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[Closed] What is the weirdest stuff you have seen whilst out riding?

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An al quida training camp in the new forest. Guys in camo lying alongside the trail watching me. I didnt stick around. Was in the news shortly after.

Two guys coming out of a new forest enclosure, each with a can of tennants in one hand and a goat on a rope in the other.

Naked photo shoot of a girl with bright red hair. Both ends. All the blokes in our group were a bit embarrassed and trying not to obviously gawp as e had to stop to open a gate. The one lady with us seemed quite fascinated.


 
Posted : 01/08/2018 9:59 pm
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All these are great, I saw a car parked under a bridge one Sunday lunchtime, woman with t*ts out obviously just finished noshing a guy off as she wiped her mouth and he pulled his trousers up. Group I ride with saw 2 women in the middle of a field practising pole dancing in their underwear. I saw a woman having a p*ss behind a shed the other day and a woman walking with her top pulled down and t*ts out. Pretty much every ride encounters a car parked down some dead end road with people sat smoking weed.


 
Posted : 02/08/2018 9:42 am
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LARPers on Holmbury. Wizards, knights and stuff. Freaky coming across them in the evening. Might be related to the picture I posted earlier.

More freaky was night ride up there, no one about, deadly silent and my lights causing a dozen eyes to shine in the trees.


 
Posted : 02/08/2018 11:19 am
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Never see any doggers or photoshoots - clearly riding in the wrong areas!

We are usually the actual cause of any weird stuff we see - often involving our annual Christmas fancy dress ride, or occasional fancy dress Halloween ride, including scaring the **** out of some late dog walkers when they were suddenly faced with a giant Yeti (riding a Yeti obviously) and huge inflatable pumpkin flying around the corner towards them out of the dark.

Likewise the farmer in his land rover who was trundling slowly over the hill across fields a few days before Christmas when he came across a group of guys on bikes dressed as the; Virgin Mary, a snowman, The Star of David, a couple of Santas and an elf enjoying a few drinks in the snow, gathered around a temporary bar that had been hooked onto a gate in the dark, complete with bar stacks, beer mats, flashing Christmas lights and music.


 
Posted : 02/08/2018 11:27 am
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What appeared to be a fresh roe deer pelt folded up in the middle of a path.  I took a picture but then thought well who the hell would I report this to?  No carcass or blood anywhere


 
Posted : 03/08/2018 1:04 pm
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“More freaky was night ride up there, no one about, deadly silent and my lights causing a dozen eyes to shine in the trees.”

...just a local Sasquatch group having a roam - a change of scene from Boxhill!


 
Posted : 03/08/2018 2:53 pm
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