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That would've scared the bejeezus outta me!
now you know who's in the woods on your nightrides 😉
now you know who's in the woods on your nightrides
i know! those woods are spooky enough at night!
Still not as scary as the foot long pink rubber c*ck we found in Castell Coch one night.
I once came across 50 druids in Robes, dancing round a fire and chanting in 3 part harmony 😯
Bra trees always make me smile ...
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...This time of year the xmas tree decorations in Aspley guise woods are cute too.
i once found a pack of 'men only' behind a tree in the surrey hills!
I saw a Freddie mercury lookalike, complete with leather cap and trousers being a mono-sexual in bournemouth. You know what I mean.
He was not expecting to be lit up by a speeding bike with lights.
I heard that one group in north Wales came a cross a man with a video camera on one side of the trail, and his wife stretched out on a fur coat the other side . They whizzed through. The whole group probably made it into their special home movie.
Stuey are the woods in Aspley Guise any good? I'm not too far and always looking out for new places to ride 🙂
goldilocks cottage in the Wyre forest usually throws up some unusual sights, such as the guy filming a young lady in a little red riding hood robe...just the robe mind
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A few weeks ago - amazingly - some two-dimensional, paper-based grot - I didn't think that existed any more due to t'internet. Said grot was in poor condidition due to the rain, but even so it brought back lovely childhood memories of discovering grot stashes down the gravel pits as a kid. Happy days.
Stolen golf buggies in Esholt woods
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any one got a dock leaf
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oh, i've got hedge porn pics, but it'd cost me a ban to post them!
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Our local 'Clootie Well'. Spooky at night, just plain minging during the day.
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I came across an 'adult photo shoot' once when riding in Sutton Park with my mum and my aunt!
And not something I found but more the situation. A week after watching The Blair Witch me and a couple of mates got lost in Cannock Chase with no lights at twilight, it soon got dark and we were shifting ourselves. We ended up walking for two hours before getting to Lichfield. We were bloody releaved to see street lights.
Spin - what is that?!
Rattlesnake 😮
Your mum and aunt were in an adult photo shoot? 😉
On a nightride with a bloke called snakebite and someone else over Cannock Chase we saw a fixed light where it should have been darkness so we decided to ride over and see what was going on.
We found a very young and nervous copper standing guard over a scenes of crime with police tape marking an area with a gazebo type tent. After some chat it turned out to be suspected human remains. Cakebite then proceeded to tell a totally inappropriate joke before we departed. They dropped me on the next climb where i got the he be je be's!
It made the news the following day.
It made the news the following day.
Getting a little scared made the news?!
It made the news the following day.Getting a little scared made the news?!
Slow news day i bet.
not so much on the trail as in the trail itself
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Lots of men walking around on their own up clent hills at dusk in the summer. If you watched from the top every now and then two would meet and disappear into the undergrowth.
In the wyre rode past a bloke in one of the car parks who seemed to be in mid stroke with his partner or friend watching from the car. Though why she not assisting and carried on.
maccruiskeen - Member
not so much on the trail as in the trail itself
Wow dude WTF is that??? 😯
Are they dentures that have been turned to stone by properties of water? Like teddies at 'that cave'?
Cool!!!!
Dental casts, or whatever the technical term is for them.
Plaster casts of your teeth.
Fossilised boob.
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Wow dude WTF is that???
AS above, a few hundred kilos of plaster casts of teeth used to fill potholes in the track.
human skeleton in a burnt out car
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Isn't there a bike up a tree on the Monkey trail?
That is the bike on the monkey trail just before upper cliff
StuE - I hope you tried to get them out that mud, that looks fun!
Ha, no wonder the picture rang a bell. When you say just before upper cliff, where exactly?
Riding the cliff top path from Milford on Sea to Barton on Sea in Hampshire one summer evening I once came across a man striding purposefully along the path playing a set of bagpipes.
When you say just before upper cliff, where exactly?
You may have seen it in various positions near the start of the Upper Cliff climb
Not while on a bike but while out fishing the Trent at Newark I came across a bloke that had hung himself about a month before , luckily it was january otherwise I would have smelt him before I saw him, im still wary when out in woods on the bike that I may find similar- it never leaves you that sight
I love this thread, so interesting/freaky.
I found a dusty trail some months back, no I didn't dream it I really did.
Still not as scary as the foot long pink rubber c*ck we found in Castell Coch one night.
Who is Castell Coch ?
Riding once over The Coppice, a notorious dogging spot on a hill above Accrington with two lads from Cycle Chat. There's the stone base of an old monument and bending over it was a ghastly chavvy fat bint with a backside like uncooked pastry, pants around her ankles and a young gentleman standing behind her pleasuring them both. As we cycled past, eyes averted in embarrassment, she turned around and screeched; "Eh you ****ers, you comin' over for some?"
As we rode away down the hill we met two other young gentlemen walking up a few minutes apart, both looking shifty and guessed they were the next in line..... ugh!
Globati... that's minging... how many of you are google mapping The Coppice?!
Only ever seem to find porn mags, normally of the elder generation.
On my local circuit there is this small wooden bridge at the bottom of quite a long steep hill over a stream in the woods. This girl was bent over with her fella behind giving her one! They saw me coming from a distance and then pretended to "hug". I blasted past and shouted go on son! I looked behind and only the girl was smiling back! Fit aswell!
I once found a phone. On a seperate ocassion I found a water bottle.
Can't believe no ones done this yet-
"Oh yah man, i like, toadally found myself on the trails dude."
Like the OP I once found a zombie costume crucified between two trees accross the trail.
