds just wandering across the road without bothering to look for traffic or crossing at junctions (en mass) when their light is red.

Shouting "WATCH" doesn't seem to work either

So should I be shouting something else.

Otherwise I might just start commuting on my full sus and run them all over!


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:24 am
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Look out! tends to work for me - but be loud!

Living in a city with a lot or tourists this can be a real issue. Ride a long way from the kerb when passing pedestrians


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:25 am
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

seems to work.

or a proper bell - these are surprisingly effective, actually.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:28 am
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TBH hadn't even considered a bell, was thinking more along the lines of an air horn!


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:33 am
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Air horn?


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:33 am
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I have a bell but when the pedestrian tries to step infront of you you need something stronger. The trouble with shouting "watch" is that they need to think about what is happening " Look out" is more obvious.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:35 am
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I found FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Was supprisingly effective at generating appologies.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:39 am
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I don't shout anything as I don't want to look like a complete and utter tool.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:40 am
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MOVE YOU **** normally works for me, unless they have iMuffs in, in which case i simply wheel tap their head as I bunnyhop/soar gracefuly over them
😉


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:40 am
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Freewheel with Hope 2 rear hub... If they don't hear you, they are deaf.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:41 am
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Can you get a decent horn these days? (speak as an over-40)


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:45 am
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[i]I don't want to look like a complete and utter tool. [/i]

wearing a pedestrian because you kept schtum isn't the coolest of looks, though.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:45 am
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I tend to slow down or be able to judge what people will do. When passing stationary cars in jams I also slow right down if passing a bus etc.

If I'm on the trail I slow RIGHT DOWN or cough politely.

Sorry, its not a troll just don't see the point.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:49 am
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Can you get a decent horn these days? (speak as an over-40)

i think there are drugs for that.

Back on topic, I always find a loud "It's a ****ing road" as you pass surprisingly effective.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:55 am
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On trails or bike paths a firm but polite 'coming through' usually does the trick.

Alternatively one of these:

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But I'm waiting for a ti version to come out.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 10:59 am
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[url= http://www.benscycle.net/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=188_468_1439&products_id=8038&zenid=a57f3b6721d64bec849ee1b4fe6f2b43 ]Wait no more - MKS Ti bell - 23g.[/url]

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Posted : 19/05/2010 11:05 am
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LOOOKKK!!! seems to be working for me at the moment.
Trying to articulate anything just seems to end up with me turning bright red and covered in spittle.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:07 am
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Sometimes just yell "ding ding" at people. OR when I really need to get attention, something rude that will get edited out by the filter here. Begins with C.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:07 am
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"ding ding"

Racist!


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:08 am
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I tend to slow down or be able to judge what people will do. When passing stationary cars in jams I also slow right down if passing a bus etc.

So yesterday I was cycling along Sauchiehall Street as I got to the end and turned right about ten pedestrians were crossing the road against the "red man" should I have just slowed right down and let them cross?

Maybe your right but having ran a pedestrian over outside central station a few weeks ago (just stepped into the road about five feet in front of me) I tend to shout first and ask questions later


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:09 am
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No one has ever stepped off a kerb and into me...but then I never ride anywhere near the yellow lines when riding in town.

Seriously uncool if a woman steps of the pavement with her back to you and some berk shouts a warning. You might think you are educating her, the fact that you pass slowly alongside her does the required effect.

Plus, if it happens alot to you maybe you need to slow down.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:12 am
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I shout hello, or morning or afternoon, try to be as pleasant as possible because if they haven't heard you then they don't know you are there and are going to get a shock. This shock then leads to possible friction which I prefer to avoid to be honest.


 
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Hora - try living in a city full of tourists - they step into the road without looking to take photos, they look the wrong way - they are a real hazard even when riding out into the road - I reckon its more frequent than numpties in cars cutting you up - probably one every 2nd ride


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:19 am
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"Morning"
"Hi"
"Hello"
"Lovely day isn't it"
"Alright luv, nice t!ts, fancy a ride?"


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:20 am
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I tenhd to shout "HEADS UP!".

I think it's a military throw back but it seems to work (unless they're trying for death by ipod).


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:23 am
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In that case 'incomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing' would be more appropriate?


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:25 am
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I save "INCOMING" to warn others in my group of a rider coming towards us at speed when off road or cars when we're crossing roads.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:27 am
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I use a loud "NO", much like you would to a disobedient pet. Short and to the point.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:27 am
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TJ - I don't have this problem - sure it's not irate stw forum users looking for revenge?


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:30 am
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Perhaps too obvious but "BIKE" seems to work.

Just remembered a joke:
Someone standing on a pavement is hailing a passing taxi, waves and shouts "Taxi" to which the taxi driver waves and shouts "Pedestrian" as the taxi drives on past.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:32 am
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Seriously uncool if a woman steps of the pavement with her back to you and some berk shouts a warning. You might think you are educating her, the fact that you pass slowly alongside her does the required effect.

