[Closed] Today’s eBay bargain.

I like the way that the description starts with the word “classic”. It’s a bold claim for what appears to be essentially a motorised filing cabinet.

That saddle !

TBF he does note the saddle under the disadvantages section as "Not comfortable seat"

My immediate impression was 'post-apocalyptic Deliveroo bike.'

It’s a bold claim for what appears to be essentially a motorised filing cabinet.

It's not built in Halifax is it?

Is that a barbecue on the back?

In practical terms it’s a motorbike as it’s got no pedals or chainset.

It’s also fugly as hell!!

Early Orange 5 prototype?

One could courier a lot of drugs on that. Or pizza.

Have You ever dreamed for a bike built only from the best parts..?

Why yes, yes I have. It did not look like that...

I love that it still has a bb fitted despite no cranks. Perhaps thats where you're meant to wedge your feet?

How much do you think it weighs?

Can't say I've seen many bike sales include a jack.

Mad Max meets fatbike.

£5,768.94 plus £320 postage, bargain for a 'unique masterpiece project'.

Some people really are delusional. We should get together and buy it and scrap it just to get it off the street! It looks dangerous.

Does it come in any other colours? I feel the black/silver wouldn't really stand out in a crowd.

My personal favourite bit of the description/specification is this

Temperature : Yes

🙂

If Homer Simpson designed a bike.....also why £5768.00?? is thats its scap weight worth?

Where do the rider's legs go?

First glance, I thought it was an orange

Can someone send a question on eBay and ask what the temperature thing is ?
Engine temp, ambient temp, battery temp - the mind boggles.

19kg! More like 30-40kg of utter shite.

Is that a specialist seat for 'conditions'...?

One of the recommended bikes in that ebay advert for me was 'retro vegan bike'!