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Hi
I've been sent an email from one of fellow cycling buddies. I've been given the name of my secret Santa another one of my cycling friends and I've got to buy him a present (Ridiculous one!). We then are on an outing on 30th for 40 mile ride consisting of 6 pubs. Everyone has got a secret Santa and all presents have to be used on the day 🙂 it can be anything as long as it can be worn or used on the bike!
Any recommendations ?
Stabilisers!
http://www.halfords.com/cycling/accessories/kids-bike-accessories/aide-bike-stabilisers-12-20
Or anything from here:
http://www.halfords.com/cycling/accessories/kids-bike-accessories
A strap on dildo?
Quite funny for walking into the pub maybe?
More seriously, do you have a spend limit?
Apparently bicycle moustaches are the rage, combine that with a dildo voila!
Should go down errrmmm well as expected.
Around the £5 but I know some of them have broke the rules and spent £8 on a stick out helmet mirror
Get thyself to poundland for this and a bulb horn and girly dangling sparkley things.
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One of the lads at work wanted to get someone else one of those 'cock' mugs:
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But he couldn't be arsed to order one in time. So instead he bought a £1.99 white mug and wrote the 'ock' bit on it and put three miniature spirits in it. Very crap, but he crowned it by forgetting to colour in the handle, so the recipient had to use a black marker pen to do it himself.........
1p under budget
https://www.condomshopuk.com/pasante-king-size-12pc-p187?gclid=CJre87ma1cICFfQatAodalYAkA
12 to wear too 🙂
Love the baskets 🙂
More?
Half a dozen house bricks to shove in a camelbak
How about.....
Www.bushtucker.co.uk
For some pub snacks 😉
One of these handlebar mounted airplanes for children with the spinning propellor.
Or just some fluorescent strings(as in the ladies garment) to be worn on top of the bib shorts, all day. Have seen some guys cruising like this all day through spain for a couple of beers.
I got a hip flask with a miniature of single malt, a chorizo and a box of tangfastics. Bit of a result in my view.
I was bought a mankini this year but my Secret Santa. Perfect for your needs...
Bar end tassels
Barbie Basket
old fashioned horn