Saw it from a distance at night and assumed it was just some signage reflecting my lights.
Propperly shart myself!
Didn't help that there must have been hundreds of deer in the (fairly small) woods, so wherever I looked there were eyes staring back at me for the rest of the ride.
Swinley give's me the heebiejeebies at night on my own, especialy knwoing Broadmoor is just over the wall! Wasn't there an STW'er in the woods the night Wolfman escaped?
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There are some weird people around, for sure.
If it hadn't been for Graham Kendrick and his mates messing everything up most of those superstitious types woud still be safely corralled in churches enjoying a bit of Latin gobbledegook and mystery.
This girl was bent over with her fella behind giving her one! They saw me coming
I think I've seen that bike on the monkey at Cannock. Is it a really old red rigid raleigh?
I've only seen it once and when I cycled past it I imagined some fat chav bringing that thing all the way up to cannock to ride the trails then getting so p'ed off with it and his lack of fitness that he abandoned it half way round and walked back to his car.
This place was on the market for £180K in Standish Woods near Stroud
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Guess what you would always find on the Porno trail in 50 Acre, Bristol? Loads of the things and it seemed frequently updated.
Bloke with a parrot on this shoulder in Leigh Woods.
Years back night riding in Leigh Woods came across a tramp camping in the woods. Scared the shit out of me as he glared through the trees. I made a very fast exit.
The crutches win it for me.
Not sure what it is but right now it's probably on eBayI think I've seen that bike on the monkey at Cannock. Is it a really old red rigid raleigh?
This Is CannockThe crutches win it for me
🙂
The oddest thing I ever found on a ride was six Gurkahs setting up their bivi's on either side of the singletrack I was on..... I felt quite rude hammering past them.
Surprised no one has posted a pic of the various self help `shrines' up at Cannock yet.
I've not visited the Cannock Chase Hoisery shrine for a while.
Saw proper Army guys looking for the IRA many years ago.
Also watched a porn shoot, I guess we found it interesting but not as good as youd imagine.
Plenty of grot inc German fetish DVDs.
Mate found a slick-lips, reckoned he didnt try it.
riding with Will in ambergate, a full on mediaeval recreation was a bit odd.
lots of dogging too riding through various car parks in the sticks.
self help shrines?? please elaborate?, I've been up there many times but never [i]come[/i]( 😆 ) across anything like that, what you on about?
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riding with Will in ambergate, a full on mediaeval recreation was a bit odd.lots of dogging too riding through various car parks in the sticks.
That was indeed rather odd. Happened across another medieval recreation group when I was in Oxford a week or so back.
There is a Knicker tree in Blidworth woods. A famous dogging spot so often came "groups" always find it a little weird tbh.
We've found a skull, and two of us cam across about 15 young ladies around a camp fire in school uniforms, erm "experimenting" in various positions.
No we didn't join in, just rode away quickly to avoid a "Lycra" moment.
a full on mediaeval recreation was a bit odd
I remember passing thru some kind of saxons versus normans affair. One of them was obviously designated as safety officer: at his cry of 'cyclist coming through' all hostilities ceased & there was a clatter of fallen weaponry. The geekery was off-the-scale (i.e. approaching mountain biker levels).
I rode through a [i]Casualty[/i] shoot in Leigh Woods one night - a bunch of ambulances, arc lights & misc emergency types, with people screaming at me to stay clear. I work for the NHS, and - for a moment - I still thought it was the real thing. 😳
Rode through a Merlin shoot once in Ashridge/ ivinghoe beacon 🙂 Me and my cousin were riding a footpath in the hills near chequers when none other than the prime minister David Cameron happened to be out for a stroll with a few casually dressed body guards! We quickly pulled of the path and let him walk past with a smile and a wave 🙂
BMW photoshoot for the (then) new 3 series.
Self help shrine = a selection of ladies underwear, specialist magazines and a home made swing seat in the trees 😯
In Wentwood some WW2 re enactment people, seeing SS soldiers with machine guns was a bit weird, also in Wentwood two fat men pleasuring each other in a Fiat Panda, that was darkly funny.
So I was mincing along this morning thinking 'my rides are so dull, I never see any werewolves / false teeth / fosilised boobs' when I came across this 🙂
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Riding once over The Coppice, a notorious dogging spot on a hill above Accrington with two lads from Cycle Chat. There's the stone base of an old monument and bending over it was a ghastly chavvy fat bint with a backside like uncooked pastry, pants around her ankles and a young gentleman standing behind her pleasuring them both. As we cycled past, eyes averted in embarrassment, she turned around and screeched; "Eh you ****ers, you comin' over for some?"As we rode away down the hill we met two other young gentlemen walking up a few minutes apart, both looking shifty and guessed they were the next in line..... ugh!
I never knew Coppice was a dogging spot, kings highway is but not there.
although i'll pop up this week for a look as i live next to it 😀
I've seen a couple.
a woman giving some bloke a "happy ending" next to anglezarke Res
and i came across a wizard, a warrior and soemthing that could of been an Orc in some woods near Darwen 😀
and i came across a wizard, a warrior and soemthing that could of been an Orc in some woods near Darwen
Whatever turns you on phil.....
Several years ago, in the middle of nowhere - several miles north of Callander:
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...when I came across this
Bloody hell, someone's abandoned a Carrera in the woods...!
Have come across some of those dubious live roleplay types in Woburn doing dungeons n dragon things in costumes, funny.
Do you mind! It's a Genesis 8)
Never found anything as good as these but this is a cracking thread.