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I have been stalked for around 1 hour whilst riding. It was extremely distressing and there was nobody around to help. 😐

It was an Army helicopter, swooping down very low [s]checking out my ar$e[/s] then heading off followed by returning, swooping low, circling and repeat.

What's a girl to do in these situations?

😉


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:02 pm
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Fake a crash and see if they land?


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:03 pm
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Open fire?


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:04 pm
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Moon them.


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:05 pm
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Get the hell off MOD land maybe?


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:05 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:07 pm
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If you got it, flaunt it!


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:07 pm
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[quote=ddmonkey ]Fake a crash and see if they [s]land [/s]offer you a lift home


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:10 pm
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Well, I reckon us cyclists are pretty useful when they're doing their manoeuvres. Should I have waved perhaps?

If you got it, flaunt it!

The only thing I was flaunting was my unfitness. 😀


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:11 pm
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Sure you're not getting a bit paranoid CG?

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Have you been at the nose-candy again? 😀


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:11 pm
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That wasn't a helicopter...

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This is Bat country


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:14 pm
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possible?


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:17 pm
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"checking out my ar$e"

Dambusters were last week?


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:18 pm
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I've always waved at military helicopters and the occupants have always waved back.

Well they're gesturing anyway; I just presume it's a friendly wave.

They might be indicating for me to run, duck or maybe just calling me something rude 😀


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:19 pm
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....harangued by man with large chopper.............


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:34 pm
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put a picture up of said rear end, let the STW massive decide wether we chip in together and buy a collective military chopper...


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:41 pm
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I nod, they nod back. One Top Gun to another Trail Top Gun 😉


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:46 pm
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bat country.. genius

*wanders off to find his copy of fear and loathing*


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:50 pm
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High five Hora!!

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😀


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 2:52 pm
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Post of the week there binners! My keyboard and screen are now covered in tea.... 😆


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 3:00 pm
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i've seen a few apache longbows flying around,when i have been out.the first time was pretty cool actually,i was near beckhampton roundabout (on a farm track).a longbow apache came into view from a distance,then proceeded to start hovering below some trees then rising up again and doing it again * .they were pretty close to me so i had an excellent view of the heli (they make a fantastic sound).i must admit to loving apache heli's (not for their killing potential/just for their ability as a helicopter.they look cool also 8)

*for anyone who doesn't know,the longbow apache has a camera mounted above the main rotor blades,so it can hover behind cover,and still see all around it 8) [img] [/img]


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 3:05 pm
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Posted : 22/05/2013 3:05 pm
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it can hover behind cover,and still see all around

you'd need to stay hidden in that cos no-one would hear you...


 
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Cinnamon girl is that you?


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 3:13 pm
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sorry to take this in another direction but....
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you get 2 arses for the price of 1 with this...


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 3:22 pm
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😯


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 3:24 pm
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was it this guy

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Posted : 22/05/2013 3:26 pm
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A military helicopter landed in a field next to me when I was riding my road bike out in Spain, blew the bike right over, must be those bladed spokes. Lesson learned there - pedal away from chopper sounds.


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 3:54 pm
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That's an impressive gourd, Agentdagnamit 😀

I used to live in New Guinea, but on the eastern side where Arse-Grass and a Lap-Lap (apron) were the usual form of dress


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 4:03 pm
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Woo and hoo! Thanks for entertaining me and those (female pics) are pretty near the mark.

And for those who say that I shouldn't have been on MOD land ... actually that was earlier with Landy's roaring by and never got told off. I just don't care. 😆

c_g still rebelling. 😳


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 4:09 pm
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*for anyone who doesn't know,the longbow apache has a camera mounted above the main rotor blades,so it can hover behind cover,and still see all around it

It's Radar, not a video camera IIRC?


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 8:52 pm
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Lmao 😆


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 8:55 pm
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ah apologies thisisnotasoon 😳


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 8:58 pm
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It's Radar, not a video camera IIRC?

I think it's radar, thermal imaging and optical sights for the cannon and missiles.


 
Posted : 22/05/2013 9:13 pm

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