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 mehr
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In light of recent threads it's time to put this to bed

1) Downhill
2) Jump
3) BMX
4) Enduro
5) XC
6) Gravel (should be tied with road but I suppose it's a little bit "gravelly")
7) Road (let's be honest it's all fitness and no skill)

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@tomhoward has mentioned trials, feel free to amend my list though the top 3 is solid


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 5:58 pm
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Cycling gymnastics for the skills win


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:00 pm
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Cyclocross somewhere near XC?


 
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You've really lit the touch paper starting this thread!

I'm going to say all require a certain skill level but I'd look at it from the view point of which one are you most likely to fall off?


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:02 pm
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Trials?


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:03 pm
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I'd have road at the top, but I suppose it depends what you mean by skill


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:10 pm
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Skill isn't the ability to ride a bike fast on the flat

It's like saying the guy at the gym who holds all the records is a good bike rider


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:14 pm
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1. Trials - it’s basically all skill.
2. BMX flat land - again, pure skill
3. BMX street
4. Road x serious skill in bunch riding and descending
5. XC - you need to be seriously skilled to ride those course at speed on those bikes
6. Jump/trails, be that BMX or MTB
7. Downhill
8. Enduro - it’s just people who are good enough to ride DH or fit enough to ride XC

Skill isn’t the ability to ride a bike fast on the flat

Agreed, but what cycling discipline is just riding on the flat? All involve skill of some kind, often skill that’s not overly obvious.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:19 pm
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Skill isn’t the ability to ride a bike fast on the flat

Holding your shit together at 90kph downhill into a hairpin bend with a sever penalty for failure requires some ability.

Likewise hucking a big gap jump, or downhill on a gravel track at 40kph.

Different skills but skills just the same.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:21 pm
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Anyone who says road riding doesn't take skill isn't riding fast enough.

You've missed track riding from your list.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:23 pm
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4. Road x serious skill in bunch riding and descending

Lol, no it doesn't.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:24 pm
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Road
Cx
Downhill
The rest Jump, BMX, Enduro and XC (roadie turns up at the top level of competition and kicks everyone’s arse at it) much of a muchness


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:25 pm
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The kind of bike riding I do is the most skilful because I am totally great.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:26 pm
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Big steep tech climbs on Ebikes.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:27 pm
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Surprised to see people ranking road cycling so highly, granted, I'm not an Elite, but having raced with that category, compared to a discipline like BMX, there's very little skill involved. Obviously not quite the same as the really good riders who race the World Tour races, but still.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:32 pm
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Unicycle hockey.
Impossible Ultimate Wheel.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:33 pm
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1 - DH
3 - BMX
4 - 'duro [3 and 4 are close]
2 - Jump
5 - XC
7 - road
6 - gravel


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:39 pm
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1. Gymnastic/synchronised/artistic etc team-cycling
2. (As above) solo-cycling
3. Trials/jumps


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:40 pm
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@tomhoward has mentioned trials, feel free to amend my list though the top 3 is solid

No it isn't. Trials top, no doubt.


 
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No matter what discipline you choose the skill level required goes through the roof the closer you get to the top. All need different skills in different amounts but to be good or even the best at whatever discipline you choose is hard.


 
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anything that is against the clock must be high up (DH, BMX, Enduro) as you cannot be 'just quite good' at it and expect to be top level. DH and BMX are on the same course over and over, so similar in that respect, but DH has more fear and uncertainty so edges it. Enduro has more uncertainty again but is also less split second/compromised so that counts against it.

Jump is cool but isn't 'competitive' so that downgrades it.

XC is fine but it's fitness. I could ride an XC course.

road is fitness too and there are some well dodgy pros, skill-wise.

gravel isn't even worth commenting on.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:45 pm
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The roadies turn up saying road riding takes skill, but can't dispute it's bottom of the list. 😀
What about bike polo, where do we put that?


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:47 pm
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*cough* Track?

A guy at work uses the basketball court to practice Unicycle hockey. Insane skill!