Plus, if it happens alot to you maybe you need to slow down


Have you lost the plot? It is my fault if someone steps into the road without looking WTF are you on about. Do you cross roads without looking do you expect your child to?
I hot a school walking woman who did this she literally stepped into road and I hit her instantly and then fell she then shouted at me despite us both now lying in the road as if it was my fault? I also pass a college and the number of students with headphones who dont even look it is a one way system and they still dont look about 3 nasty accidents a year - peole hit by busses and cars for example they just dont learn.
I find screaming look followed by FFS on passing or something similiar works. I have hit more pedestrains in the last year than cars that have hit me.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:38 am
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I cycle through into Manchester city centre every lunchtime. What am I doing wrong? Maybe I'm not riding fast enough as I ALWAYS have the chance to check over my right shoulder (move) or slow down. All this with (now) just one front brake.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:41 am
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I don't want to look like a complete and utter tool.

i sincerely wish you every success with that.


 
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I only ever use one front brake. Two front brakes would be too confusing.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:43 am
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So yesterday I was cycling along Sauchiehall Street as I got to the end and turned right about ten pedestrians were crossing the road against the "red man" should I have just slowed right down and let them cross?

yes. pedestrians in the road have right of way after all.

[url= http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Highwaycode/DG_070332 ]high way code rule 170[/url]

whether they should have been there is a different issue, but given they were there, give way.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:47 am
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Angry weedy little men on bicycles shouting at pedestrians? Seriously uncool.

🙄


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:47 am
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jaywalking oblivous to the hazards of other road users is cool and a wise way to cross roads? ?


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:50 am
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I cycle through into Manchester city centre every lunchtime. What am I doing wrong?

Nothing 😉

I commuted and rode for many years in central London and never had any pedestrian incidents.

If you've got time to ring a bell, blow a horn or think of a witty riposte then you've got time to take evasive action.
If you know the area you ride has pedestrian 'hazards' then you should adjust your riding behaviour to suit.
If you're using a commute or journey on prime time busy streets as a 'training ride' then you should know better.
There's as much excuse for a bike hitting a pedestrian as a car hitting a bike - in other words, none 🙄


 
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[img] [/img]

Ting ting!

I had one of those massive shiny things on my hack-rattles to no end...
Cheap £1 bell hidden near a shifter.

Sorted and look way ahead when riding.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 11:55 am
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hora, spot on. looking and anticipating is equally our responsibilty - most people seem to rely on ears as well as eyes and bikes are silent.

getting agro just makes you look like 'another dkhead cyclist' in most peoples eyes.


 
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[url= http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=20105 ]Samui Air Zound Horn[/url]

That should do it.


 
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I have never hit a ped. I do get tired of having to brake / take evasive action because of bloody tourists and drunks wandering all over the road - hence I shout at them to get them to move out of the way or as they step of the pavement to get them to stop.

I really must do that helmet cam vid of riding around Edinburgh


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 12:13 pm
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"Hello. I love you. Won't you tell me our name?"

The irony of this thread in relation to the usual cars-are-killers / car-cut-me-up-today-the-funker threads that usually abound is laughable to say the least.

Deal with them as you would have others deal with you.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 12:28 pm
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There's as much excuse for a bike hitting a pedestrian as a car hitting a bike - in other words, none

Yes no cyclist was ever to blame for being hit by a car and no pedestrian is ever to blame for being hit by a cyclists even - Horas example- when they step into the road without looking and with their back to the traffic.
I dont think you would win the case in court but best of luck.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 1:00 pm
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I didn't make it into the city centre today to mow anyone down. Binners shouted me into a pub.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 1:02 pm
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"Alright luv, nice t!ts, fancy a ride?"

winner.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 1:32 pm
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I'm not sure I've ever agreed with hora, but on this occasion I really do.

Central London daily. Very occasionally someone does something a bit daft, or looks like they're going to, so you say "mind yourself love", while steering round them or braking a bit.

And mass road-crossing herds of peds outside Waterloo station have right of way by sheer weight of numbers. 🙂

But I'm increasingly thinking that compared to many of the road heroes on here I'm a little island of zen-like calm. 😉


 
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"Brakeless dildo coming through"


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 1:45 pm
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"Brakeless dildo coming through"

You really need to shorten that, you'd probably hit the on them on the '..less' bit.

You could possibly get away with shouting 'ahoy I'm a dildo' in native Newcastle? (although can you understand each other up there?) :mrgreen:


 
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We don't actually know what the other is saying. Mostly it goes on body language. Seeing as most men can't express themselves in words alone anyway it does'nt really matter.

Usually a series of grunts followed by "two pints of the guest please" does the trick.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 5:57 pm
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Thats alemen globally 😀


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 6:00 pm
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I don't see why you wouldn't have a bell on a town bike. You're supposed to have one, and if you ever ran a pedestrian down, I'm sure some barrister would delight in pointing the fact out. Even if the pedestrian was wearing an ipod and Kanye West's sunglasses.


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 6:14 pm
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ourkidsam dresses like that!


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 6:15 pm
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Actually had to duck the other day. Here goes.

1) Sunny day. Approaching couple on a towpath.
2) Freewheel to alert them of my approach - loud freewheel.
3) Gent turns around and clocks me before guiding his partner to the left leaving himself on her right with enough space for me to pass on his right. - all good.
4) I swerve to the right and slow down, happy he's left me room.
5)The gent who went to the trouble of ushering his beloved and himself away from cyclists path spots something on the horizon to his right.
6)He stops walking and mentions something to his partner before stretching his whole right arm out at ninety degrees, pointing at the horizon.
7)0.5 seconds later I duck n swerve and tut before changing up gear.....

Idiot.....


 
Posted : 19/05/2010 7:04 pm

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