Probably a stupid headset question..

Shame there Bruneep... Means I get 17...

Missed the boat ....AGAIN!!!

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Damn - I knew I shouldn't have gone to bed....

felicitations from New Zealand 😛

I've just swapped my forks between bikes without removing the crown races.

More tea anyone?

Thanks but I'm just about to make a coffee.

Milk and two, any biscuits?

hob nob?

ginger nut

or a bourbon

ginger nut

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The fat:protein ratio is soooooo un XC jeyboywhippet

so if we eat to many do we need ot get a reinforced crown race mmmmm where would we get one of them from?

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Can I just say this is the second time I've been on page 17?

Can I just say this is the second time I've been on page 17?

I'm not stopping you.

Out riding last night and it started to rain. Presumably due to industrial pollution from the adjoining smog-blighted wastelands of Lancashire, the rain was soooo acidic, that little ring thing that sits at the bottom of my headset and on top of me fork crown (what they called again?) - anyway, to cut a dull story short, it dissolved.
Being a sustainably minded eco-warrier I fashioned this from trailside Blackthorn:
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I reckon I could be onto a winner - thought I'd call it the 'Crown of Thorns'. What do y'aal think?

All I need now is a globally recogniseable celebrity to wear it in my advertising and I'll be rich I tell thee.

Who could I sign up I wonder - time is short, I want to get max exposure over the Easter break......

Beckham's not doing much for the next few months.
Failing that, simonfbarnes?

I was really thinking loin cloth and beard......?

Yeah...simonfbarnes.

sfb in a loincloth?

The boggies would crucify him!

He would be a GOD!

[rubs eyes]

so, been away for three weeks... did i miss much?

Can I chip in.?

Bugger i missed the 666 but do i get the next page?

Nope.

No i didn't, bugger

Ah well one can try

Cough

I bet this isn't it.....

17x40 = 680.

Taking an early night. Keep up the good work.

Ca plan pour moi

me

moi

ego

I

Lanky git

wait for it...

More tea?

Always wanted another chance to turn 18

😀

I'm feeling so alone here on page 18.

Please can somebody come and have tea with me.

BOO HOO HOO

How sad are you doing that - no wonder you're called sofa tester. I'm off to end it all.

Some selfish, thoughtless, heathen spoiled it the first time I passed 18 too.

😥
😥
😥

Gathers himself up and wobbles off to BoBo's

......got any biccies?

It's possible, but i really could'nt say.

Biccies??
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Missed it again.

I'm dying for a nice cup of tea... Can someone pop the kettle on please?

Can someone pop the kettle on please?

Sorry - sun's over the yardarm.
Just come back from a run, had a shower and I know there's a big bottle of Becks in the fridge.

(in fact what am I doing sat here, typing this, when I'm thirsty and there's a big bottle of Becks in the fridge? (rhetorical))

T-shirt anyone?

Well - I've suggested it.

Aye...good work.

My tee shirt reads " I am the swede. You may remember me from such posts as Fanny bashers and Probably a stupid headset question"

My tee shirt reads " I am the swede. You may remember me from such posts as Fanny bashers and Probably a stupid headset question"

Should read:
I am the swede. You may not know this but I like men.

Ha thats where your wrong wok boy cus every one knows that. Eerr ?

Morning all, 700 anyone?

Why not...

Okay, I'll bag the point for the assist, and someone else can have the 700th.

Fine, solo effort it is then.

Good work troops....onwards to 1000 ➡

been on holiday for a week, can someone fill me in on what's happened over the last 7 days?

bumpsville Tenessee

igm - Member
been on holiday for a week, can someone fill me in on what's happened over the last 7 days?

We've had some tea and biscuits...

That's about it really...

That reminded me. The "Fanny Bashers" thread really was the funniest one on here. I had to go and have another read of it.

Are we past tea time now? Can we have a beer instead?

good night

Until tomorrow....

'night john boy...

Just out of curiosity, what exactly is a headset and what is a crown race? I just saw this long thread tonight and guess people are having an argument or two so haven't read through it. Is that something a mountain biker should know? Cheers

a crown race is one held on land owned by the queen. For instance, a lot of the gorrick series are advertised as crown races, due to being held in swinley forest. if you do well, you get a hat from a cracker which must be attached to your helmet. The colour represents your success, much like tdf jerseys

hth.

And a headset is an attitude, or mindset. The only way that you can win one of the Swinley crown races is to have a very positive headset indeed, so some people say that a headset must automatically come with a crown race. And others don't, which is what this thread is about, but then they don't usually win the right to wear the jerseys in the crackers. So who's right?

even i think this is childish now.

VERY childish.

Bloody kids!

I'm afraid i was very, very childish.

Nice thread. I feel like I've just accidentally walked into some sort of support group meeting.

As you were.

How was i again? Oh yeah, brutally unaware that a crown race was to blame for my 'public misunderstanding'.

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1 - have it someone.....quickly.......come on, come on....