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[Closed] Tw@t on a bike (not helping, no)

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Driving home late last Friday night, whilst approaching one of Chesterfields larger roundabouts (Tescos) I noticed a chap dressed in stereotypical council labourer ‘haute couture’ – grubby/oily/tattered hi-viz vest & matching woolly hat combo, riding a bike of unknown origin without lights across the opening of the junction to my right; essentially going the wrong way round the roundabout in the outside lane??

“Fudging ****t”, I said to myself and proceeded to negotiate the roundabout and head of in a northerly direction only to be confronted by the above mentioned fool now crossing my exist! As I approached him he began pointing and snarling at me - one can only assume this was a function of his complete gyroscopic failure and disorientation?

Good job he does not reside in Cambridge 😯 He’s be washing dog excrement from his ensemble for months.

Hardly the ambassador 🙄


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 4:31 pm
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*claps*


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 4:49 pm
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*farts*


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 4:53 pm
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Cool story Bro, etc.


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 4:57 pm
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this is the best bit:

riding a bike of unknown origin
stw bike snobbery at it's finest. There's nothing wrong with that and find myself sneering at other peoples bikes but this guy was breaking several moral/legal guidelines and endangering his and others people lives..... and oh yeah he was riding a shit bike as well.


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 5:03 pm
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now crossing my exist!

Messing with your metaphysical state! Heavy maaaaaaaan.


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 5:06 pm
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....good one allthepies...will seek counselling.

Jekkyl; it was dark, 11+pm, I was doing about 40mph. However my Audi headlights are outstanding and I could clearly see he was riding a piece of sh1te that would make even my old crate look 'Bauhaus'.


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 7:00 pm
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He's probably on a forum for greasy council labourers (what ever the **** they are!) Moaning about a **** in an Audi with amazing lights being generally up himself..... 🙄


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 7:15 pm
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I could be tired... but what's the obscene word? I can't work out one that's 5 letters and ends in T, I can only think of multiple 4 letter words.

Genuine question 😀


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 7:28 pm
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😐


 
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He was probably pissed.


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 7:56 pm
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He was probably pissed.

Pissed? [url=

I'd be livid![/url]


 
Posted : 11/11/2013 7:58 pm

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