 
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Or is it the reverse? CX bikes are a liability on anything technical.

I'd say its just different.

Im sure the Athertons and Sven Nys are probably of equal fitness now hes retired, I still suspect he'd run rings arround them on an obstacle strewn CX course.

Likewise despite being the winningest CX rider I doubt he'd accept an invitation to Hardline.

XC is fine but it’s fitness. I could ride an XC course.

I think most people probably could roll round most of Hadleigh Farm, but there's a difference between doing those drops on a 150mm travel trail bike, after getting off to look at it, rolling your bike over it to check chainring clearance and finally psycing yourself upto doing it and just about riding it out.

And doing it at 10/10ths with a rider trying to overtake pushing you off line is probably a different matter.

road is fitness too and there are some well dodgy pros, skill-wise.

Likewise, ride down a road, no problem.

Ride down the Alp D'Huez hairpins at 90km/h having ridden up the other side in 20 minutes, yea..... rather you than me.

Like saying Damon Hill lacks skill becauee he wasn't as good as Schumacher, and besides its only driving a cars, you can drive a car.


 
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Clearly never done a road race or track race. Hitting 40mph plus with 40 other riders (a few less in track) just inches away is just about fitness?? Talking out of your arse (with all respect!!).


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 6:55 pm
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anything that is against the clock must be high up

Well, I wasn’t going to put time trialling at the top, but as you insist...


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:03 pm
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You put gravel riding above road, what ****ing skill is there in gravel racing? damn sight less than road.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:06 pm
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Purely for different surfaces @kuco

Everytime the tdf (for e.g) hits cobbles there's always a mass crash, as road riders don't have general bike skills to compensate


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:09 pm
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Skill isn’t the ability to ride a bike fast on the flat

Some classic Lance

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=haEbtHiUcBc

I think the question needs changing.

How long would it take to train a complete novice to participate in the cycling disciplines?

I think most people can ride road, just very few can ride this fast!

I've ridden a bike all my life but I don't think I'd make it down rampage Alive!


 
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Everytime the tdf (for e.g) hits cobbles there’s always a mass crash, as road riders don’t have general bike skills to compensate

Missed it first time around, this is a troll thread.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:13 pm
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You could train loic Bruni to win a road race.

You couldn't train any current adult elite road racer to even make top 10 in the junior DH world cup


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:15 pm
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I think you've got to rank the skills first then apply it to the disciplines. So many different types of skill across them. e.g. where does skill of riding in a bunch compare to hucking a road gap.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:16 pm
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Are you lot not looking at the cycling gymnastics? The question was about skill not fitness.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:20 pm
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Road


 
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You couldn’t train any current adult elite road racer to even make top 10 in the junior DH world cup

Sagan??
Pidcock?


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:22 pm
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Van der Poel.

Let’s be honest it’s about picking the right line for four or five minutes in a really bad outfit. Doubt if Bruni could win a pro race certainly not to do something such as Kelly coming down the poggio or Paris Roubaix


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:29 pm
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@eskay Another for Sagan and probably Evans.


 
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In an under the bridge surrounded by goat bones style to match the OP, how come y'all need all that suspension and big tyres and huge brakes if the DH/Enduro stuff is so skillful?

...Enduro seems to be for those who can't do DH and aren't fit enough for XC...

Trolly enough?


 
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My take on it: could you Complete the same course as say, a pro roadie in a big race? Yes, easily (but much slower). How many people could complete the sections in a championship trial?, very very few as very few have the skills. There we have the 1st & last positions on the list.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:49 pm
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What constitutes technical riding for a given discipline may help?

MTB: berms, rock gardens, roots, jumps, drops, skinnies & ladders etc

Road: has a roundabout 2300m from the end.

😉


 
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Road racing - must be hard to keep tabs on all the drugs, blood samples, masking agents and dodgy steaks.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:54 pm
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could you Complete the same course as say, a pro roadie in a big race? Yes, easily (but much slower)

The skill is being able to do it at a reasonable pace (I have no issues with trials being regarded as a sport requiring great skills)

Road racing – must be hard to keep tabs on all the drugs, blood samples, masking agents and dodgy steaks.

