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Posted : 06/08/2014 7:39 pm
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Oh no, this won't go well...


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 7:40 pm
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I was thinking the same.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 7:43 pm
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LOOK In the trees it's

Danny


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 7:44 pm
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Posted : 06/08/2014 7:47 pm
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I B T L.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 7:49 pm
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I think it's good that larking about on a bike appears to make you fit and healthy looking. It also provides a positive image for females to align with.

I hope pictures like this encourage people to go out and enjoy bikes.

Edit: slowoldman just ruined my ideal 🙂


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 7:53 pm
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Have been thouroughly put off being a roadie, he looks sad 😥


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 7:54 pm
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Yikes, Wiggo looks like a druggie.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 7:55 pm
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He'd probably just completed something that earned him several hundreds of thousands sterling, he's entitled to look wasted.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 7:57 pm
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Yeah I know duntstick, it was a hilarious bit of wordplay 🙁


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 7:59 pm
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I think it's good that larking about on a bike appears to make you fit and healthy looking. It also provides a positive image for females to align with.

Nice sentiment, but too much potential to point out lack of cycling shorts/sexism/blah blah. It's actually a really nice photo, but for someone, not for the internet forum frothers.

On a mildly amusing note (and before this gets pulled) this is the first match on an image search:

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Posted : 06/08/2014 8:00 pm
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Ooof!


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:00 pm
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I'll put the kettle on.. tea anyone??

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Posted : 06/08/2014 8:00 pm
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Actually when looking for a half naked wiggo (not actually the Google search I used) I came across this, which I think shows him in a pretty positive light

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Looking cool I thought.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:04 pm
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Posted : 06/08/2014 8:06 pm
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Photo looks like she was posing for a pic when someone came into shot, dumped a bike and walked off.

Nice scenery though. Is that in the UK? Looks like it could be Canada.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:08 pm
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Godwins invoked in the Chai Wallah pic. I didn't think it'd end that way. (yes I know its prevalence in India blah blah)


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:14 pm
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Nice scenery though.

Scenery? I didn't see any scenery...? 😆


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:20 pm
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She has simply come out after forgetting to put her Keks on.
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Does happen ,
And in no way should you look at her as an object of desire as that is not what is going on here at all .


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:22 pm
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Something different about this photo, think it's the bike.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:26 pm
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Would some one please inform the young lady in question that it is in fact 2014.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:29 pm
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That really isn't the most practical cycling wear.

Yes I did type riding and then change it.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:29 pm
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The photo in the OP just looks like a cute girl in a holiday snap to me. The Cyclepassion pic looks cheesy.

I know which I prefer to see, and which version of femininity is more appealing [to me]

Other opinions are available of course. Wrong, but available.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:53 pm
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Those shoes are never compatible with SPD's, surely?


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:54 pm
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No bunny ears?


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 8:55 pm
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She doesn't normally dress like that, certainly not the time I met her. If she had I'd have probably crashed!

On a side not she was very friendly and chatty and very,very quick!
(Although I'm not that quick, for comparison)


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 9:23 pm
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Excuse my ignorance but who is this Hannah?


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 9:38 pm
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Posted : 06/08/2014 9:41 pm
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under no circumstances should you follow this link to Hannahs Instagram page, especially if you have a weak heart....

[url= http://instagram.com/hannahbarnes66 ]Hannah, on Instagram.[/url]

😉


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 9:45 pm
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cloudmine - what size are them cups?

eh, eh, phwoaarr.

i 'ate you butler etc.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 9:48 pm
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thesteriliser - I'll tell yer mam you've been looking at mucky pictures.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 10:03 pm
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I did do a double take when that appeared on my facebook feed


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 10:13 pm
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cloudmine - what size are them cups?
eh, eh, phwoaarr.
i 'ate you butler etc.

There is a reason for men's love of baps,
That is beneficial to human kind.

I will try to explain it as I understand it in simple terms as alas simple is what I am.

