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Eat bacon like a boss every morning?
Trousers sag to show your Arse to the world?
Drive/ride a manly vehicle?
Wolf whistle at passing 'birds'?
How much of a Geezer are you?
Man stuff. 'Wight?
Eat bacon every week, but not daily
Trousers securely fitted around waist with a belt from my extensive collection
Is a Kaffenback manly? I'm thinking not
Pretty crap at whistling and i think i'd be a bit embarresed at whistling at "birds" any way
Guess i'm not all that geezerish at all 😳
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I'm with Bazz - metrosexuality is where it's at these days!
Sorry bazz, with a name like bazz you are definitely a ****ing geezer mate
I'd better up my game then hadn't I 😆
Danny fackin Dyer is he the daddy
Does quorn bacon count, lovely in a bagel with some saute tom's 😆
Happily 0% geezer here.
I trump your Danny Fackin Dyer with Ray Winstone. Man crisps, Wight.
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Not me, I'm a 100% gentleman, until someone blows a whistle to start a cyclocross race.
I'm so un geezer its untrue..also not a bloke either
I'm totally not a geezer.
According to one of my geezer mates, a whisky and ginger is crime worse than asking for directions. I clearly should have drank a lager as it is more manly apparently. That's Fosters. Pffffffft !!!
As I live in Essex work it out for yourself if the rest of the country think iam a "geezer" 😀
I used to work with the geezers and if they called me a f...... W..... I would retort "surely that is an oxymoron?".
There would be blank faces all round.
zippykona/10 😆
And I'm about 1% geeeeeeeez. It's enough!
I must be a geezer as I don't wax my chest or arms, have wide bars and wear baggies.
I never thought I was anything even close to being a geezer but I saw my first banger race recently and loved it. Maybe I'm on the turn!!
discipline maketh the geez'- Roots Manuva