That’s what a DS is for! I seem to recall a thread on here where basically it was accepted that dh’ers were a bit too thick to dope 😉


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 7:56 pm
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Commuting on icy cobbles in heavy traffic with tramlines to cross...

Been a very long time since I had to do that, but I reckon I had more scares doing that than any other riding I've done. There's no option of recovery, you have to have it just right all the time.

Otherwise trials, or for skill + big balls, downhillers.


 
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Road racing – must be hard to keep tabs on all the drugs, blood samples, masking agents and dodgy steaks.

No drugs in xc?
E bikes in CX....


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 8:01 pm
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No drugs in xc?

Or enduro...


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 8:02 pm
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The roadies turn up saying road riding takes skill, but can’t dispute it’s bottom of the list.

What?! I'm no roadie - I'd never ride on tarmac again if I had my way.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 8:07 pm
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XC racer Helen Grobert was recently banned for 4 Years.
https://www.pinkbike.com/news/german-xc-racer-helen-grobert-banned-for-4-years-for-failed-doping-test.html


 
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BMX. The bikes are the sketchiest and street riding looks horribly high consequence stuff. Not a lot of helmet/pad use either. And top level flatland BMX is the most mind-blowing bike thing I've ever seen.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 8:08 pm
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The skill is being able to do it at a reasonable pace (I have no issues with trials being regarded as a sport requiring great skills)

No. That's Fitness.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 8:08 pm
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Try going down a twisty mountain descent at speed with no skills.


 
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No. That’s Fitness

No. The fitness may enable you to go fast, the skill enables you to stay upright, be in the right place in a bunch, get round the hairpin, whatever.

All those skills DHers use, line choice, when to apply power, feeling grip through the tyres, etc. all done with 20 fellas 6 inches from you on 25mm tyres.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 8:19 pm
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Anyone who can cycle backwards balancing on one wheel with somebody else standing on their shoulders wins the skills competition. I think Kilo nails it. If you didn't watch the video, you should.

After than, I'd agree with trials, those are skills I'll never achieve (see also jumping). Bunch riding road skills are largely subconscious faith in other riders. You tend to notice those without the skills rather than those with them.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 8:29 pm
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All those skills roadies use, line choice, when to apply power, feeling grip through the tyres, etc. all done with massive ****ing jagged pointy rocks and big ****ing jumps and drops.


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 8:30 pm
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It is rough on an MTB, hence they go slower. What, 30mph tops in a DH race? Double that in a road race.
So yes, it’s rougher on the MTB but you’re going half the speed.


 
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Hitting 40mph plus with 40 other riders (a few less in track) just inches away is just about fitness??

It's not that hard. Watch the wheel in front and to the sides, don't brake, don't overlap wheels.

I don't think road racing is that skillful judging by the quality of some of the descending on display in the grand tours. And it's not just because it's hard - some riders are brilliant descenders, they just show up the ones you aren't. Yet they are still on GT courses. I could descend those mountains like that if I wasn't worried about coming off, which I am. They are fearless, I'll give them that.

Conversely, if I had no fear I could descend a WC DH course a lot quicker than I would in real life, but I'd never get close to the pros. You watch the YouTube vids and due to the perspective you think 'yeah that's quick but whatever' and then they go through some section like it's had frames removed from the vid and you think 'holy shit!'

As for cornering on the limit - I doubt DS are asking them to do that. You gain or keep time on descents by going really fast on the open sections. You might save a few tenths on corners by being on the edge of grip, but it's not worth it for the risks involved. No-one loses a big mountain stage by tenths, or even seconds, and even the close ones are decided on the final climbs after they've all re-grouped after the descents anyway.

DHers though do lose races by tenths, so they need to absoutely nail every corner.


 
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All those skills roadies use, line choice, when to apply power, feeling grip through the tyres, etc. all done with massive * jagged pointy rocks and big * jumps and drops.

