[Closed] Ullapool bike hire - moon on a stick request

Right you legends, I'm trying to sort some kind of bike hire for a couple days holiday in Ullapool 9th to 12th September for me and the missus. Looks like there's nothing there anymore according to the internet. Driving anywhere is not an option since we are going there on the bus.

I'm wondering if any good highland people might lend me their bike(s) in exchange for goodwill, money and or beer, I also have some bits I could trade. Any bike considered as long as it's not too racy for the missus

Alternatively does anyone know a company that might deliver a bike and collect after?

t.i.a