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[Closed] So what would your talking Oakleys say to you?

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[i] designed to give real time feedback on training and performance[/i]

[url= http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/product-news/oakley-launches-radar-pace-talking-sunglasses-288654 ]http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/product-news/oakley-launches-radar-pace-talking-sunglasses-288654[/url]

I think mine would say;

"You're out of shape.

Mind that tree, mind that tree, mind that tree, don't look at that tree.

You've hit that tree."


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:21 am
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dont stop at the cake/kebab shop...
dont stop at the cake/kebab shop...
oh ok...can i have some?


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:26 am
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We bullied people on behalf of Lance Armstrong when we knew he was a cheat


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:33 am
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In the arm there's no harm, in the arm there's no harm


 
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You call *that* air??


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:52 am
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mines would say - let me die in piece you've had your moneys worth!


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 10:08 am
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'You look like a funthammer with me on your face'


 
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You idle barsteward. Get off the couch.


 
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"Stop coasting fatboy"


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 10:22 am
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"is that sheep shit?"


 
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"You promised you wouldn't buy me. Ha ha ha"


 
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"Why did you brake [i]there[/i]? Fanny"

"Where are you? Why did you abandon me? WHY?" after i inevitably lose them


 
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"I hate you, I could be on the nose of a world down hill champion, but instead I got you"

*said in a Marvin the paranoid android voice.


 
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"We havent looked this bad since we were seen on Jimmy Savile"


 
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I think mine would just tut.


 
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Mine are female so: "you're talking to me but you're looking straight through me"


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 11:19 am

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