..with a lot of tyre and suspension tech to help cope with those irregularities. Plus the roadies ride hills on sight in a layer of lycra Vs the downhiller's practiced runs in a full face and protective gear.
Either way, the consequences of getting speed and line into a big drop wrong, compared to a hairpin at speed with a big drop to the outside.. I don't see a lot of difference. You build up to both.

I'm not saying one is more skilled than another, technical handling skill in DH is certainly huge, just that it might be harder to appreciate just how good, how fast, some pro road riders really are downhill. DH is more obvious in its ability to impress.


 
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All those skills roadies use, line choice, when to apply power, feeling grip through the tyres, etc. all done with massive * jagged pointy rocks and big * jumps and drops.

135km/h on 25mm tyres with only lycra and a crash hat for comfort.

https://cyclingmagazine.ca/sections/news/rider-tour-de-suisse-hit-top-speeds-exceeding-130-kph/


 
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Rampage and DH.

Road ridings easy, loads of folk round here do it. 😂


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 10:16 pm
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Flatland bmx all day long


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 10:18 pm
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I think the definition of "skill" that some people are using seems to be a bit narrow.

On road, time trialling is generally a straightforward test of aerobic ability (but not totally devoid of skill). Road racing, however, demands a whole suite of skills that are not required in some other cycling disciplines because you are racing directly against other people, not just a course or a clock.

Peter Sagan is a good example of someone with an impressive range of physical and mental skills. He won the World Champs three times in a row. That's the biggest one day race in cycling, and he was the winner three times, racing a huge bunch of the best cyclists in the world. He didn't manage that just because he was fitter than everyone else.

Look at Cavendish executing wins from the chaos of a huge sprinting bunch repeatedly in his prime. There's a lot more to that than fast twitch muscles and good bike handling skills. If you've heard him talking about this, he has a detailed knowledge of the finishing kms of a race, and he is combining this with instantaneous tactical assessments of where his rivals are and what they are doing, and wrapping it all up to get over that line first, again and again.


 
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Peter Sagan is a good example of someone with an impressive range of physical and mental skills. He won the World Champs three times in a row. That’s the biggest one day race in cycling, and he was the winner three times, racing a huge bunch of the best cyclists in the world. He didn’t manage that just because he was fitter than everyone else.

How did he do in the Olympic MTB race?


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 10:54 pm
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How did he do in the Olympic MTB race?

Sagan punctured and failed to get anywhere near the medals. There's a report on the race here where you can read more details:

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/olympics/peter-sagan-suffers-disastrous-day-in-olympic-mtb-after-bright-start-276795


 
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Another vote for flatland bmx. Insane amount of skill. All other disciplines are a mixture of fitness, power and guts!


 
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I could descend those mountains like that if I wasn’t worried about coming off

No you couldn't


 
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Sagan punctured and failed to get anywhere near the medals.

He had done pretty well in the 2008 World Juniors though before moving to the road.


 
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Sagan punctured and failed to get anywhere near the medals. There’s a report on the race here where you can read more details:

I know. A rider with more skills might not have punctured... 😉


 
Posted : 19/04/2020 11:25 pm
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A rider with more skills might not have punctured…

That's your evidence that a three time World Champion lacks cycling skills?


 
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If we are talking about disciplines that we have actually ridden (forget about pro's for the minute) i personally would put them in this order of how hard i found them

BMX & Trials bikes, lots of skill involved, especially Flatland, that takes years of dedication and practice, a friend is a World Champ and his dedication and skill still amazes me

DH & Enduro both need good amounts of skill, knowing how to handle the bike when things go wrong, judging the terrain and the speed needed to clear certain obstacles like jumps and drops

XC, not much skill needed, if you can ride a bike then most people can ride XC, you may not be the fastest or best but if you can ride a bike across some hills and fields then that is essentially XC

Road bike, no real skill needed, anyone who can ride a bike can ride a road bike, yes more skill is needed to descend fast and corner at speed but anyone can just ride one

