Things (bikes) that...
 

  You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more

[Closed] Things (bikes) that make you go MMMMM !!

65 Posts
51 Users
0 Reactions
197 Views
Posts: 0
Full Member
Topic starter
 

Is it me, or is this:

[img] [/img]

Pretty darn Stunning! 😆

Post some pics of bikes you'd like to swing a leg over!


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 6:41 pm
Posts: 65918
Full Member
 

The orange Foes Mutz I've seen on the roof of a car at glentress a few times. Never seen it not on a roof, or muddy.

[img] http://www.imtbtrails.com/forum/attachments/foesmutz2015front-angle1sm-jpg.6280/ [/img]


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 6:43 pm
Posts: 1190
Free Member
 

maxtorque - Member
Is it me, or is this:
Pretty darn Stunning

I saw that and thought the same thing. Proves you do have some taste despite that gopping thing you've bought. 😆


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 7:23 pm
Posts: 1503
Free Member
 

That Intense is frikin lovely!


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 8:52 pm
 grey
Posts: 104
Full Member
 

I've seen that Foes dirty at the Café, Northwind 🙂 it does look good.


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 8:52 pm
Posts: 728
Free Member
 

Is it me

Yes, it's you. That thing is vile.


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 9:08 pm
Posts: 50252
Free Member
 

That Intense looks gopping and cheap.
That Foes, while it looks a whole heap of fun, is hardly a thing of beauty.

OK, Ok, I know...beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that.


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 9:16 pm
Posts: 1130
Free Member
 

Green things should have a Kawasaki badge on them.

This on the other hand...

[img] ?dl=1[/img]

..is in my garage 🙂


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 9:20 pm
Posts: 7812
Full Member
 

I wouldn't say either of those is particularly aesthetically pleasing.

Purposeful and fun looking yes.

My fs isn't pretty either. I still see it and think yay I want to go play on that but it is not pretty!


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 9:21 pm
Posts: 12329
Full Member
 

Klein Nightstorm.

[img] [/img]

[i]That's[/i] how you do a paint job


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 9:37 pm
Posts: 94
Full Member
 

Love the intense! The Foes, is nice but I'd lose the fat tyres!! 😉

Epic is lovely too!


 
Posted : 29/03/2016 10:03 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

Ok... so it might only be 3 Ms, but fulfils the brief


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 7:04 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Disappointing so far. Not sure some carbon full suss monstrosity has ever made me go "MMM".


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 8:42 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] http://http://www.victoire-cycles.com/en/our-bikes/our-creations/victoire-mtb-formula.html [/img]

I don't know how to post the image, but here's a link. I'm sure somebody with good IT on here could do it.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 8:59 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
Posts: 17366
Full Member
 

Renovo Badash, just needs the ugly derailleur removed.

[img] ?3600[/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 9:51 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

Infact most things from Tom's [url= https://www.instagram.com/demon_frameworks/ ]DEMON FRAMEWORKS INSTAGRAM[/url] page.

MMMMmmmm indeed. (Plus occasional shots of his Volvo Amazon for good measure)


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 10:16 am
Posts: 22
Free Member
 

"Renovo Badash, just needs the ugly derailleur removed."

id rather burn that, than be seen on it :O


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 10:25 am
Posts: 5909
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 10:31 am
Posts: 40225
Free Member
 

Not sure about those green forks on the Intense.

I'm not that interested in titanium or hardtails usually, but I would love a go on one of these...
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 11:42 am
Posts: 2386
Free Member
 

Anything with a bent seat tube disqualifies itself, so do all "shitting dogs".

For me it's this:

[img] [/img]

Shand Drove with Rohloff+belt … mmmm!


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 11:52 am
Posts: 40225
Free Member
 

Anything with a bent seat tube disqualifies itself

But it's totally there for function rather than form.

415mm chainstays on a 29er!


