Twat on a Langster.
 

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http://yodagoat.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/langster.html

I'm sure some folk on here will like this. A big shout out to my Beeach Alex222.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 12:31 am
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hohoho, the first word rhymes with hat but starts with a T.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 12:32 am
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Hope you don't mind me saying that I feel you've perhaps got a bit excited / over-sensitive about having a fixed gear, drop handlebarred commuter. Very nice it is too.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 12:51 am
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Shhhhh, don't shout about it too loud. Plus I've got a freewheel on it so I'm cheatin.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 1:14 am
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Shhhhh, don't shout about it too loud. Plus I've got a freewheel on it so I'm cheatin.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 1:14 am
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you ****


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 1:19 am
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you want to **** my **** eh?


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 1:25 am
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i will not just * your * i will * your * so brutally that you will wish i had * your * instead!!!!!


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 1:32 am
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**** off! You really want to **** my ****??? Thats ****ed.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 1:36 am
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I see the Tourettes medication hasn't kicked in yet Winston. Nae luck enjoy yer bike.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:06 am
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****.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 10:14 am
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I read that assuming it was a nobbish teenager with an instagram fettish but presubably with the ability to dish out some suffering on a group ride to back up his manners. Imagine my suprise to see a fat, middle aged, anrgry, scottish bloke looking like he was about to have a heart atack in the last pic.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 12:38 pm
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I'm not middle aged! I'm only 31!
Hard paper round y'see.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 12:40 pm
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Well **** my hat!


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 12:43 pm
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Does TINAS win the prize for the caption competition on that photo? Certainly seems apt to me.

fat, middle aged, anrgry, scottish bloke looking like he was about to have a heart atack


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 12:44 pm
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TINAS is winning so far! 😆


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 12:52 pm
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Imagine my suprise to see a fat, middle aged, anrgry, scottish bloke looking like he was about to have a heart atack in the last pic.

This comment has cheered me immensely, especially the "fat middle aged" bit 😀 The F*ng T is never away from my house on that Darkside Twunt machine !

Get a proper bike. Ye'll never make it all the way to CC Bloom's on that thing 8)


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 12:56 pm
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The special delivery LPG safety coupling courier was not having a good day.....


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 1:01 pm
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Winston had heard Boaby was having a happy hour on pies at 'The Clansman' , time to put the hammer doon.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 1:11 pm
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The Yaks bumming alert app triggered some activity at the old sub wrecks at Aberlady bay , time to put the hammer doon.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 1:25 pm
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Yeah, definitely looks like he's trying to get somewhere in a hurry.

He mentioned he's been using that "Grinder" app on his phone to make new friends as things have been a bit slow on Twuntface 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 4:23 pm
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Qute a few folk in the running now. Keep up the good work.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 5:14 pm
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i cant caption that pic without being very very nasty you fat old ****


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 5:29 pm
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caption

over weight cyclist in dismay after the daunting realization that he will not make the cake shop in time for the pensioners discount.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 5:31 pm
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Last nights double chilli death curry was wrecking its terrible revenge 20 miles in to his half century ride today.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 5:54 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:47 pm
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Being late for his Social Skills Lesson with GW had put the fear of God into The ****.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 9:19 pm
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Ha ha good one Menmuir you complete ****. 😆


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 9:23 pm
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W? on a faux-fixie shocker!


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 9:24 pm
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The firework up the arse approach meant a guaranteed Strava KOM, but come the time for the shower of sparks regrets started to set in...


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 9:31 pm
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You ****s are doing ****ing well. Keep 'em coming! 😆


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 10:18 pm

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