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Axe
Beard
Camping
Mtb
Nice bit of lawn
Expensive looking down jacket
Proper incandescent light bulb
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Granted he seems to have rather taken against his bike but it's probably got the wrong sized wheels.
From this rather good article about riding bicycles up and down mountains.
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at last ... hes finally realised that the colour white is not suitable for a mountain bike.
no dog
no audi
🙂
Tents look a bit cheap, although the bloke is evidently a Big Hitter.
Tents look a bit [s]cheap[/s]
niche, the tent is niche! 🙄
He has real life friends in the background...
niche, the tent is niche!
And vintage!
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Fixed
no sign of coffee making paraphernalia.
no "faux-artisan" wood burning stove
Utter rage at idiotic first world problem - tick.
Where's the border terrier?
It's an older model Commencal so that explains his rage-a-hol attack....however no fold up burner or bespoke mongoose-crap coffee on the boil?
🙁Proper incandescent light bulb
I'm obviously behind the curve so looks like I'll have to replace all my low energy LEDs.Mind you at least I'll be able to see what I'm doing at last.
He has real life friends in the background
Nahh the gut bent over is dropping the mother of all SBD's in his direction,
and the guy in stripey sweater is practising for his evening prank of taking a dump in the Axe wielders helmet.
Am I alone in seeing this?
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^ good shout
I think you are.
EDIT Maybe not
You're definitely alone in seeing that specific picture!
Needs:
More beards
a wood burner / logpile
Espresso cup / aeropress
a shed
a mobile phone to take IT support calls while on call
trail dog
uneven paving / weeds
a magazine cover talking about 27.5 leaning against a row of 26" wheeled bikes.
...yes I would like to see our resident photoshop experts "go wild", maybe along the lines of [url=
m'll Paint It[/url] on Facebook 🙂