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 12:00 pm
Posts: 17
Free Member
 

Anything with a bent seat tube disqualifies itself

and then you post a photo of a bogging bent downtube?


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 12:03 pm
 grum
Posts: 4531
Free Member
 

Surely you can't be serious about that Renovo Badash? That's one of the ugliest bikes I've seen for a while.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 12:04 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

That Kona looks a right giggle. Looks lush.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 12:06 pm
Posts: 40225
Free Member
 

Surely you can't be serious about that Renovo Badash?

I think the build kit looks out of place on it, and it's not really my kind of thing - BUT assuming it's built from ash, it's surely the greatest bike name pun ever?

And I'd love a go on one.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 12:28 pm
Posts: 342
Free Member
 

Renovo Badash, just needs the [s]ugly[/s] frame removed.

fixed.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 1:38 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

[img] [/img]

I'd never buy the Moulton (already got a perfectly good TSR) but the Bow Ti is just lovely.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 1:42 pm
Posts: 5909
Free Member
 

Ibis Bow Ti is a great call.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 1:48 pm
Posts: 10485
Free Member
 

[IMG] [/IMG]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 1:49 pm
Posts: 94
Full Member
 

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 1:51 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Floats my boat, Raleigh RXS ...

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 1:54 pm
Posts: 6926
Free Member
 

I may have MMMM when I took this out of the box:
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 2:01 pm
Posts: 65918
Full Member
 

That katoom would be nice with a proper fork on it.

Considering this is a 150mm 29er, I think this is a pretty good job

[img] [/img]

Manages to look pretty normal, I really like the lines from rear axle to bars

(I own one of the cheaper ones but it's not as nice looking)


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 2:02 pm
Posts: 1961
Free Member
 

The Mutz looks a lot of fun, the Intense makes me want to go and touch myself, lovely


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 2:42 pm
 D0NK
Posts: 592
Full Member
 

Intense is well shot ie you almost miss the fact that it's got crank bros wheels on it. Other than that it looks fun but not really nice looking. As someone said, it has purposeful, in spades (as well as ££££s)

rest of the posted options are a bit bleurgh*

That victoire isn't bad, the bent down is a minor niggle whereas the nicely understated frame and forks are completely let down by the stickertastic cranks and wheels.

*I wouldn't disagree with riding/owning any of them, but they sure aint lookers.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 2:54 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

Saw one of these frames in the flesh last week, its breathtakingly beautiful.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 2:58 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I'm a big fan of the mondraker xc bike. The integrated stem looks lush in the flesh.
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 3:05 pm
Posts: 4143
Free Member
 

Colnago Master X

[img] [/img]

Or Cinelli Supercorsa

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 3:14 pm
Posts: 11884
Full Member
 

ferrals - you have to be kidding, that looks like a Wildebeest taking a crap, never mind a dog!


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 5:14 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

It's even got it written on the top tube, Mondraker Pooium!


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 5:26 pm
Posts: 107
Full Member
 

Poor show so far. The only ones I've liked are the ti kona and northwind's BMC although the bucksaw's alright too. Now the new stooge ti fat bike..... mmmmmm.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 6:25 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Posts: 417
Full Member
 

Kingdom Vendetta 2 ...want it.
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 7:47 pm
Posts: 121
Free Member
 

Lord! That Shand is gorgeous.

I love the Foes and the Intense too.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 7:57 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Good god, there are some ugly bikes on this thread (and this coming from someone who owns a couple of Knollys) 😆


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 9:26 pm
Posts: 50252
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 9:30 pm
Posts: 10942
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 9:33 pm
Posts: 10942
Free Member
 

theres more...

[img] ?format=1000w[/img]

[img] ?format=1000w[/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 9:51 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I love the lines of my Canyon but I'm biased
[img] [/IMG]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 10:04 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I'm a big fan of the mondraker xc bike. The integrated stem looks lush in the flesh.

It looks like a constipated hyena.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 10:35 pm
Posts: 46
Free Member
 

That Breezer is perfect.