After a woman gives birth she should love her newborn child unconditionally.
But just as a little bit of insurance the physical act of breast feeding triggers chemicals and stuff in the mothers brain that promotes feelings of love and affection and a desire to nurture , just to help seal the deal.

Now men's love of breasts is born of this fact . As men capitalise on this fact with out even knowing it. Natures way of killing two birds with one stone. The theory being that when a man caresses and nuzzles a mate or potential mates breast it will cause the release of the same chemicals and stuff in order to help the woman develop feelings of love and affection and a desire to nuture , thus to help form a bond that will help build a strong loving family unit ant to help her put up with him leaving his dirty underpants on the bathroom floor.

So if you ever catch yourself looking at a woman's breasts, don't feel bad , it's natures way .


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 10:42 pm
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she is a wild women

[url= http://www.epictv.com/media/podcast/pro-yeti-rider-hannah-barnes-takes-on-the-world-of-mtb-%7C-wild-women-ep-5/600176?b=1 ]Hannah Barnes Wild women Epic Tv[/url]

all the Wild women vids are worth a look especially the slackline one.


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 11:08 pm
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Posted : 06/08/2014 11:18 pm
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Where's Mary Whitehouse with the ban hammer? I've heard she's back from the dead to run things around here now . . .


 
Posted : 06/08/2014 11:19 pm
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We roadies actually have our own Hannah Barnes (sister of mtber Alice) who kicks arse and owns clothes that don't fall off so much.


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 8:16 am
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And Rochelle Gilmore rides a road bike


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 8:26 am
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Actually love Hannah Barnes, always looks like she's loving riding her bike and show's us girls you can look pretty damn fine doing so!


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 8:32 am
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It's Lost Lake in Whistler.


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 8:36 am
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Without objectifying (?) anyone in particular... wiggo v Hannah is not much of a comparison is it now?


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 8:47 am
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Sorry to disappoint, but (speaking as an "internet forum frother") I have absolutely no problem with that photo.

She looks damn fine.


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 9:25 am
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I asked my other half and she said that whilst Wiggo is obviously an unfair comparison, if Thibaut Pinot wants to swan around in his smalls she'd be ok with that.


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 9:30 am
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Thank F*** for the fold!


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 9:53 am
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LOOK In the trees it's

Danny

Come to think of it, weren't she and Danny MacAskill going out at one point?


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 9:58 am
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She has very nice puppies.

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What? What were you thinking of?


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 10:12 am
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ks562
Actually love Hannah Barnes, always looks like she's loving riding her bike and show's us girls you can look pretty damn fine doing so!

This^^ The "North" video she did last year looked like great fun and a interesting trip to do on a bike 😉


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 11:09 am
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What? What were you thinking of?

Where's the other puppy?


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 11:46 am
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Surely the competition should be;
Hannah Barnes mtb http://www.hannahbarnes.co.uk/
vs
Hannah Barnes road http://www.hannahbarnes.com/
??


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 12:15 pm
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Nonsense...wiggo can do offroad stuff


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 1:17 pm
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Jamie - Freeloader!

Where's the other puppy?

If I could work Instagram I could post a pic of her with a seal pup. But I can't, so I won't. Just imagine it.

No, stop imagining it!


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 2:20 pm
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If you like cute puppies, here's mine.

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Posted : 07/08/2014 2:48 pm
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look a the fur on that !

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Posted : 07/08/2014 2:59 pm
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Are we sure this is 2014? All these puppy photos are making me think it's 1983...


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 3:02 pm
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Roadies have got Liz Hatch too.

You can google her if you want...


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 3:23 pm
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This Liz Hatch???

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But she's American?


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 4:55 pm
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Meh,I've got and enduro bike, 650b and everything and I've got abs just like hers and I'm not afraid to let my stairway to heaven and for that matter armpit hair go wild

I'd show you all some pics but the ladies of stw would all be overcome and the men riddled with inadequacy complexes


 
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owns clothes that don't fall off so much.

Well she sounds just as much fun then


 
Posted : 07/08/2014 5:32 pm

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