[Closed] Real snakeskin bike seat, yay or nay?

Wow!

Does it have a rear light in the head and the eyes flash red?

Could look like an albino turtle head while the saddle is in use.

That is , quite frankly, horrific.

I would agree Brads - on every grounds from taste to morality

That's just nasty.

Look at it this way, if karma saw fit to have these snakes murdered, stuffed in the shape of a bicycle seat to have to face an eternity of being rubbed by the sweaty perineum of a middle aged IT consultant they must have been VERY bad snakes.

Ordered. Bad snake.

Where snakes in yer ass, are absolutely free...

I must say, that is **** horrible

Are those for sale on the dark web equivalent of Wiggle / CRC?

Kayak23, take a bow (wow wow)

Looks like something from the bad taxidermy website. Wonder if there are grips to match. Is there a rattlesnake version so that you can save on purchasing a bell.

You're really contemplating this? Have a word.

And here's a lovely house to go with it.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/27785-Hidden-Cove-Rd-Cold-Spring-MN-56320/74877154_zpid/

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1432536927073411072

@devash kinda, on aliexpress:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003019473478.html

Oh yeah they are a thing, just £200 and you can pay a bit more for the carbon railed version.

@funkmasterp grips too, now theres an idea

@tonyd lol

Getting a rear puncture could be anxiety-producing.

@thols2 the prospect of painting all that knotty pine sends shivers down my spine. And polystyrene ceiling tiles in the guest bedroom WTF!

Maybe the snakes died naturally in the act of swallowing a bike saddle

How hardwearing is snake skin?

Hardwearing enough for Keef

Leaving the head on is not to my taste, but I'm not sure I can take the moral high ground given that my Lakes are leather.

Assuming some sort (and I've not thought this through) of ethical sourcing of the snake skin