Another way to look at it is the harder something is the less people tend to do it, lots of roadies, XC riders out there, not too many BMX, Trials or DH MTB'ers in comparison

Having grown up riding BMX's for 35 years now Ive found it has given me the skills to pretty much ride any of the above at a good level

If were talking about pros then look at how many pro riders out there grew up on BMX's or still even ride them today as the skills are transferable


 
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I think anyone riding in any cycling discipline at the top level  has to have an enviable skill set. I would love to be as fit as a Tour roadie, or a WC XC rider, and I'd love the frankly alien bike handling skill of a BMXer or WC DH rider.

I do agree with Molgrips though, trying to compare the descending abilities of GT riders with WCDH riders is a bit daft. I think pretty much any of the top 20 DH riders would be front and centre of any road pack coming off a big col. I doubt the reverse would be true. Having said that, I'd imagine that the DH riders would be spat out the back of the peloton on the way up anyway...


 
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BMX is to MTB what track is to road.
Is where you learn the basic skills to make you a better rider when you make the step.

All 4 disciplines are hugely skilled, that some involve greater levels of fitness shouldn’t diminish the skill levels. Don’t forget that the top BMX racers are super fit as well, they’re just build for 30 second races and not 300km stages.

Flatland and trials are different beasts as they are so technical. At the other end, time trials also demand skill, it’s just not as obvious.

I also think people here have a somewhat old fashioned view of XC, it’s not riding round a field any more, the course are hard and made harder by the fact that your on the limit too.


 
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This is the most ****ish thread on the internet.


 
Posted : 20/04/2020 8:11 am
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. I think pretty much any of the top 20 DH riders would be front and centre of any road pack coming off a big col.

Given the different skillset required to survive in a road bunch, unless they are experienced road racers, I'd be surprised if they lasted beyond the first hour of the race.


 
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This is the most ****ish thread on the internet.

Is not even the most ****tish thread on this forum unfortunately.


 
Posted : 20/04/2020 8:26 am
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I'm a confirmed roadie now (well, zwiftie at the moment) and road racing at a high level takes a lot of skill - but I'd still put it second to bottom of the list, just above gravel.

Cavendish said somewhere that all his fast mates he rode with at home wouldn't survive the neutral zone of a world tour race, let alone a bunch finish.

Just riding on the road, even in mountains doesn't take much skill. You can learn to corner reasonably well over the course of a week with some instruction - there's technique, line and confidence to learn.

Skill wise I'm an average XCer but I'd crash very very quickly on anything vaguely downhill-ish. Trials? Well, I'm good at trackstanding but that's it.

Trials/BMX flatland stuff at the top.


 
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Is not even the most **** thread on this forum unfortunately.

😀 😀 😀


 
Posted : 20/04/2020 8:42 am
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Trying to rank different disciplines by skill level is a mug's game. Every one of the cycling disciplines that has been discussed requires different skills, and the riders who are successful in those disciplines will have a better set of those skills than ordinary riders.

This is the most ****ish thread on the internet.

I think it just demonstrates that some people are commenting on disciplines where they don't have much knowledge of the skills that are actually involved.


 
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What cycling disciplines takes the most skill

Maintenance.


 
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This is the most ****ish thread on the internet.

Oh do bore off. It's just a bit of fun. It's like sitting round a table in the pub and trying to work out the worst goalie mistake, or which GP driver would make it to the first corner in a 450 motocross race, or whether 3 dolphins could take on a killer whale, or the worst line in a war film.

No one thinks this shit is important. It's just passing the time until we can go outside again without the neighbours grassing us up for breaking isolation rules.


 
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The dude who's going to treat us to a 35ft unicycle display with flames BGT surely has a shout.


 
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No one thinks this shit is important. It’s just passing the time until we can go outside again without the neighbours grassing us up for breaking isolation rules.

Nail on the head.

whether 3 dolphins could take on a killer whale

Narwhal vs walrus is where it is at.


 
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