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 11:41 pm
Posts: 9180
Full Member
 

Once built a customers Breezer up like that. Just gorgeous.


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 2:39 am
Posts: 17
Free Member
 

well the only m has been attached to meh....

beauty is really in the eye of the beholder. Saying that not sure how anyone could think those fat bikes with skinny tubes look anything other than wrong..
[img] [/img]
Hipster Stig?


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 2:45 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

It looks like a constipated hyena.

ferrals - you have to be kidding, that looks like a Wildebeest taking a crap, never mind a dog!

Nah in the flesh it looks fast. Clearly not everyones cup of tea, but I see it more as a raging bull!

Beauties in the eye of the beholder though, I like the look of fast xc race bikes, hash-tag enduro bikes whith lokts of tavel and massive tyres look like cartoon representations of bikes to me.

It's just a shame those inverted RS forks are reputedly so rubbish!


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 10:07 am
Posts: 1589
Full Member
 

Again I'm biased, but it might look better cos I used to have an Ellsworth!!.

[img][URL= http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s499/teamslug4/IMG_2111_zpszlikisqp.jp g" target="_blank">http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s499/teamslug4/IMG_2111_zpszlikisqp.jp g"/> [/IMG][/URL][/img]


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 10:22 am
Posts: 2570
Full Member
 

I guess this thread just goes to show how subjective and personal aesthetics can be. Personally, none of the bikes posted so far have really caught my eye, at least not in a good way. That Mondraker is certainly visually arresting, but it looks hunchbacked to me. The Demon Frameworks head tube works well as an impressive piece of metal sculpture, but I don't think I want or need a bike to look like that.


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 11:53 am
Posts: 2053
Full Member
 

This makes me cry with desire
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 7:15 pm
Posts: 17366
Full Member
 

ChrisL - Member
I guess this thread just goes to show how subjective and personal aesthetics can be...

My choice wasn't based on aesthetics, but on the nature of the bike.

A properly constructed laminated wood bike is definitely something I want to try out, ie [i]"Post some pics of bikes you'd like to swing a leg over!"[/i]


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 8:20 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Aesthetic considerations aside, I'd really like to try out this 'Dirty Sixer' 36" wheel bike.

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 8:33 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

A "Downduroed" 😆 and potentially slackened/custom geo Giant Reign Advanced

[img] ?1426274241[/img]

Giant make nice, clean looking bikes these days.


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 8:41 pm
Posts: 40225
Free Member
 

+1 epicyclo

This thread is supposed to be about bikes you want to ride, not look at - init?

Is there anyone who wouldn't want a go on that wooden bike?


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 10:29 pm
Posts: 1661
Free Member
 

Lots of nostalgia here. At the risk of sounding like an old grump, bikes were prettier back in the day. These days seems to be more function over form, particularly when it comes to carbon. Back in the day, the opposite was true. Lots of stunning bikes, but not a patch on today's handling.

BTW Wookster - if you fancy scratching that itch, I am selling my Moots Psyclo X RSL disc........


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 6:58 am
Posts: 94
Full Member
 

Sola, thanks mate! But my Ritchley is doing the job at the moment! 😉


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 7:37 am
Posts: 17366
Full Member
 

solarider - Member
Lots of nostalgia here. At the risk of sounding like an old grump, bikes were prettier back in the day.

I saved this pic from eBay a few years ago because it was a bike I thought was pretty. Does form and function pretty well IMO

1900 Laclede

Or maybe it's a modern gravel bike with relaxed "modern" trail geometry. Note the 2" tyres.

[url= https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1585/26073414892_b4cbf10edd_o.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1585/26073414892_b4cbf10edd_o.jp g"/> [/img][/url]

(pic ex_eBay_Oldlugs_2008)


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 7:57 am
Posts: 9180
Full Member
 

^^ That is beautiful.


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 9:57 pm

6 DAYS LEFT
We are currently at 95% of our target!