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yeah
Cool antigravity helmet bro!
I said upside down
You're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me
But yeh you look like a dick
Goggles with non full face helmet?
Yes.
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Your goggles say 100% on them.
Is that a reference to the gradient of the hill you appear to be standing on?
Cool us ****! (imo)
is your razor broken?
Yes, goggles + non-full face helmet = massive Richard!
lawn needs rotating
Yes. But does it matter?
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You have a lovely chin.
Depends how well you ride - Joe Barnes pulls off goggles without a full face, but I'd look a proper knob riding around in them 😆
bearnecessities - Member
You have a lovely chin.
I think thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
My eyes are gorgeous hence the concern for covering them
Just need to do something about the lack of shoulders then, and you're sorted 🙂
Ignore them all
No-one will point and laugh
Honest
My eyes are gorgeous
Based on your photo , one eye seems to be considerably higher than the other. 😀
You look like about 20% of the field at 'Ard Rock.
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You look lush.
why is the helmet peak so high up - it must act like an air brake?
Are you the guy that used to be upside down but have now gone all sideways?
Holy Drokk!
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Maybe that's the answer to the slopy shoulder problem though.
No. You look like an Endoo-ro Wanaka.
See?
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The beard you mean?
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Is your helmet on back-to-front?
You look like an angry insect. Not sure whether that's a good or bad thing though. Are you planning on riding something epic? If so, might not look too bad. If you're off to the pub or pootling around a trail centre you'll definitely look a bit daft.
perchypanther - Member
Your goggles say 100% on them.
Is that a reference to the gradient of the hill you appear to be standing on?
POSTED 3 HOURS AGO # REPORT-
100% is a 45 degree slope. 1:1
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Hanging's too good for you. 😀
Ooh, meta pedantry, nice 🙂
Yes, you look like a moron.
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Depends how well you ride - Joe Barnes pulls off goggles without a full face, but I'd look a proper knob riding around in them
no one pulls it off TBH
perchypanther - Member
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Hanging's too good for you.
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Are you expecting it to start snowing soon?
funkmasterp - Member
....Are you planning on riding something epic? If so, might not look too bad. If you're off to the pub or pootling around a trail centre you'll definitely look a bit daft.
It was for anchor lift assisted enduro/ downhill gnar at my local ski slope . I went for a full face instead. I saw another guy with with a pisspot and goggles and just felt pity. Which is ironic as he probably looked at my shoulders and though the same.
@Alphabet , yes , already has !
100% goggles are way to big to pull it off - try a smaller frame. It's too big for your face.
Eg the Barstows, for extra old school cool - pair with the new Giro Switchblade. Take a pack of gauloise's out and the trail with you, and then sit back and watch the indignation from ex-roadies who's heads are about to explode as you cooly blow smoke in the face of everything they know about what is right and proper.
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Everyone wears wrap around glasses, the reason people don't notice is that it's not unusual. They look pretty stupid though - however the alternative is to stand out and that takes attention to detail (ie don't wear something that screws with the 1.6 golden ratio of aesthetics) and an element of not giving a shit - remember, your display of madness is an affront to cyclists everywhere, who take themselves far too seriously.
Plus, keeping your eyes in a crash is a huge boon. Especially for people with Steve Buscemi eyes, like me. 😆
do I look like a moron?
Don't listen to the haters
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