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[Closed] This week's "ATGNI" FAIL

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Wandering around a posh bit of Glasgow's West End, I passed a guy cleaning his roadie.

It was a spotless S-Works Venge with ENVE wheels (£8K bike?), and he spraying the shit out of every part of it possible with GT85s - headset, hub bearings everything.

There was a nice puddle of GT85 on the pavement 😐


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 8:46 pm
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That surely makes it slippy and more aerodynamic ?? 😆


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 8:47 pm
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his bike will smell nice!

Oh, and WTF does ATGNI mean?


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 9:04 pm
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[b]A[/b]ll [b]T[/b]he [b]G[/b]ear [b]N[/b]o [b]I[/b]dea


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 9:10 pm
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All The GT85, No Idea


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 9:10 pm
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All The Gear No Idea i think


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 9:10 pm
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Experience tells me that, more often than not, price of bike is inversely proportional to rider's mechanical nous.


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 9:45 pm
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Experience tells me that, more often than not, price of bike is inversely proportional to rider's mechanical nous.

By that logic anyone riding a BSI must be a pro road team mechanic?


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 10:08 pm
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and all over his rims I'd imagine - good luck stopping that.


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 10:24 pm
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was he a Halfords mechanic?


 
Posted : 07/09/2014 10:43 pm
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I just saw a feminist landlady set fire to her bar.

All the Greer no idea


 
Posted : 08/09/2014 8:01 am
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Third Reich architecture?

All the Speer, no idea.


 
Posted : 08/09/2014 8:05 am
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I just assumed he'd fat fingered GIANT 😀

I was in the car park of a well known Welsh trail centre a week or so ago and there was a guy doing exactly the same to a pretty high spec Orange 5, even the wife turned to me and said he may have trouble stopping!


 
Posted : 08/09/2014 8:17 am
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To The Manor Born?

All the DeVere, no idea.

Sorry. 😐


 
Posted : 08/09/2014 8:20 am
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Maybe he has watched GCN's 'How to clean your bike' video, but had no WD40 to hand:


 
Posted : 08/09/2014 8:42 am
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What tyre's for riding through light petroleum distilates?

In his defence, I spray everything bar the brakes/grips/saddle with GT85 after a wash, stops the mud sticking.


 
Posted : 08/09/2014 8:48 am
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Our office manager totally failed when organising our Christmas party last year. He told us all the wrong date and when we turned up at the brewery they just weren't ready for us

All the Beer and no idea

I've got another 4 of these by the way... It's helped keep my mind occupied at work!


 
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Should've popped in for a cup of char Al. *

* once you'd left the posh bit


 
Posted : 08/09/2014 4:37 pm
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We walked past your old pad George.

Will make contact next time.


 
Posted : 10/09/2014 9:30 pm

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